The best thing to come out of the unholy union of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of Hills fame is the material it’s given celebrity-gossip bloggers. (Gawker did my favorite recap of the story to date.)
Now Heidi’s mom Darlene has spoken out about how she is certain the marriage will last six months and it’s possible Spencer has managed to brainwash Heidi by secretly drugging her. Spencer of course replied in douchetastic fashion.
However, the Superficial is supersuspicious about the mom’s intentions in talking to Us Weekly about her disappointment:
[W]hat a giant f*cking publicity scam on everybody’s part. Here’s how I know:
1. If you recall, Mommy dearest was involved in one of the Douche Twins sh*t*ss photo shoots.
2. She’s giving an interview with Us Weekly who happened to purchase the exclusive rights to the wedding photos.
3. Heidi Montag came out of her vagina.Am I perpetuating their little ruse by reporting on it? Hell to the f*ck no. Because shortly after this post goes live, you guys are going to rip me a new anus for even talking about them thus making these jokers even less employable.
I know the feeling. But Superfish is right. Darlene has totes played along with the couple’s fame-whoring antics by letting the paparazzi sit in on their Mother’s Day brunch, and then by making a guest appearance on The Hills. If she really wanted Heidi to stop with this ridiculous publicity-thirsty behavior, she wouldn’t enable it so readily.
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God am I glad I don’t watch “The Hills”.
Also from the Superficial: “These are shots from Heidi Montag’s “honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas where her mom claims she was drugged out of her mind. Does this look like a woman who’s not sure what she’s doing? Not in my book. Clearly, this is someone who’s willing to perform a variety of services in exchange for cash. As long as her boyfriend/husband gets to take all the money and use it to buy high tops, a Trans Am and the douchiest beard known to man.”
Well said.
The fact that this unholy union has lasted six minutes is pretty impressive.
I wish these two would go away. It offends me that I even know who they are.
I’m mostly with you guys. But on the other hand, they’re millionaires now right? I know it doesn’t make it right but… millionaires.
Pasta, that offends me even more.
In that picture accompanying this post, what exactly is she trying to draw attention to?
The white nailpolish, the veins in her hand or the bracelet? Help me.
please tell me their rings are a joke.. have you seen those? with the little.. dangle thingys? wtf? they look like they came from k mart. if i wasn’t taking a quarter off school, i wouldn’t be following this crap. but i have nothing else better to do haha anyway US magazine is “in bed” with speidi (ew.) and thats pathetic. i no longer buy that magazine because you know this whole “wedding” was planned and US showed up with a huge bag of cash. along with MTV, US pays these 2 no talents’ bills. their 15 mins were UP and they needed some new sh-t to stir so they got married! PLEASE don’t let breeding be next…
oh and i just answered my own question. of course they got those horrid ring like things.. spencer has NO job so he can’t afford a diamond for horsey heidi.
Katie, I saw the rings and thought “Hey, weren’t those in the Piggly Wiggly vending machines?”
I never understood the Hills, Laguna Beach or any of that crap.
Another note, is anyone else terrified of what Twit and Twat (thank you Michael K, Dlisted.com) are going to stage as a photo-op for Christmas? Looks like I’m avoiding the Hudsun News stands at all cost this Christmas at the airport.
I read that post on Superficial when it first went up and thought it made perfect sense. Surely, fame whoring runs in that family.
I hate Heidi and Spencer.
Their rings not only look cheap, but what self respecting man wears a ring with danglies on it? Oh yeah, the concept of self respect is alien to these two idiots.
meg and chronic – LOL! they do look like some 25 cent machine shiz! i think they got them out of a hotel gift shop.. classy! yeah ooook.
Has anyone noticed how much she has changed. Her chin looks huge all of sudden.
Holy papparazzi, Batman, that is one unflattering picture of ol’ Heidi. Cheesy nail polish, check. Whore-y top, check. Cheap rings, check. Smug but slightly dazed and stupid expression, check. She’s pretty young, right? How come she looks 35?
And Pasta, if they’re millionaires and all, why in heck isn’t she wearing a nice big rock from Tiffany or Harry Winston?
He went to Jared.
I don’t know MC Mom. Money can’t buy you taste or class I guess. I should know I’m the tastiest, classiest guy I know.