I know it’s not cool to pick on retarded people and all, but sometimes when they’re famous, you don’t really have a choice.
Mariah Carey was recently asked about the meaning of the title of her newest album, E=MC^2. Her response (with commentary from Agent Bedhead)?
The diva/screen legend cheerfully explained that it meant “emancipation equals Mariah Carey times two.” Wrong, bozoette. That little 2 means the term is multiplied by itself, something you might have learned if you hadn’t spent fourth grade memorizing tunes from Josie and the Pussycats.
Indeed. So now science-education charities are pushing their glasses up their noses and protesting that idiots like her do more harm than good in the world. And they’re right, but you know if she even bothered to read newspapers in the first place, she’d be all “whatever, do YOU have your very own pink Malibu Beach House?”
The funny twist? Mimi at least pretends that education is important — for other people. In 1994 she founded Camp Mariah, which, according to her website, “focuses on expanding the educational and career options of New York City adolescents.”
Bonus: The website goes on to explain that the camp was “named after Mariah, obviously” (third graf). It’s sweet that she writes her own copy, don’t you think?
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Sounds like someone may have been having some fun with her. I once convinced the dumbass that sat next to me in high school geometry that the E in E=MC^2 stands for Einstein.
Move over Nick cannon, I want to hit it!
Lately I’d say the E in E=mc2 for her means Eating. Squared.
Makes ya wonder… would going to Camp Mariah help her, or are all those girls just doomed?
Freud must be in the house. I read that three times before my brain realized I was seeing “emancipation,” not “emaciation.”
So does Mariah not age? I mean, she looks about 12 in that picture. Is it the baths?
I think she drinks the blood of virgins and unicorns, Habanada.
Gosh, where’s PETA when you need them saving the unicorns from her??
Would her getting the math termonolgy right have even made the title work?! The next person she gets to think for her should be a little more creative.
Good gosh, who let her get her hands on a circuit box?!
And what were you doing when the lights went out in NYC Mariah?
Jannah – she was in the dark.
Like she always is.
Mariah Carey did get a degree in Creative Writing. Maybe science just isn’t her field.