So it looks like Khloe Kardashian is PETA’s latest anti-fur flavor of the month. I guess they ran out of fashionable females who were willing to strip on cue, hadn’t been convicted of drunk driving this year, and — oh, I dunno — actually practices what PETA preaches.
What PETA is really saying is: “Don’t wear fur, and YOU TOO can grow up to be a spoiled 24-year-old dipstick who drives drunk, blows off her court-mandated alcohol education classes, blames it all on a jam-packed Celebrity Apprentice shooting schedule, and gets sent to jail.”
Am I missing anything here?
Oh yeah — Khloe disagrees with PETA on just about everything except fur.
On her blog today she writes that she is “not a full vegetarian … I still eat chicken and turkey.”
Khloe’s auctioning off some of her clothes for charity on eBay. Other than the pants with a “stain on the front leg” (Eeeewwww…), what caught my eye was the “blue leather suit.” And the silk cardigan. (Save the mink! Screw the worms!) And the tan suede pants. And the Gucci shoes made of “Abalone shell and leather.” I’m sure the abalone gave up its shell voluntarily.
Of course, she’s still keeping most of her wardrobe and accessories. Including her magenta patent leather Yves Saint Laurent purse. And her lambskin Balenciaga purse. (Look familiar?) And her silver leather Chanel purse. (They don’t come in vinyl.)
I’ve just looked in the mirror and realized I know way too much about women’s purses. Scary. OK … I don’t know who makes this one, or this one, or this one. (Ladies: Help me out here?) But I’m willing to bet they’re not made of “pleather.”
And I haven’t even looked at the rest of her closet. (Time to go before the cops find me in here.)
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Jesus Murphy, imagine with all of the Photoshopping (enough to make 100 Bonasera’s and all of their powers and skills jealous) to still look like that. They must have ‘Shopped off three FUPs worth of FUP.
I was going to send this in but I just realized “This is too easy.”
One more thing to add to Khloe’s resume: having a rich daddy who helped a murderer beat a murder rap and an untalented famewhore sister famous for a sex tape.
WTF America?!
How many species will go extinct due to the massive ozone hole caused by all the hairspray needed to create that Mound-O-Hair? And does excessive Photoshopping kill baby seals?
photoshoped photoshoped – no way is she this thin..
ha! i saw this on dlisted today and thought it would be on here! PETA needs to pick better women for their campaigns. then maybe people will take them seriously. i mean, a kardashian sister? seriously? give me a break. and that leather blue thing.. wow, thats really hot.
anyway what i also find funny is their selling on ebay thing. only 10% of the money goes to charity. why can’t they donate at least half of the money to charity? that family has a ton of money from kim’s “leaked” sex tape. they had that stupid show, etc etc. only 10%? geez.
PETA isn’t even trying anymore. Wow. That’s just hilarious.
I saw this and was gonna send it in to the tips thing but I figured peta would give her a pass because, they’re all about protecting endangered species and you know, she’s a Sasquatch.
the second bag is a lambskin chanel clutch. i’m probably wrong but i think the last bag is valentino.
Pasta wins (again) for best comment.
PETA is really at the bottom of the barrel right now. They are putting on No-Talent hacks on their billboards.
On the other side, we see where PETA is going in their ideology: No fur, No Beer & Pork meat, no products tested on animals. This excludes poultry, fish, leather and all the other animals products. this leave me thinking that PETA is more a cult than anything else.
what the hell is up with her hair?
After a few drinks, I’d hit it.
I’m pretty sure that’s a dead animal on her *head*! PETA is OK with that?
Are your vaccinations up to date Jrod?
Along with the vaccinations, Jrod, bring an extra box of Trojans and some Cipro for backup.
This is kind of off-topic, but what’s with all the drunk driving convictions in Hollywood? You’d think that if ol’ Khloe here had piles of cash and all, she’d hire a limo when planning to get sh*tfaced at some skanky club.
Reminds me of my former boss, a lifelong New Yorker. Some other senior execs were arguing about the best performance car – BMW, Mercedes, etc. He interrupted and said, “The best car in the world is a big black one with a driver.”
Who’s next as PETA spokesgirl? Tila Tequila?
Call it in the air. I so see this happening. She’s dumb, naked most of the time anyway, and loves publicity at any cost. It’s a match made in PR heaven.
Do they get paid for this? I’m thinking no. But I’m not sure.
I think that they just like to be naked but need an “noble cause” to do it so that they don’t come off as trashy, Pasta.
Not that they aren’t usually trashtastic anyway.
meg 2.0 – LOL! amen!!
Someone lost a bunch of weight and wanted an excuse to flaunt her new body without the Kardashian stigma attached to it.
I bet Kimmie’s facepalming right now because she hadn’t thought of the same thing.
Can we check out Tila’s fashion choices? If she worn fur or leather (which I KNOW she has) – she’ll be PeTA’s darling.
i love this blog post. shes such a hippocrite. mike peralta makes fun of her too on his blog. who is she kidding?
It’s so heavily touched up. She actually looks decent looking. She looks like a bloated version of Mandy Moore.
To be fair (not that PETA deserves it), it’s possible to use silk without killing silk moths. The only reason they boil the cocoons is that they want a long, continuous strand with no breaks in it, probably better-suited to industrial spinning and weaving. Of course, even if the worms weren’t killed PETA would still be against silk because using the discarded former homes of now-emerged moths who don’t need ‘em anymore is Just Plain Wrong. Or something like that.
HA HA HAAAAA! Adar’s “hippocrite” is hands-down the funniest and most appropriate label ever. Yay! And I was going to post that “I’d rather go naked” applies to pretty much any activity in any Kardashian’s book, but someone above beat me to it.
‘Scuse me, I’m about to go eat a well-done steak, off a leather-wrapped plate that I intend to throw away, right after I wipe my mouth with a silk napkin. ‘Cause I’d rather do that than go naked.