… and all through Deceiver
The bloggers took breaks from their Hypocrite Fever.
‘Cause Oversneer, Simon, and Holly as well
Were wildly entranced by an egg-noggy smell.
“Keep blogging? Or boozing?” they asked with a wink.
“The latter,” quipped Simon, as he tippled his drink.
“Our readers will wait for us,” Holly insisted.
“They won’t jump to Jossip, or Fark, or D-Listed.”
And I in my kerchief (whatever that is…)
Agreed, because Christmas should trump all this shizz.
But we’ll be back soon, hunting hypocrites again;
Here’s a round-up of fakers to hold you ’till then.
Merry Festiv-Kwanzaa-Christ-nakkah!
(Wishing you a joyous “whatever holiday doesn’t offend you.”)
- Remember John Kerry’s navy buddies? The ones who pushed back against the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth who boasted that they “know something about judgment and responsibility for our decisions”? Yeah … the lead dog was just booked for possessing kiddie porn.
- Gay bloggers are still more exercised than Richard Simmons over California’s new law banning same-sex marriages. Supporters of the measure insisted — insisted — that they would “not seek to invalidate the marriages already performed and will leave any legal challanges to others.” Yeah … that promise lasted about a month.
- The Agitator’s “HackWatch” is blasting U.S. Senator John Kyl, who used to be against using the filibuster to block Supreme Court nominees. Of course, that was before a new president got ready to take over.
- And speaking of Barack Obama, the “open questions” section of his website has been censoring questions about any connections with Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. (Gee — I wonder why? I “hope” this “changes” soon…)
- Across the pond, UK schools minister Jim Knight gave an impassioned speech last month urging parents to stop their kids from obsessively “cultivating their empire of Facebook friends.” Yeah … that was before The Daily Mail found Knight’s own Facebook page. He’s got 883 friends, which is more than most politicians.
- PETA has officially run out of intellectually consistent standard-bearers, naming Oprah Winfrey their U.S. “person of the year.” Because lasting three weeks on a vegan diet is a sterling achievement to which we should all aspire. (If I last 22 days without craving a cheese sandwich, will I get the award next year?
And my personal favorite…
- In the midst of a nationwide recession, on the heels of the Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme, and less than a month after chiding automaker CEOs who didn’t want to reduce their salaries as a condition of government bailout money, guess who just gave themselves a $4,700 pay raise? Yep. The United States Congress.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Merry Christmas! That unoffensive enough?
And yes, that’s my favorite too. Wish I could vote to give myself a pay raise, let alone during tough economic times. Congress should be volunteer. It pretty much already takes being a millionaire to run and get elected anyway.
Enjoy the nog, guys. See you after the holidays.
Thank you for helping me feel superior to those who are much wealthier than me.
And Happy Festivus to all!
And the only real picture of Lance Armstrong’s pregnant girlfriend Anna Hansen anywhere.
http://i42.tinypic.com/1zvqpuq.jpg
A cleaner copy of Lance’s girlfriend to swap in:
http://i40.tinypic.com/mwtkcm.jpg
Merry Christmas, Deceiver!
I’m glad that photo is of my good side. The other side is straight bitch.
Merry Christmas!
Holly, you are quite adorable in that picture I must say.
Holly DID say she was short and blonde…
And I said with a titter (a chuckle, perchance),
“Merry Christmas to all, and I can’t find my pants!”
Merry Christmas, whatever the hell you celebrate, not only to the kick ass Deceiver staff, but to everyone else on here too.
And for all our multicultural friends:
FROHE WEIHNACHTEN UND EIN GUTES NEUES JAHR!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
JOYEUX NOEL ET BONNE ANNÉE!
GOD JUL OCH GOTT NYTT ÅR!
FELIZ NAVIDAD Y PRÓSPERO ANO NUEVO!
BOAS FESTAS E UM FELIZ ANO NOVO!
VROLIJK KERSTFEEST EN EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR!
POZDREVLYAYU S PRAZDNIKOM ROZHDESTVA I S NOVIM GODOM!
WESOLYCH SWIAT I SZCZESLIWEGO NOWEGO ROKU!
NOELINIZ VE YENI YILINIZ KUTLU OLSUN!
KALA CHRISTOUGENNA KIEFTIHISMENOS O KENOURIOS CHRONOS!
NATALE HILARE ET ANNUM NUOVO!
SHINNEN OMEDETO. KURISUMASU OMEDETO!
SUNG TAN CHUK HA!
ETC…ETC…
May everyone’s Christmas be filled with drunkin’ family arguments….ah good times…sigh
Merry Christmas. Whatever.
Feliz Navidad from a Cuban Malanga!!!!
Family arguments make the holidays extra special, D—. In my family, we even have them named:
The “OMG, Chronic is an atheist!” argument of ‘92
The “Who left the innards in the turkey?!” argument of ‘94
The “Chronic’s cousin is in a cult!” argument of ‘01
The “You Brits seriously do NOTHING on the 24th???!!!” argument of ‘08
Yeah, it goes on. We are all closer for it.
Pass the eggnog! Peta doesn’t like it. And Merry Christmas to all!
Since no one else said it I will.
“Bah, humbug!”
Merry Christmas, everyone! And Hanukkha, and Kwanza, and for the atheists, Happy Holidays ! Seriously – enjoy any good times while they last! This is such a unique site – it shows that we from sooooooo many different strokes actually have something in common (miracles of miracles) — we all desire a lot of the same things in life, and we darn well don’t like to be deceived !
Keep it going, Deceiver staff.
Cheers – LP
merry christmas deceiver! <3333
merry christmas, mods.
Heheh.
Merry Christmas and Happy Everything to Staff and Commenters here on my new favorite website! Thanks for the laughs and insights.
Awesome list, Aleric! You wouldn’t mind listing what greeting is in what language would you? :-B