Eva Longoria Parker is so full of it.
According to the N.Y. Daily News, she is desperate (get it? Deceiver is punny this week) not to be photographed smoking in public, but she let her guard down while vacationing in Puerto Rico.
This hopefully kills any rumors that she’s pregnant, but really it just challenges her whole schtick. Like telling Parade Magazine she is always super careful with her health because “I want to look like Demi Moore when I’m 42.” (Although I hope she knows that Demi Moore paid a lot to look like Demi Moore at 42.)
Or like being the spokesperson for Padres Contra El Cancer, a nonprofit group that aims to inform Latino families about the causes of cancer. Says the charity’s website: “Due to language and cultural barriers, Latino parents typically understand 50 percent less than non-Latino families about childhood cancer and effective methods for its treatment.”
You know who else might need some kind of education on that front? Eva Longoria Parker.
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Kool Menthol
You too can be cool and affluante as Eva.
When Eva Longoria is 42, she may very well look like Demi Moore. That is, if Demi Moore is about 70 by then.
What’s sad is that Eva was so pretty until about eight months ago. She put on weight, cut her hair and aged about 15 years. Unless she does something fast, she’s gonna kill her career.
Another actress who only looks good when “all faked up”.
She looks like a low-rent Marisa Tomei in that photo. Though I’ll probably regret making that comparison – I actually like Tomei.
The only reason people care about a celebrity’s smoking habit is when they act as though they don’t have a smoking habit. Smart move there, Eva.
Another proof that Celebrity status is all about “Branding” more than anything else.
Ahhh, I’m pretty sure Demi is a tobacco smoker as well.
shes the spokesperson? internesting. i didn’t know that. makes her look even more stupid now.
I always laugh at these actors who go on about how healthy they are and they smoke like chimneys. Probably do drugs too.
I’d hit it! are you kidding me?