Guy Ritchie just took the piss out of Madonna’s claims that he’s a gold-digger by refusing to take a pence of her £300-million fortune. Like we ever believed her anyway.
He’s worth a solid £30-million on his own but under British law, because they didn’t have a prenup, he could have petitioned for half of her earnings. Instead he is much more interested in where their children will live — Madonna wants to resettle them in New York, but Guy wishes to keep them in London where they’ve grown up.
Given Madonna’s predilections toward total domineering control of Lourdes, Rocco, and David’s schedules, if I were a kid in that household, I know where I’d want to live.
Guy seems like a stand-up, well, guy. I can’t imagine how he managed to stay married to that harpy for eight long years.
Apropos of nothing, I leave you the same way the Daily Mail ended their article on the settlement. No one does snark like the Brits:
Madonna isn’t letting her tense divorce negotiations slow her down, and last night stepped out looking positively radiant at a charity gala in New York.
The 50-year-old’s skin seemed remarkably youthful as she glammed up with the help of lashings of red lipstick.
It was almost enough to distract from her wacky green dress, which more resembled shrubbery than a red carpet party frock.
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You’d think Madonna could afford to have a dress made out of something nicer than AstroTurf.
Maybe she’s just having an identity crisis and thinks she’s the Jolly Green Giant? Given her behavior, I’d say “Bitchy Green Giant” is a better epitaph.
It looks like that cellophane stuff you put in the bottom of an Easter basket.
I’m sorry guys, I’ll take alotta grief but I think she’s hot. She’s obviously mental, and a fuh-reek, but maybe that’s the attraction.
“which more resembled shrubbery than a red carpet party frock.”
That’s one shrubbery that even the Knights Who Say Ni wouldn’t accept.
Damn. Tinkerbell sure isn’t aging well.
Shes likes being the center of attention so much, she decided to *be* the Christmas tree instead of buying one…
FYI, they’re still called ‘pennies’ in Britain.
If Madonna is a Christmas tree then I’ll be a woodsman that would like to chop down a conifer in celebration of the birth of Christ, and give her presents.
I’d like to have sex with her.
Whew, the more time that passes, the more her face looks like a skinless skull…..why?!
Are those feathers? I’m callin’ PETA!
I guess the material girl got herself a common-sense boy.
Let’s see how much of a fool she will make herself in the following months over this.
This outfit goes to show Madonna is not the classy actress she so desperately wants to be recognized as, she is a complete wacktress. And don’t you think in that picture she is looking like Jerry Hall?
Pasta – you’d like to have sex with her…why?
By all accounts she’d be ordering you around in bed and popping blood vessels when you don’t use organic lubricant. Or is that part of the appeal?
Hey Lisa I was thinking more like David Johansson.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/38285608_13903780d5.jpg
Are the “New York Dolls” getting back together or something?
Oh DEAR GOD! What does this say about my whole Christmas fantasy?
Please! Don’t tell Chuck Norris!
Like I always say… As long as theres no permanent scaring.
Fashion desiners must be in the poo when you have to make an outfit out of ready-lawn. I saw a picture recently of Mischa Barton wearing the same thing. Madonna must be mental if they share the same fashion tastes..
There’s a great caption for this pic at Roflrazzi…
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/20/128716806581519431.jpg
Disasteroturf!
It’s spelled “Rocco,” not “Rocko.”
Perez Hilton is reporting that the “leaks” about Guy Ritchie being so decent are complete B.S.
Interesting development — so it looks like someone’s lying. But I don’t know that I’d believe Perez about Guy because PH has been on Madonna’s jock forever.
Please! A big pay out? Would un-scheduled sex qualify? How about eating food that you like? Personally I think he deserves the money.
And if the reports are true that Madonna won’t let her family wear man-made fibers, then you know that dress would be made from real feathers. The question is which muppet was killed to appease Madonna? And why hasn’t PETA made any statments on that crime. It is obvious that a muppet was hurt in the making of that dress.
Oh no! Oscar the Grouch, you will be missed. What a horrible ending for the little guy, draped all over Crypt Keeper Madonna.
I never trust Perez Hilton when it comes to Madonna or Paris Hilton. He is a big kiss ass for anything involving those two, which should tell us all something about that low life. But, should be interesting either way. I hope that Guy isn’t going after Madonna’s cash because if indeed he’s not, he’s showing more class than any of these retarded celebrities.
I don’t know why anyone would be against him taking money from her. I’d take all I could. Honestly it sounds like he deserves it.
I thought that was leftover wardrobe from “Sniper”.
Sometimes she can look good Pastafarian- but I don’t know if Johnny Knoxville would **** her with Stevo’s ****-if you know what I mean.
I think she wore that dress to distract from the butt-ugly shoes…she looks like Bigfoot gone green.
@Pastafarian
My taste in men tends to be an older crowd. I may have said it before, but I’d really, really like to sleep with Jon Stewart. So I can’t tease you over Madonna.
@Pastafarian
I think that if he wanted the money, he would deserve it considering he’s had to put up with her for eight years. It’s just refreshing to see someone with the kind of money they have not get greedy and turn into Heather Mills. He’s showing unexpected class.
If Guy gets any moolah from Madonna, I’d consider it “combat pay” for the crap he’s had to endure from that megalomaniac.
Didn’t that dress lose on Project Runway a couple years ago?
I think Guy should at least do one of the things she asks. Read to the kids from her book, the one she did before: the one with all the pictures of their lovely Mommy in it.