Just for fun. There’s nothing hypocritical about it. And yes, it’s real.

On October 31, 2001, Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro filmed a Thanksgiving-themed “I Love New York” commercial in New York City’s Central Park. I imagine the conversation between takes went something like:
“I’ve seen worse … It just so happens that this turkey is mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Hey turkey! You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.”
Here’s to being thankful for a world where we can gang up on famous hypocrites for fun, and nobody (really) gets hurt.
My cohorts and I are taking a few days off. We’ll see you in the funny papers.


