At a NYC book signing for Hooking Up With Tila Tequila, the Myspace phenom shared a vaguely Angelina-esque personal dream of hers:
“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing. But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”
“Another billion”? Tell me she’s not implying that she is already a billionaire.
And then, this:
“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all. And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for me, because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”
If she can’t handle a mutt, then I imagine child-rearing on her remote island will be something of a challenge.
But who are we kidding — there are no TVs on private islands! How will she survive?
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I hope that thing never procreates.
That said, if she can’t handle a dog, regardless of the size, she certainly shouldn’t have kids or adopt them, or anything like that.
What a waste of air she is.
“If she can’t handle a mutt, then I imagine child-rearing…”
Meh. If it doesn’t work out she can just give it to her friend, right?
I’ve been pretty ambivalent about her until now. But this really chaps my ass. How in the hell do you get a puppy, KNOWING that it’s going to be a big dog, then give it away when it’s not longer convenient? For the life of me, I can never understand that. Bitch.
She doesn’t need kids to move to an island somewhere. She can go right now. She’ll do that right? Now? Today?
“But who are we kidding — there are no TVs on private islands! How will she survive?”
Yes, but film crews can still come and document every truly interesting thing she has to say and do so she will survive. And if she doesn’t? Oh well.
I can think of few better arguments for eugenics than the one Ms. Tequila so eloquently makes for herself…
But Queen Bee, she has nothing interesting to say to anyone other than herself and those willing to risk super charged STD’s to get into her panties.
I know we’re used to voting people off of islands . . . but in this case, let’s vote her TO an island . . . pirate style. ’sright, folks, I’m talking MAROONED.
What? Tila has nothing interesting to say? I find that shocking. If she didn’t have anything of interest to say, why is she so famous? I’m perplexed because it isn’t that she’s pretty. Stumped. Truly stumped.
QB, I think it’s cause she puts out. A lot. For anyone.
GELFLING!
I did Go_Fish I always get charged a premium for that.
Thanks, Anon, for the laugh and the shout-out to my childhood. She doesn’t look quite as Gelfling-like as, say, Steven Tyler, but still…
Pretty Sure I already added this before, but…
I’d hit it.
Jrod – I would be disappointed if you wouldn’t
Well she was a porn star at one point Jrod so if you had put up the cash you could have hit it. But like Madonna now she is respectable…..lol.
deceiver, your title of this lovely story said it all. this chick is almost as bad as heidi and spencer. what is her talent? other than taking off her clothes and having a lot of friends on fricking myspace.com? how pathetic. and she has a book out?! people are buying it? she can read?? my god. if she ever had a kid, adopted or biological, it would have major problems!
Who?