Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem to have made so many crucial errors in their plight to sanctify their unholy union that I’m beginning to wonder if Heidi’s too smart to marry that flesh-bearded fame leech after all.
MTV producers were promised a bona fide wedding on The Hills, and by golly, they will have it. Except they evidently hired an actor to stand in for the justice of the peace:
A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that’s not one of their judges sitting on the bench in “The Hills” footage.
MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.
I’m so relieved that California permits these shenanighans to go down but my committed gay neighbors are shut out of the courthouse. It’s what the Founding Fathers would have wanted.
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Well, thank God they hired an actor. It would had been unholy for them to marry in any other way.
Even homophobes would hafta prefer that every gay couple in Cali gets married before these two
The look on Barbie’s – er, Heidi’s – face in this picture is priceless. It says, “What in the name of all that’s holy am I doing with this complete ass-clown? If I’m not careful I’ll find myself actually married to him instead of just pretend-married.” [Assorted choice expletives.]
So maybe you’re right, Holly, and there are brains in that girl’s head after all.
The nastiest part about these two is the fact that someone has intercourse with that man. Because of my wife, I’ve actually seen some of this awful show. Spencer is such a douchebag, he’s basically a parody of douchebags. I honestly don’t think an actor could capture the pure, concentrated douchebagness that emits from him. It’s astonishing. Literally every gesture, intonation, and mannerism he performs oozes 110% douchebagness. It’s beyond comprehension.
Honestly, I’m not sure which one of them is more douchy. I just hope that it stays pretend because wow, if these two procreate… let’s not even think about that. It’s too early for me to think bad thoughts.
oh chronic i agree, someone fix these 2 so they don’t have a child.. or.. children. noooooo! just seeing these 2 dickbags is bad enough.
Can you imagine the slew of new staged publicity photos should these two bring forth a little crotchfruit, katie? I hate to contemplate it. I believe in spaying and neutering these too.
“crotchfruit” hahahaha oh it would be horrible. worse than it is now. these 2 are such a waste. no talent worthless wastes. hey, thanks MTV! gawd.