Celebritology stumbled across a belated Christmas present for us, a veritable goldmine of Deceiver fodder: Michael Lohan’s personal blog. Oh yes. (The music makes it NSFW; the content makes it NSFL.)
Everyone’s favorite celebrity parent has been blacklisted from issuing his slander in the tabloid pages, so he’s taken it to the streets. So far, posts include a defense of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis and lots of biblical passages.
But let’s be frank about the site’s real purpose. Celebritology hits the mark:
Moving right along, it quickly becomes evident that Lohan has created this site as way to get out his messages without having to go through the pesky filter of the dread media. Or, more likely, because the New York Post was, like, so over posting his nasty-grams to Samantha Ronson that the former jailbird had no choice but to go solo. To that end, he’s posted a few items already that purport to “set the record straight.” Being a big fan of delusional, circular logic, I particularly admired this passage:
“After reviewing some of the comments on this blog and even others, let me say that this website is NOT about Lindsay or Samantha. I have no intention of disclosing any information or feelings I may have about either one of them unless it is in defense of what they or one of their ‘mouthpieces’ might say about me. If in fact, one of their ’sources’, so called ‘friends’ or ’spokespersons’ have something to say about me, then I guess we will just have to open up discussion on them as well.”
That post was filed in category “Lindsay Lohan.”
Is Long Island an irony-free zone? ‘Cause this shiz is promising.
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I’m not sure which I enjoyed most, the poor grammar or the douchey photo with all the yellow leaves. What a tool!!
The song of the week is Don Henley?! Now you know he’s a tool.
From father to….well a father I guess, I all I got to say is….
A blog, really? How is this going to help your family relations?
Long Island is an irony free zone I suppose. I am from there, despise the people from there. They are extremely hypocritical. Just wanted to add.
Poor Lindsey. I too had a douchebag father, and I know how hard that makes it to be normal, or “sane.” Dying was the nicest thing he ever did for me.
Read the blog. Still kinda unsure what it’s about, though. From the December 27th post it seems to be about helping people find God. He writes, “It is about bringing the world the truth about any situations or stories reported in the media that are worthy of discussing.” Later, he proudly proclaims that “whether you realize it or not, this website is about getting people involved in a positive way, while leading them to the Truth, which in essence, is God.”. So, no matter WHAT you think his blog is about, it’s really about helping people find God, ’cause HE SAID SO. Is he really that off his rocker?
You know what’s scary? The fact that Lindsay Lohan is about the most normal one in that family outside of her 49…. er 15 year old sister, Ali. When you can look at her and say she’s normal in comparison, you know whoever she’s being compared to is off the chart.
He calls Sam Ronson a parasite because he is one himself. Pretty sad, really.