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In Case You’ve Ever Questioned Denise Richards’s Credibility…

It’s tough times all around for everyone, but particularly so for Denise Richards. How is this poor woman supposed to survive on a mere $52,000 in child support from Charlie Sheen every month? At least she doesn’t have to pay taxes on it — she and her kids would starve otherwise.

So now the woman made famous by playing a psycho lesbo-killer in Wild Things is ready to do whatever it takes to make a little spare cash.

Can I say how incredibly awesome it is that the Chicago Sun-Times ran this quote?

Supposedly, Richards is so concerned about her professional future, ‘’she’s willing to do just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn,” says a longtime pal. Besides her dismal reality show, Richards’ recent film projects have been clearly forgettable little comedies yet to find distribution, and ”Blonde and Blonder” (that only made back a few thousand dollars on its modest $8 million budget), and the upcoming Bollywood flick ”Incredible Love,” notable for being shot in Hollywood and featuring cameos by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and ”Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh.

So keep in mind the next time you hear allegations from her that Charlie Sheen molests his own children or when she trots out her daughters for the reality-show cameras or whatever, that this is a woman who is only barely above filming Denise Does Dallas. Which probably means she’ll be PETA’s next spokesperson.

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25 Responses to “In Case You’ve Ever Questioned Denise Richards’s Credibility…”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Dec 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    She’ll do anything that’s not “pure” porn? What about impure porn. If she’s so worried I bet there’s someone, somewhere willing to pay her just about whatever she’d want to do porn. Me for instance. I have $178.00 in the bank. It’s all hers.

    Denise’s first porn movie would gross more than all of her “legitimate” movies combined.

  2. 2 Scott F. Dec 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    ‘’she’s willing to do just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn,”

    I read that quote a couple days ago, and my first thought was, ‘just what the hell would you call her role in Wild Things?’ The only difference between Wild Things and pure porn is an extra 3 inches of skin and Kevin Bacon.

  3. 3 Toubrouk Dec 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    I don’t think she’s out for cash, I believe she’s out for exposure. She want to be seen more than she need the cash.

  4. 4 Pastafarian Dec 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Yeah well like I said…

  5. 5 Chronic Malanga Dec 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    She is such an ass clown. Porn is all she’s good for, really.

  6. 6 Pastafarian Dec 16th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    And there’s her first title!

  7. 7 Minnow Dec 16th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    My hubby (reading over my shoulder) has just announced that Ms. Richardson is #3 on his Freebie List.

    I hope he enjoys the clap.

  8. 8 Hurricane Dec 16th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    I am a patient man. I can wait till she finally delves into porn. Just a matter of time and all I got is time, sweet time.

    As for Minnow: Hope you do too. But keep it mind, it will have been well worth it. Well not for you but all good marriages require some sacrifice.

  9. 9 Pinandpuller Dec 17th, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Wow, she’s like one of those retired GM workers: she cashes a great check every month and she doesn’t even have to turn CS’s wrench anymore.

  10. 10 D---- Dec 17th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Hot and crazy, mmmmm, my favorite mix in a woman!

  11. 11 Jrod Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I’d Dry hump it!

  12. 12 phoenix Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    I’d be willing to be insane for 52 K a month. Heck, I do it for free.

  13. 13 MC Mom Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Minnow, your hubby has Denise Richards on his hottie list?!? You need to get him to elevate his tastes…at least so you two don’t pick up scary microorganisms.

  14. 14 Minnow Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Hurricane~ Considering I didn’t even know he HAD a Freebie List, Denise showing up on my doorstep in hookerwear would be grounds for prolonged discussion via attorneys.

  15. 15 Julie Dec 17th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Pasta,

    Yes, a porn movie would be gross… :)

  16. 16 gexxa Dec 18th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    YAWN,lord have mercy someone in Hollywood divorced, receiving alimony and wanting to make a comeback in their career? yeah that is a real shocker

  17. 17 k Dec 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 am

    I’ve written about her for quite a while now, and what a sorry moneygrubbing pathetic mom she truly is. Glad to see somebody else thinks so, too! :)

  18. 18 Pastafarian Dec 22nd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Hey this is my future ex wife we’re talkin’ about here. So long as she looses the kids.

  19. 19 Kim Dec 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 am

    It wasn’t just Denise saying he abuses the girls. The nanny did too. The nanny also said he inappropriately touches the girls and sleeps in their bedroom and makes his then fiance (now wife) sleep in their room down the hall. Why is a grown man sleeping in his daughter’s bedroom?

    Charlie has a long history of abusing women. He shot Kelly Preston when they were engaged. She left him after the shooting. He plead guilty many years ago to beating a woman in his home. He possibly killed porn star Chloe Jones right after she came out saying they had an affair which then made a pregnant Denise divorce Charlie. Would you rather Denise not do anything so years later the girls can come out themselves saying he abused them? Or is it in your eyes Charlie Sheen can do no wrong?

  20. 20 DiamondDot Dec 23rd, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    I did not read a single post indicating CS could do no wrong. Denise Richards is an adult and responsible for her own actions. Flaunting that she is a lowlife, no talent tramp is a personal choice Denise Richards makes. As long as she does, we have the right to judge her.

  21. 21 Chronic Malanga Dec 24th, 2008 at 8:13 am

    This post is not about Charlie. I think we are all aware that he’s no angel.

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