Praise be! That scene on The Hills in the Beverly Hills courtroom with the actor-slash-judge that I was wondering about? Wrapped up pretty much the way you’d hope and expect: as a sham.
According to Us Weekly, Spencer and Heidi’s personal biographers and chronic comma addicts:
Finally, in front of Deputy Commissioner, Donna Jones, Heidi proclaims, “I, Heidi, take thee Spencer to be my lawfully wedded husband for better or for worse for as long as we both shall live.” After a tense few seconds, Spencer pauses, and tells Montag, “I feel like we’re doing something sneaky and shady.” As Montag begins to cry, she says, “Of course I want my mom here.” Pratt responds, “I just want to give you the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years. I’ll deal with it It’s worth it to be with you the rest of my life. We’ll do it the way you want, I’m sorry, I love you so much.”
On the Hills after-show, Pratt and Montag appeared live in studio for the first time. Said Pratt: “Things are better since we didn’t legalize the wedding. Now I can live throughout 2009. They didn’t show the look of death in her [mom's] eyes on the episode!” Added Montag: “I want cakes and bridesmaids, two of them are standing right here,” referring to Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt.
And so concluded Season Four of The Hills as well as this never-ending publicity stunt. (Was it really only a month ago that the roller-coaster ride and mockery of holy matrimony began? It seems like forever.)
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I’m offering a bounty. Which one of you will bring me the skull of Spencer Pratt? We must make sure they are out of the public eye for good.
That’s the best idea I have heard all day, Queen Bee.
Wish I was still out at school in California, Queen Bee, because I would gladly take you up on that! Mostly for their gross misrepresentation of how “the hills” really are… blah.
queen bee – LOL and i hope US weekly realized they wasted a ton of money (they have a deal with these losers) on the ‘exclusive wedding pics’ you mean to tell me this was all for publicity? wow i’m shocked!
how pathetic and they can go away now.
They will go away when US Weekly goes bankrupt. Any ideas how to make that happen?
D—- way to think big picture. US really is a blight for promoting the Hills and all that crap in general. They are bottom feeders who are rooting for Britney to lose her again so they don’t have to resort to putting Candice Cameron on the cover again.
However, I think Twit and Twat would be pretty easy to dispatch and it is worth trying. Maybe nudge them off the road while they are driving over a cliff? It would be more of a civic duty than anything.
They may do that Queen Bee if Viacom thinks it will bring huge ratings and US thinks it will sell mags for months.
US Weekly is just another puff piece rag. From the NY Daily News, it appears Twit and Twat have worn out there welcome with their continuing stupid human tricks:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12242008/gossip/pagesix/heidi__spencer_beg_145696.htm
mr sleepyhead.. cool article lol people are sick of them. they’re such losers and no one gives a you know what about their fake drama anymore. its old. and how to make US go bankrupt? don’t buy their magazine!
queen bee, im down. LOL! we CANNOT let these people procreate!!!!
It’s nominative determinalism at work – the Pratts
http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/209883.html