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Billy, Bobby, and the rest of the Deceiver team wish you a Happy Thanksgiving

Just for fun. There’s nothing hypocritical about it. And yes, it’s real.

On October 31, 2001, Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro filmed a Thanksgiving-themed “I Love New York” commercial in New York City’s Central Park. I imagine the conversation between takes went something like:

“I’ve seen worse … It just so happens that this turkey is mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

“Hey turkey! You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.”

Here’s to being thankful for a world where we can gang up on famous hypocrites for fun, and nobody (really) gets hurt.

My cohorts and I are taking a few days off. We’ll see you in the funny papers.

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12 Responses to “Billy, Bobby, and the rest of the Deceiver team wish you a Happy Thanksgiving”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Nov 27th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

  2. 2 bigmama Nov 27th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Enjoy your time with your family and friends.

  3. 3 winewife Nov 27th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!

  4. 4 Pastafarian Nov 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Good God I hate the holidays. I’m going to go fight with my sister-in-law now. I hope everyone gets salmonella.

    Burn yourselves on the stove!

  5. 5 Fortunate Son Nov 27th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Don’t forget the hypocrisy of DeNiro being caught serving endangered species of Tuna at NOBU, the same restaurant he hosts Global Warming fundraisers like SOS (Save Our Selves) at:

    http://www.greenpeace.org/international/press/releases/top-sushi-restaurant-serves-bluefin

    Remember that movie the Freshman? Life mirrors art.

  6. 6 Habanada Nov 27th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  7. 7 Kristine Nov 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    May your turkey not be dry and your relatives at least entertaining :)

  8. 8 Rocko Nov 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Funny papers? You guys are going to start drawing comics? Is it going to be a cross between the Far Side and Peanuts but with famous people? That would be awesome-o!

    Happy Thanksgiving as well.

    Can’t wait to see you guys in the funny pages!

  9. 9 Christina X Nov 28th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    Happy Thanksgiving, Deceiver!

  10. 10 MC Mom Nov 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Hope your turkey turned out as juicy, savory and yummilicious as mine. Time for some leftovers…

  11. 11 Meg 2.0 Nov 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving…I spent a fabulous time eating a turkey leg in front of some vegans with a s**t-eating grin on my face.

    Now to demolish the hidden pumpkin pie…

  12. 12 Jrod Dec 1st, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    I’m thankful for Deceiver!

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