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Martha Stewart Shows Respect for Those Poor Turkeys

Sometimes, folks, all you have to do is let them talk:

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That’s right, we should all be more respectful of the unfortunate birds. No joking around. Right, Martha?

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19 Responses to “Martha Stewart Shows Respect for Those Poor Turkeys”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Nov 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Didn’t democrats win the election this time around? Have they run out of other things to talk about? What will be the next focus of what appears to be a bottomless pit of rage? Shouldn’t they be pissed at their messiah for installing all that Washington DC old blood in his cabinet etc? They seem so direction-less without someone to hate. What are they gonna do without Bush? Yin needs Yang, night needs day, good needs evil, and the left needs to get a life.

    And thanks Olberloser for clicking on that You Tube link. Who knew he read Deceiver? Who knew he could read?

  2. 2 Aleric Nov 25th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I so wish Keith Olberman had cut his hand like John Belushi did in the SNL skit as Marth Stewert. I can see him jabbering on about how it is a flesh wound while blood spurts and he gets whoozy and falls over. My Holiday Wishes would be fulfilled.

  3. 3 Aleric Nov 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Oops I meant Julia Childes.

  4. 4 Minnow Nov 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Olberman took a classic 70’s television scene, rammed it upside down into a body funnel, chopped its head clean off, and drained all the damn funny from its lifeless corpse.

    I’m sure that PETWKRP will have a thing or two to say about this sort of abuse.

  5. 5 Kristine Nov 25th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    She had about as much success getting that bird to comply as she did getting that ankle braclet off… the amusing thing about this left-y who needs to get a life is that she’s a felon, so she probably only got to vote four times for Obama instead of five, and she never got to vote against the evil in 2004.

  6. 6 Jannah Nov 25th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    LOL Aleric and everyone!

    I’m just about over Martha now. I’ve been a fan of Martha for forever, but since she got out of jail her show’s gotten more and more political. I agree, the election is over, give us a break and take the politics out of the kitchen for a while, sheesh. I’m so tired of her biased, uninformed, snide comments lately. Shut up and cook Martha.

    Crowe is hilarious though. X-D

  7. 7 LYTEUP Nov 25th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Jannah: RUSSELL CROWE? HILARIOUS? Are we talking about Russell Crowe?
    Why was he on Martha Stewart? I didn’t know he could cook! He can sing though, his band is called “Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt”. Cool, huh.

  8. 8 Fortunate Son Nov 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    The move to appoint John Edwards as Secretary of Labor (you couldn’t make this up).

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-tasini/john-edwards-for-labor-se_b_145965.html

  9. 9 Habanada Nov 26th, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Gosh! I don’t remember Martha being so obnoxious back when my mother would have her show on in the late 90s. The woman’s definitely not aging gracefully. And I mean attitude-wise.

  10. 10 katie Nov 26th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    what a total idiot. martha stewart was involved with PETA too! i’m sure she got a lovely letter or something after they saw/heard of that..

  11. 11 Kristine Nov 26th, 2008 at 8:57 am

    @ Fortunate Son

    Well, sure, he’s been through lots of labors… and knows how to keep some of them a secret from his other laborer, so he’ll be great for national interests.

  12. 12 Jrod Nov 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    I’d Hit it…if she made me dinner.

    (Out of sympathy of course)

  13. 13 The Oversneer Nov 26th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Hey — wait a minute…

    That Martha Stewart show (the first clip) was taped Monday morning.

    But on Monday evening, Olbermann was claiming on his “Countdown” show that he hadn’t yet seen the Palin turkey video, and that he was watching it for the first time during the live broadcast …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj_VJT1xMJE#t=0m32s

    Two bulls–t artists chatting each other up on television? Naah… that couldn’t happen in my America.

  14. 14 Jannah Nov 26th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Lyteup, Crowe and Martha can’t get the wings to fold behind the turkey and he keeps saying, “Ya bahstahd!” Heehee, cussing on the Martha Stewart Show…it’s a Good Thing. (Not that I’m into cussing exactly)

    Too true Oversneer!

  15. 15 Whatever Nov 27th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Wasn’t that Phil Hartman not John Belushi?

  16. 16 Pastafarian Nov 27th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Nope. It was Dan Akroyd.

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