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The Hogans Teach Us the True Spirit of Thanksgiving

Linda Bollea has had a pretty good year, all things considered. Her son made it out of jail seemingly unscarred. She snagged herself a hot teenage boyfriend. And for the most part she came out of her divorce from Hulk Hogan looking marginally better than he did.

Until now. Girlfriend is broke despite wrangling crazy alimony out of the Hulkster. The deets:

Hulk Hogan’s wife, Linda Bollea, has run out of money — despite receiving $40,000 a month in temporary alimony payments.

During a court hearing on Thursday, Bollea’s attorney asked the judge to set another hearing to discuss unfreezing some of the divorcing couple’s assets for her own use. Hogan’s attorney, however, wanted to see proof that the wrestler’s wife was indeed broke.

“They have to tell me why she’s out of money. They have to show me in bank statements,” Ann Loughridge Kerr, the lawyer for Hulk Hogan — whose legal name is Terry Bollea — told the Tampa Bay Tribune.

Back in August, Hogan — in addition to the monthly alimony payments — agreed to pay some monthly costs, including repair and maintenance to their home. Bollea’s legal team claims that Hogan refuses to pay for cable, pest control, window washing and their security system. The judge told Hogan’s attorneys to pay for those costs, excluding the security system payments. According to the Tribune, that was not Hogan’s responsibility.

The Hogans starred on VH1’s Hogan Knows Best, and Bollea filed for divorce from her husband after 24 years of marriage in November.

I didn’t know he even had that kind of cash — I guess those Japanese commercials pay out big time. But yeah. Hogan Knows Best indeed.

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19 Responses to “The Hogans Teach Us the True Spirit of Thanksgiving”


  1. 1 bigmama Nov 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Looks like she didn’t spend the money on clothes.

  2. 2 Chronic Malanga Nov 24th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Or class, bigmama.

  3. 3 Queen Bee Nov 24th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    bigmama: She can’t spend too much on clothing because she has to clothe beautiful Brooke in her tranny regalia. It’s important to her singing career.

  4. 4 Toubrouk Nov 24th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Her monthly alimony is my yearly salary.

    I have a hard time being sympathetic to her plea…

  5. 5 Minnow Nov 24th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Is there some sort of rule that you have to look like the Hulk to marry the Hulk?

    Just in case I’m ever in that situation…

  6. 6 Pastafarian Nov 24th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Thanksgiving? Cranberry Sauce, drumsticks, wings, breast meat, see where I’m going with this? If not…

    She has huge freds.

  7. 7 Habanada Nov 24th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I think you’re right, Minnow.

    Trying to decide if Hulk’s or Linda’s breasts are bigger . . .

  8. 8 katie Nov 24th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    good god! deceiver i’m sure she spends a buttload of money on HAIR BLEACH per month too, you know.. the really expensive kind? her hair is just lovely! -gag-

  9. 9 Kristine Nov 24th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    May I someday please have the problem of running out of money when I make $40,000/month… I want that affliction in life, no matter how hypocritical it is.

  10. 10 Queen Bee Nov 24th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    Guys, she is just stimulating the economy. Judging from that dress, it seems she is, single handedly, keeping Fredericks of Hollywood afloat. It takes a lot of money to look that classy.

  11. 11 Chronic Malanga Nov 25th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    And here I just thought she was stimulating 19 year old boys…

  12. 12 Jenn Nov 25th, 2008 at 9:28 am

    I’m with you Kristine. I would like to know what it is like to spend $40,000 in amonth.

  13. 13 Pastafarian Nov 25th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Get me a hot teenage boyfriend and I could blow $40,000 in a month. Except switch that to a girlfriend, and make me fly back and forth to Thailand like twice a week. 40 grand ain’t what it used to be.

  14. 14 Chronic Malanga Nov 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Watch out for those lady boys, Pasta. Just sayin’… ;)

  15. 15 Pastafarian Nov 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    STAY OUT OF MY HISTORY FOL- I mean.. will do! *thumbs up*

  16. 16 Christina X Nov 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Dear god woman-

    Turn down the tacky!

  17. 17 Chronic Malanga Nov 25th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    LOL, Pasta!

    Speaking of lady boys, is it me or does this woman look like a complete tranny?

  18. 18 AmyJ Nov 26th, 2008 at 12:09 am

    Its not just you, Chronic!
    I too would love to be broke with $40,000 per month alimony!

  19. 19 Chronic Malanga Nov 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    LOL, AmyJ, I think we’d all like to be that broke! And we wouldn’t look like bad trannies in the process either!

    I actually know trannies that look more feminine and pretty than this bleached nightmare.

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