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Archive for January 7th, 2009

07
Jan

Oprah’s Trainer Knows the Secret to Maintaining Weight Loss (News to Oprah)

Man, if I were Oprah, I think I’d fire this hack.

Her personal trainer Bob Greene wrote a column for CNN.com entitled “How Not To Gain It All Back.” You’d think that with the kind of money Oprah surely pays him, he would have shared some of this wisdom with her before she regained 40 pounds.

Some of his advice (notice how he lets himself off the hook and never suggests “lifestyle change”):

Recently, in fact, experts have started comparing the struggle to slim down with the difficulty of breaking an addictive habit. Research suggests that it often takes a number of attempts before people are able to kick cigarettes or give up alcohol for good; this might also be true for weight loss.

So here’s the good news: Instead of thinking, “I’ve failed over and over again, why bother trying again?” take your relapse in stride and stay positive no matter how many attempts it takes you. Each new effort brings you closer to the one that might really work. The key is to stick with it until you achieve your weight and health goals — that’s my definition of a true success story.

Just another guy with no credentials getting rich off his Oprah connections. Sound like anyone else?

07
Jan

Lily Allen Continues to Talk Trash, Take Drugs, Not Make Music

Ugh, Lily Allen is a true piece of work. Of all the attention whores in all the world, she actually seems to be vying for the top slot.

The British poptart has had a long-standing competition going with Amy Winehouse, who for her part hasn’t seemed all too interested in feuding. First, in 2007, Lily mocked Amy Winehouse’s famous addiction problems by raising a shot of Jagermeister onstage at a music festival and toasting: “It’s the end of the weekend, you have got to have a drink. Here’s to Amy Winehouse… ha!”

Then she developed a raging drug and alcohol problem of her own. Oops. In August:

“I’m not gonna say I’m never gonna do drugs again. I just know I’m not a good person on drugs.”

And the icing on the cake, today:

“The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you — you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true.

“I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work.

“But we never hear that side of the story.

“I wish people wouldn’t sensationalise it.

“Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”

The other story that you hear about drugs is that they make you way more famous than you ought to be. Lily Allen has precisely one song that’s made any sort of splash in the U.S., and that was in 2006. Shape up, girlfriend. Winehouse has her problems but she also has her Grammys.




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