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Heidi Klum Just Eats the Right Things, Like Big Macs

I was at the gym yesterday, busting my butt to work off that second helping of stuffing last week. To pass time on the bike, I was reading the new issue of OK! magazine (you’d be surprised how that just makes the time fly).

So in my norepinephrine-flooded state, I was particularly discouraged by an interview with mom-of-three Heidi Klum where she talks about what she does to get fit in time for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which airs tomorrow night:

How do you get in shape for the Victoria’s Secret show?

I try to stay away from carbs. But after the show, I stop by McDonald’s and get a Big Mac and fries. I do it every year. That’s my ritual. It’s the truth!

O RLY. Because as Simon dug up last year, Heidi used to be all “People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab” and “I just eat the right things” and “The main thing is healthy eating, exercise.” And now she chows down on McDonalds without any mention of hitting the gym? I wonder why she would say such a thing.

Sidenote: Life is so unfair.

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25 Responses to “Heidi Klum Just Eats the Right Things, Like Big Macs”


  1. 1 Rocko Dec 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Ooh, so that’s the light at then end of the tunnel … there is a heaven!

  2. 2 Pastafarian Dec 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Jrod? Someone go find Jrod.

  3. 3 Holly Won't Dec 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Pasta, even I would hit it.

  4. 4 Minnow Dec 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I know what I’m wearing to Christmas Eve Candlelight Service…

  5. 5 Pastafarian Dec 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    She is kinda photogenic.

  6. 6 Pastafarian Dec 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Yeah Minnow me too.

  7. 7 Queen Bee Dec 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I think we all know Jrod would “hit” it. We can all agree that Heidi is pretty hot. I wouldn’t want to bone her but I wouldn’t mind having her body or her face.
    Is it possible that she eats one Big Mac and serving of fries per year after being good and working her ass off? I’m no nutritionist, but I think a few Big Macs a year are allowed.

  8. 8 StrawberryGirl Dec 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    You get the four food groups in a Big Mac: meat, dairy, grains, and veggies. Who says it’s not healthy??

  9. 9 The Oversneer Dec 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    You get the four food groups in a Big Mac: meat, dairy, grains, and veggies. Who says it’s not healthy??

    Who says it’s not healthy? Hmmm … aren’t there like 10 or 20 food-Nazi groups that say it’s not healthy?

    Not that I listen to them … [munch, munch, munch]

  10. 10 Holly Won't Dec 3rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Queen Bee, for you, this hilarious photo:
    Heidi Klum McDonald's Yum

    And these:
    http://bestcoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/10/heidi-klum-mcdonalds-hq-photos.html

  11. 11 Simon Scowl Dec 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Is it possible that she eats one Big Mac and serving of fries per year after being good and working her ass off?

    Even if she ate zero Big Macs per year, she’s still selling them.

  12. 12 MC Mom Dec 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Oh Minnow and Pasta, I’d love to go to your church, for the entertainment value if nothing else… ;-)

    Big Macs aren’t particularly nutritious for you if this site is to be believed:

    http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts/foods-from-mcdonalds/6220/2

    But I don’t see what the problem is with eating them if you want. I just wouldn’t count on looking like Heidi if you make it a regular habit.

  13. 13 Chronic Malanga Dec 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    I’m kind of with QB on this. If that’s her yearly treat, good for her. I very rarely eat fast food, but occasionally, when I am really drunk and waiting for that last train home from London, I have to pop into the Liverpool Street McDonald’s for a burger. I don’t look like Heidi, but who the hell does?

    She just might be eating the right things most of the time.

  14. 14 Habanada Dec 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Okay, so it’s her yearly treat . . . but the woman needs to get some taste if her big “yippee” is a Big Mac. I mean, come on! At least go for something with a little flavor.

  15. 15 Kelli Dec 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Maybe its because afterwards it ends up down the toilet!?

  16. 16 katie Dec 4th, 2008 at 5:04 am

    mcdonalds?! ew. at least go for in n out. they’re only here in california and arizona and nevada but i’m pretty sure she lives in CA. i mean, at least in n out, mcdonalds is ew!

  17. 17 Christina X Dec 4th, 2008 at 5:36 am

    There’s runway Heidi Klum, and then there’s “I’m normal, I swear!” Heidi Klum.

    As the rest of them.

    I think Heidi Klum looks good, though, so I’m not sure if she has an eating disorder. She may spend lots of time on her body, but you can usually spot someone with an ED from a mile away, I think.

    I’m not trying to sound like I’m bitter, but I’ve noticed a fair amount of these models protest way too much about their eating habits for them to be believable. It seems like every time a model loses her job, she confesses to suffering an eating disorder, but she’d never admit to it during her career. It’s a general observation on the fashion model industry, so I’m not really singling anyone out, but I can understand the connection between models and eating disorders. A lot of models don’t fess up until it’s too late.

  18. 18 MC Mom Dec 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Kelli, of course it ends up down the toilet…that’s where food goes when you’re done with it. Gastroenterology 101.

  19. 19 Chronic Malanga Dec 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Yeah, it ends up in the toilet one way or another. Heidi doesn’t strike me as a binge and purge kind of gal, though. She looks healthy, not ridiculously skinny, and given she’s been around as long as she has without the ravages of the usual eating disorders and coke use showing up in the way she looks, I bet she does eat the right things the majority of the time.

  20. 20 Jrod Dec 4th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I’m here. I didn’t figure I would need to say it for Heidi. Pretty sure 100% of the population over 10 would hit it.

  21. 21 StrawberryGirl Dec 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    katie, I agree! In-N-Out > McD’s. Though I think the angus burgers at McDs are really good.

  22. 22 devil Dec 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    It’s not what you eat, it’s what you keep down.

    I have no idea whether or not Heidi Klum has an eating disorder. Seems to me that eating disorders can be kept secret for a long time. And photo touch-ups can cover a multitude of sins.

    To be fair, the outfit Heidi’s modeling would look bad on anybody (because it’s ugly).

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