Honestly, it’s sad to admit but I will probably pick up the new issue of Us Weekly to get me through airport hell tomorrow, despite the fact that these d-bags grace the cover.
How else can I find out the EXCLUSIVE DETAILS of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexico elopement? It was super sacred and romantic, you guys, just them on the beach. Surrounded by their paparazzi entourage.
Heidi moons in an excerpt from the weirdly fawning interview:
“I called [my mom] right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle.’ She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”
Well if her mom goes to the grocery store, I guess she will find out tomorrow.
And give me a break about the drama. Clearly this pair thrives on it. I mean, the wedding party was evidently made up of cameramen and reporters, which accounts for this toxic couple’s continued existence.
P.S. — That dress does nothing to disprove my pregnancy theory.
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Heidi really needs to take Paparazzi 101 classes with Professor Jolie.
Look at that magazine cover. Madonna’s cozy night with Sean. The picture looks like “Satan Collects his Due”. How would you have liked to be a fly on the wall in that place. I was gonna say it makes my skin crawl but I think it’s just the spiders again. It’s insect day I guess.
It’s like the Simpsons episode where the coporate mascots came to life and started killing everybody. Then the townsfolk stopped paying attention to them and they all the mascots started to die off.
Please stop writing about these douchebags. Please? Maybe, just sweet jeebus maybe, they will die off too.
“Let’s run away but we should give our secret escape path to the paparazis”.
Typical, dumb PR move.
Poppa Joe must be fuming that Ashlee can’t buy a cover…looks like “Bronx Mowgli” didn’t grab as much publicity and attention as she prayed for.
Wasn’t Mowgli what the “Gremlins” were called by the old Chinese guy? Does it look like a gremlin? I bet it does.
Jesus Peter Pan Christ, they got married and will probably procreate. Their spawn will spawn more publicity and magazine covers, as will their inevitable and highly publicized divorce. They won’t go away! They won’t go away! Make them go away!
I’m going to go cry in a dark corner now.
Who are these people? Why couldn’t the man be bothered shaving for his own wedding?
IS HE WEARING TAN PANTS? WAS IT A BEACH WEDDING? Omg, tack factor 2874598769857696.
I am so glad I live in Australia. Sorry, but seriously. WHO ARE THEY?
LYTEUP, the less you know the better.
Pasta, you made my day.
Lyte Up: Heidi and Spencer, or as they are referred to so fabulously on Dlisted, Twit and Twat (we shall refer to them as such from here forward) are on a “reality” show on MTV, called the Hills. Twit is psycho, Twat is a moron who thinks she can sing and put out a craptacular album, worse than even Paris Hilton. Twit and Twat have some sort of deal with US Magazine to report on every inane photo op they set up. “Oh look, it’s Twit and Twat with a terminally ill child. Aren’t they so generous?” “There they are serving food to the homeless. Aren’t they fabulous?” There isn’t much that they do out of the public eye. Twit claims that he and Twat get paid thousands of dollars to just show up at clubs. They are famous for being famous for really doing nothing and having no discernible talents other than promoting themselves and fighting with the other cast of the “reality” show they are on.
In other words, they are a sign of how fucked up we all are. Because, they are so heinous and yet, I know all these details about them even though I avoid that shit like the plague. Damn them! Twit and Twat win.
Lyteup: They are from the hills i believe. We get it here (in NZ) on MTV but, its sucks a big one.. Never trust a man in beige pants eww eww
I was going to feel really bad until I saw LYTEUP’s comment . . . and then I found out he lives in another country and now I feel bad again. LYTE, I *live* in this country and I’ve never heard of them or this show.
Wow, it was a fantastic idea to move out into the middle of the boondocks and not have cable TV. I’ve never felt more blessed in my life.
Thankyou Meg 2.0, Queen Bee, Kelli and Habanada for addressing my ignorance of a man ['Twit', yes, Queen Bee?] who wears tan pants and is unshaven at his wedding but is somehow famous. In America.
I really hope he is just exclusively famous in America, because if the Australian media publish a single story about him and ‘Twat’, then I am moving. To China. Or anywhere else not infiltrated by these two.
noooo don’t buy the magazine! i’ve seen full scans of the pages online.. it saves you money and please don’t give any to these 2 no talent hacks. they need to go away!
ok now that i’m done begging, these 2 are so pathetic. their 15 minutes were UP and their names weren’t in the news anymore so what do they do to get attention? get married! woohoo! not. i can bet you 50 bucks she’s knocked up. when i first heard of this silly crap, i thought “they’ll be on the cover of US since they have a deal with them. you watch” and i was right. i don’t buy US anymore and i won’t as long as they’re promoting these 2 losers. we all need to gather in prayer like.. right now. and PRAY TO GODDDDDDDDDD that these 2 idiots don’t breed.
and whats with spencer’s pube beard? he couldn’t shave before the wedding? surely this crap was planned so at least bring a razor.. geez-us.
by the way, if they got married in mexico i highly doubt its even legal here.
Seems that it truly may be an elaborate fake-up:
http://wcbstv.com/entertainment/the.hills.marriage.2.874395.html
Note this quote:
“Americans who wish to get married in Mexico must first go through a process that takes about five days, according to Mexico’s foreign relations department Web site. They must obtain a health certificate, including blood test results from a local doctor; and provide official translations of legal documents, such as birth certificates.”
Hmmm…
Queen Bee:
I am now informed. Any future postings about these two pinheads will forthwith be designated as “twit and twat.”
Plus, I like the new adjective “craptacular.”
Have a nice holiday.