Digg thisSometimes, folks, all you have to do is let them talk:
That’s right, we should all be more respectful of the unfortunate birds. No joking around. Right, Martha?
Archive for November 25th, 2008
Honestly, it’s sad to admit but I will probably pick up the new issue of Us Weekly to get me through airport hell tomorrow, despite the fact that these d-bags grace the cover.
How else can I find out the EXCLUSIVE DETAILS of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexico elopement? It was super sacred and romantic, you guys, just them on the beach. Surrounded by their paparazzi entourage.
Heidi moons in an excerpt from the weirdly fawning interview:
“I called [my mom] right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle.’ She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”
Well if her mom goes to the grocery store, I guess she will find out tomorrow.
And give me a break about the drama. Clearly this pair thrives on it. I mean, the wedding party was evidently made up of cameramen and reporters, which accounts for this toxic couple’s continued existence.
P.S. — That dress does nothing to disprove my pregnancy theory.
If you’ve been reading Deceiver for a while, you know that we’ve taken every opportunity to remind cherubic charlatan-cheerleader Hayden Panettiere that cows are animals too. She’s all about saving the dolphins and whales, but apparently she thinks the leather purses she sells for Dooney & Bourke grow on trees.
Looks like the rest of the world is finally catching up with us! Hayden just launched a new line of clutch purses for D&B, made of “soft, supple Italian calfskin,” and everybody’s like, “LOL WUT?” Especially a certain “animal rights” organization that has praised Hayden in the past:
Animals rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is having mixed feelings about the actress’ new endeavor.
Their media rep Heather Carlson said in a statement: “When celebrities get involved with animal rights in any way, we’re happy to work with them. Even if it’s on just one issue. Hayden has been wonderful on issues involving the slaughter of dolphins and whales.”
“We are sure that she’ll extend her concern for abused animals to those less popular, like cows who are skinned for bags and shoes, once she sees our undercover footage, which we’ll be sending to her.”
Yeah, right. Can a cow jump through a hoop to grab a sardine? Is she supposed to draw a cow on the cover of her math notebook now? Get real, she’ll be cashing those big D&B paychecks until the cows… Well, you know what I mean.
UPDATE: The Dooney & Bourke website has a video interview with the human pep rally herself (below), in which she says that she “did the original drawing, and I made a lot of notes [about] fabrics, you know, how I wanted it to look…”
So Hayden’s not just putting her name on the bag — she really wanted it to be “crafted of soft supple Italian calfskin and trimmed with gold leather piping.” Take that, PETA!
http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/Hayden_Web_Video.flv
