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Dec
08

Jennifer Aniston Continues Her I’m-Over-Brangelina Press Tour

First, she talked to Vogue about how “uncool” it was for Angelina Jolie to be such a homewrecking whore.

Then she went on Oprah to talk about how it’s all in the past and why are people still so fascinated anyway?

And since then it’s becoming increasingly clear that Jennifer Aniston has no intention of stopping the interviews that focus on how totally not preoccupied she is with events from three years ago. I realize she has a movie to promote, but has she evolved so little as an actress and a woman that this is the best way she can capitalize on attention?

From Entertainment Weekly:

”[Election night] was just so moving, so unbelievable,” says Aniston. ”And now what do people do? Read my crap! Everything comes to a halt: ‘What did she say?”’ She shakes her head, smiling wryly. ”Good God. You have to laugh at it all at the end of the day.” Still, she clearly feels stung by the flap and insists the ”uncool” quote — which referred to comments Jolie made last year about falling for Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, when he was still married to Aniston — was taken out of context. ”I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid,” she says. ”I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

And now, from GQ:

“The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends,” jokes Aniston. “That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”

The last thing she needs is to do any more EW or GQ. She needs to STFU.

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41 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston Continues Her I’m-Over-Brangelina Press Tour”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Dec 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Thanks GQ For that magazine cover. I would mortgage one of my many, many mansions to have her show up at my front door in nothing but a tie.

    Also thanks for reminding me that there are still people alive that think JFK was cool. And why is Obama cool exactly?

    *whispering*
    Is it because he’s black?

  2. 2 Minnow Dec 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    How much you wanna bet that

    “Yes We Can: Dress Great for Under $100″

    is another Sarah Palin story?

  3. 3 Habanada Dec 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Don’t be silly, Pasta. We’re an enlightened nation that prides itself on not being racist. We don’t care *what* color your skin is (*cough* unless you’re white *cough*)! Obama is cool because, um, well, he, uh, well . . . ummmm . . . er . . . he, well, there was this, um, and . . . sunglasses . . . ?

  4. 4 Tod the Mod Dec 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    “She needs to STFU.”

    …and show us her tits.

  5. 5 Rocko Dec 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    I seriously thought that was a July issue cover.

    Pasta black people have always been cool except when they get together in groups of three or more, then they become dangerous. Since he started his presidential run, outside of basketball games or a crowd, when do you see Obama with three or more black men on stage or in front of a camera?

  6. 6 Pastafarian Dec 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I dress awesome all the time for under $100. Of course I get all of my clothes from the Dollar Tree. But whatever, I look good in anything. But especially nothing so it doesn’t matter.

  7. 7 Chronic Malanga Dec 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    She is a tired has been, though I am sure Jrod would hit it.

    If he did, she might shut her trap about Angelina and Brad for a little while. ;)

    Seriously, there is nothing more pathetic than discussing your failed marriage years after the fact.

  8. 8 Minnow Dec 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    “Of course I get all of my clothes from the Dollar Tree.”

    So do you wear the Dilbert Post-it Notes on the package or over the crack?

  9. 9 D---- Dec 11th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    I don’t care what she has to say as long as she says it dressed just the way she is

  10. 10 Scott F. Dec 11th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Nice picture. I’d comment on the article, but my eyes just keep drifting to the picture.

  11. 11 AKS Dec 11th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Four words when they (the celeb rags) ask this question. “Wow.” [beat] “Let it go.”

    That’s it, Jen. That’s all you have to say prior to rolling your eyes a little and changing the subject.

  12. 12 winewife Dec 11th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    “She needs to STFU.”

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. As the lone female posting here (hmmm, I wonder why) I have to say that if I looked like her I’d be posing for pictures in just a tie too. Work with what you got, I say. Just wish she’d realize that deep thinking (or thought in general) isn’t what she got.

    And Pasta, you big tease, don’t say it unless your willing to follow thru…also, have you met my friend Maddox?

  13. 13 katie Dec 12th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    she looks good, im not gonna lie but im sure the interview with her is a snooze. i am SO sick of brad and angelina.. omg. but jen isn’t making it any better by talking about it. if she just stopped….. that would be great.

  14. 14 AKS Dec 12th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Winewife – female here, too. Don’t know if I’d choose that particular tie – hate the stripes. ;-)

  15. 15 Christina X Dec 12th, 2008 at 2:24 am

    I like Jennifer Aniston more than Angelina Jolie, but I don’t know…she’s not helping herself.

    All due respect, it seems as though even if it has absolutely nothing to do with the triangle at all, then supporters on either side are willing to drag the other into the conversations on other forums.

    If Angelina Jolie makes a new movie or something, you have one from one angle screaming about how Angelina Jolie’s a homewrecker, and then one from the other angle taking the piss out of Jennifer Aniston because she lost Brad Pitt. I’ve observed that in threads about any of the three, some regular commenters more vapid than others on some other forums.

    I think I’ve stuck around on Deceiver longer than lots of other entertainment websites because at least the regular members usually have something legitimate to say.

  16. 16 Chronic Malanga Dec 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    @Christina X, I totally agree. I never even comment on most entertainment websites because you always get the scrapings of the bottom of the barrel of humanity fighting to be “FIRST” or making idiotic comments otherwise. We don’t always agree here on Deceiver, and we sometimes get totally silly, but the regulars around here are generally intelligent and have something to say.

    I’ve said it before, but I am partial to Angelina myself, even though I don’t generally care for the home wrecker types. I just see her relationship with Brad as less of a conscious man stealing situation and more of a “Hey, this is what happened and we couldn’t help it,” situation. I’ve read elsewhere, too, that Brad was regretting having married Jen well before he and Angelina hooked up. Either way, they seem happy enough and we will never know the whole story, nor should we. I’ve never had anything against Jen, but the more she talks, the sicker I get of hearing about it. I mean, I divorced my first husband in ‘99. If I were still running around talking about it to my friends and family, they would strongly suggest I get some counseling. I hardly remember what the hell he even looks like, though. Jen needs to refuse to answer these questions because we can’t even blame the media for this any more. She’s the one that keeps commenting.

  17. 17 RockitQueen Dec 12th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Her next movie is “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Coincidence?

  18. 18 Minnow Dec 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    “As the lone female posting here…”

    Uh, Winewife? Chronic and I both have all our girlie parts intact.

    At least mine were last time I checked…

    Yep, everything’s still there.

  19. 19 Mitch Dec 12th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    JA sounds pathetic. She really sounds like a woman scorned. Life goes on Jen, leave them alone!

  20. 20 Habanada Dec 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    winewife . . . Nope. Can’t say I’d be posing like that even if I did look like her. (Am I the only person alive who think she’s more than just a little on the plain side?! Not that there’s anything wrong with being plain–just don’t turn plain into bombshell when it’s just not there.)

    For one thing, I think only men can pull off the whole, “Oops! I forgot to wear clothes!” when they post naked. I laughed when I saw this picture of JA because it’s such an obvious an unnatural way to sit–you can’t be, “Oh, dear, I appear to be nude! *tee hee*” when you’re rather obviously covering up bits. Plus it looks extraordinarily uncomfortable. If I had a perfect body and was famous enough to bug PETA, I’d be all for the lolling around on a giant fur of some kind while some chiseled Adonis in a leopard skin feeds me mini bacon cheeseburgers. Is there some kind of PETA-annoying beverage? ’cause I’d like a few jugs of it in the background, too.

  21. 21 Habanada Dec 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Um, also when they POSE naked! Sorry.

  22. 22 D---- Dec 12th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    I am willing to be self-sacrificing for the good of humanity and help Jen get over Brad, after all the MySpace celebrity comparison app says I am 43% Brad Pitt (a fact I remind my wife daily).

  23. 23 Pastafarian Dec 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Hey D—- my Myspace celebrity app says I’m 99% Brad Pitt. By the way if a faceless corpse washes up near your house you don’t know nothin. Don’t worry he hasn’t even been reported missing yet.

  24. 24 StrawberryGirl Dec 12th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I’m a girl too!

  25. 25 Chronic Malanga Dec 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Yep, all my girlie parts are right here!

  26. 26 Chronic Malanga Dec 12th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Habanada… I think Jen is rather plain and has a hard look to her face. Great body, but otherwise boring. And I think that you might want to check out the ham flavored soda if you want to tick off PETA. What a great idea. We need to do a “Piss of PETA – Girls of Deceiver” calendar. ;)

  27. 27 Jannah Dec 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    I dunno but, JA seems to be acting pretty hard up for attention doing the nakie covers lately. Just my opinion.

  28. 28 Chronic Malanga Dec 13th, 2008 at 6:44 am

    Is it me, or is her face completely creepy in that picture?

  29. 29 StrawberryGirl Dec 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Jannah, I agree. To me this cover reeks of desperation. It’s particularly bizarre when you consider she’s promoting a FAMILY film, “Marley and Me.” Jen-Jen turns 4-0 next year, and the only thing worse than being a conservative in Hollywood is being a 40 year old woman in Hollywood. So she’s like, “Lookie, my boobies aren’t sagging yet and no cottage cheese thighs (thank you, Dr. Rey)! I’m still hot! I’m still relevant! Wanna hear more of what I think of Brangelina?”

  30. 30 Habanada Dec 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    SG: So basically, Jen wants to be Brad–40 years old and playing the hottest Achilles in history? Mmm–except . . . well, she’s just not.

    Chronic: Perfect idea! “Girls of Deceiver” will be the next big seller off CafePress! I claim the moth of July.

  31. 31 Chronic Malanga Dec 14th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Can I have November? It’s my birthday month and deer season! :)

  32. 32 Habanada Dec 14th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    lol, Chronic–you could pose with some strategic gunnery and hunting trophies? That would REALLY fire them up over at PETA!

  33. 33 Chronic Malanga Dec 15th, 2008 at 4:40 am

    LOL!!!! And if I could get my hands on a fur coat, I’d wear that and nothin’ else. ;)

  34. 34 D---- Dec 15th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    “We need to do a “Piss of PETA – Girls of Deceiver” calendar.” I would totally buy one!

    “I’d wear that and nothin’ else.” now we’re talkin’!!!

  35. 35 Jrod Dec 15th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Holy Sh*t. Best. GQ. Cover. Ever.

    And Chronic, are you Crazy!?!? OF COURSE I’d hit it!

  36. 36 Chronic Malanga Dec 15th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    LOL, Jrod. Of course you would!

  37. 37 Jannah Dec 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Well put, Strawberrygirl. X-D

  38. 38 :-p Dec 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    I bet all these hateful, fat bags ranting about Aniston wouldn’t look half as good as her! You go on and make your “Deceiver calender”, which I won’t buy, and I’ll go pick up a GQ instead!

  39. 39 BEN May 27th, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    JENIFER ANISTON IS A BIG LIAR.SHE IS A BITTER BITCH CAN’T MOVE ON

  40. 40 Angelique Jan 7th, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    Jen is not attractive. She looks manly and hard to me and I chalk her up to nothing more than an actress quickly approaching her Hollywood expiration date who desperately doesn’t want to be forgotten. I adore Angie and can honestly say as a female that I would run away with her-wonder if my husband would care? :) . She is absolutely gorgeous, both inside and out.

  41. 41 Beige Jan 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Maddox must have started back to school.

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