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08

Spencer and Heidi Not Quite Married Yet After All

I’m still catching up on my post-turkey gossip, so my apologies that this story came out over the weekend.

Heidi, Spencer, and his flesh-colored beard eloped to Mexico to escape the “drama” and score the cover of Us Weekly, as was probably in their contract with the tabloid.

But they must have forgotten about their other contract — you know, the one with The Hills. Because man, are those producers pissed. The couple is now eating crow and acknowledging that they aren’t really legally married because California doesn’t recognize marriages that occur outside the country.

Which is convenient for MTV because now the wedding can take place on television. On the set of The Hills. The most drama-free zone on earth!

“The Hills” executive producer Liz Gateley said Wednesday that the couple’s wedding and honeymoon will appear in future episodes of the MTV reality show.

“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” Gateley told MTV News. “Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”

“Real life.” What a concept.

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13 Responses to “Spencer and Heidi Not Quite Married Yet After All”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Dec 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    These two make me want to commit acts of extreme violence.

  2. 2 katie Dec 2nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    please.. im so sick of these 2 and the whole hills BS. when its over soon (i pray it is) and their 15 mins are up and reality (ACTUAL REALITY! omg!) sets in, they’re not gonna like it. and no their “marriage” isn’t legal and of course they eloped! who would they invite to their wedding??

  3. 3 Pastafarian Dec 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Oh I’d totally go to their wedding. Imagine all of the single, jealous, drunken bridesmaids and whatnot in all of their revealing little black dresses and stuff. Plus they’re all probably just this side of retarded so it’d be like shooting fish in a barrel.

  4. 4 Jrod Dec 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    2 things. No Baby Bump anymore! ANd…I’d still hit it.

  5. 5 StrawberryGirl Dec 2nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    First CA won’t recognize gay marriages, now it won’t recognize Spencer and Heidi! I’m gonna protest!

  6. 6 MC Mom Dec 2nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    California doesn’t recognize marriages that take place outside the country? So if you get married anywhere else in the U.S. and move to Cali, do you have to get married again there? ‘Cause CA often seems like another freakin’ planet…and these two morons are living proof.

  7. 7 Discordia Dec 2nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    In defense of California, we have never recognized marriage between mental incompetents. ‘Nuff said. ;)

  8. 8 kelli Dec 2nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Who actually watches this ? I think its sad that i even know who they are…

  9. 9 Julie Dec 2nd, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Don’t lump the rest of us Californian’s in with these 2 idiots! Most of us are rational people, but Hollywood is a different world all their own. Plus, are they actually FROM California or are they transplants?

  10. 10 Fortunate Son Dec 3rd, 2008 at 7:45 am

    I’ve never watched “the Hills”, and am not familiar with these two personalities other than their tabloid escapades, but it strikes me that they have a strategy of exploiting the tabloid media in a manner that will only promote them.

    If there is no such thing as bad publicity, these guys are just working the machine.

    I don’t know much about them, but they seem to be some of the few who have chosen to beat the paparazzi not by playing along (a la Madonna,Lorenzo Lamas’ stable of ex-wives, Paris Herpes), but by casting doubt into whether everything they do is a staged production of a misinformation campaign or organic daily life.

    If Mr. Spencer was getting a Lewinsky from a transvestite little person in front of Mann’s Chinese theater, the paps would go “what show is this a pr stunt for?”.

    Eventually, you become like Charlie Sheen, teflon, and leading a life of raunchy debacles and babbling on about conspiracy theories while everyone focuses on your top rated show and asks you how many models you banged this week.

  11. 11 Les Paul Dec 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 am

    “I think its sad that i even know who they are…”

    Me too, kelli.

    There will probably never be any more “great” Hollywood couples.
    Spencer and Heidi (amongst others) have lust (not that there’s anything particularly wrong with that, but…).

    Elizabeth and Richard had “passion.”

  12. 12 LYTEUP Dec 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    At least he’s not wearing tan pants in this beach shot.
    But red boardies? Red? Why red?

  13. 13 Chronic Malanga Dec 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    @Les Paul

    I am not entirely convinced that these two even have lust for anything but self promotion. Their whole existence seems so fake and forced that it wouldn’t shock me if they are no more than friends who share a common interest: fame whoring.

    If only we had another Taylor/Burton,Leigh/Olivier, Bogie/Bacall… It would make these ass clowns a little more interesting. The closest we have is “Brangelina”, and they are dull.

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