See, this is why PETA needs to get out of the business of issuing indulgences to certain celebrities — because nobody in Hollywood walks the walk and they end up looking dumb for ever praising someone who, say, abandons her dog in an office building.
Beyoncé went in for a meeting at Columbia Records last summer with her pekingese Munchie, but left without the pup. LAST SUMMER, you guys.
Since then, Munchie has been adjusting to her new living arrangements which surely don’t include gold-plated doggie bowls and low-carb biscuits.
A source at the label said: “Munchie has effectively taken up residency. Beyonce left the dog here towards the end of last summer and hasn’t returned to pick Munchie up.”
The source added: “Puddles of liquid are appearing all over the office. Staff are taking turns to take Munchie for walks and take it home on the evenings and weekends.”
That is the saddest thing I’ve heard all day. Munchie was voted America’s Most Eligible Pet in 2005, posing with Beyoncé on the cover of Animal Fair magazine, so someone please rescue that poor dog. (Preferably not PETA.)
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I hope she doesn’t breed
This is beyond bizarre. Kind of like those guys who live in airports and can’t leave. Why hasn’t someone adopted this dog and taken it home? Are they afraid that Beyonce will be upset that the dog she left there last summer has gone to a loving home? I realize she is a crazy bitch so they probably are frightened of her but if you leave a dog behind six months ago they have probably forgotten about them and it is safe to remove the dog from your office.
Beyonce is a sick, lame excuse for a human being. I don’t even have the words to describe the disgust I am feeling right now.
Queen Bee brings up a good point. Of everyone working in that office building, why has no one adopted the dog? I don’t care how frightening that piece of trash is, someone should have called her on this f*ckery when it happened.
Wow. Just. Wow.
Poor Munchie
. If PETA truly cared about animals, it would demand laws preventing celebrities from adopting puppies, kittens, and other beasts.
I’m with you, Queen. You’d think that someone would’ve taken it home by now. And honestly, I’m kind of surprised at B, because she seems like the kind of diva who’d have an entourage that includes ‘Pet Caretaker.’
This news won’t stop me from singing along to ‘Single Ladies’ in the car, though.
Wow, this is really pathetic, thanks for posting it. I wonder if she bought the puppy merely for the cover photo shoot?!
Just another example of how pets are only accessories to many celebutards.
Part of being in the entertainment business is adapting your behavior to the neuroses of the stars.A pox on the people in that office.Poor critter.
It’s probably better for the dog. She would’ve eaten that poor thing. You know because Beyonce is fat.
munchie must’ve questioned bouncey’s talents…why else would she abandon a sweet little dog like this…and if she treats her beloved munchie this way, i imagine this is how she’ll treat her own child…so let’s get bouncey spayed right now so she can’t breed…
I’d Hit it.
But, she is the perfect PETA spokesperson! She has let her dog roam free like the true animal that it is and does not enforce any man made notions on this animal. People are not supposed to have pets as entertainment or companionship, and She is living by the PETA way.
Maybe they are afraid they would get accuse of petnapping??
Why are you guys assuming that someone who works there is responsible to adopt the dog? Some folks can’t have a dog at home or don’t want to- as B proved, it’s sorta a responsibility.
As a former Admin, this so ticked me off. Mainly because much as I love me some cute animals, I’d be seething with rage to come in to work and deal with puddles of pee because a Diva forgot her dog. Plus, ya know, allergies.
My guess is nobody in the building wants to adopt a dog and they’re reluctant to take it to a shelter, given the odds those dogs have. But why should some poor office drone be expected to adopt a dog just because B left it there? The bosses of the place should be taking care of this, but not by expecting the employees to either adopt it or keep it collectively
@phoenix
I get what you are saying, but by keeping the dog there, they are taking responsibility for it, are they not? Couldn’t they have put the word out and found it a home? The bosses could have easily done that and even kept the employees out of it. A dog like that wouldn’t have bad odds in a shelter given that it’s a purebred, but it never needed to get to that point. There is always someone who knows someone that is willing to take in a new pet.
Ditto what Chronic said in both posts.
What kind of disgusting self-centered whore of a person would do something like this?
Isn’t that dog small enough that somebody could stick it in an envelope and mail it back to her? And I’m pretty sure they’d live locally to a Pekenise rescue project. They’re Columbia Records! Aren’t they local to everything?
I mean, this is peculiar. An entire office building cooperates on managing a dog no one wants to adopt? Can’t be the whole story. The “source” was complaining–but what are the odds everyone else is like, “Yep, that’s Beyonce’s dog.” “Come see Beyonce’s dog!” “We have Beyonce’s dog.” There has got to be a reason it hasn’t been resolved in six months.
As for her, well, I’ve always hated her. But I really, really do think the dog needs to go back to her. That way, when she dies suddenly, it can eat her! Dude, I watched the X-Files. I know what those creatures are capable of
Chronic- yeah, I guess I’m wondering why they didn’t do that too…it’s just odd. Me no get it.
Okay, new theory- that dog can talk, and MAN does it have good dirt on B. So they’re keeping it around the office until it runs out of stories.
Then they can mail it back to her so it can eat her. Or something. Whatever PETA says dogs should be free to do.
that is despicable. that woman should be shot, it would make the world a slightly better place.
Why is everyone attacking her? Maybe she decided that she wants to follow PeTAs schtick about not having pets so she’ll “gift” the poor dog and its dog piles to an office building.
I was afraid something like this would happen when celebrities started carrying around pocket-pooches like they were purses.
But I figured it’d be some dim bulb leaving one in the booth of a Korean restaurant.
Let’s just say that Sasha Fierce is really, really narcissistic. I know, it’s a wild theory, but hear me out. Ok, and she goes to a meeting and leaves her purse. Do you think she might notice she left her purse behind? I realize she probably has a thousand designer bags and wouldn’t notice, but stay with me. Or, someone at that office might (should) call Sasha or B, or whoever she is on that day, or one of her entourage and say, “Hey, I think the most exalted one might have left her purse behind. Where can we send it?” You’d think the Mighty B would want her property back, at the very least and that her entourage would say, “Oh, B doesn’t want it anymore. Do whatever you want with it.” So, either the record company is too chicken to ask or Beyonce is that bat crazy that they are just being her dog sitters for 6 months.
Initially I read this and thought it was a dig at Jay-Z but I suppose the title would’ve said “Dawg” instead of “Dog”.
“I know what those creatures are capable of
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Beyonce or the dog?
phoenix you may be onto something. The dog has all sorts of crazy dirt on her!
I would have expected this from Paris Hilton first, honestly… not that I actually expected anyone to be so nasty, but if any one of these celebrities was going to do something like this, I imagined it would have been Paris. So wrong…
Um…nobody picked up a phone and called her and said, “Send a lackey over to pick up your dog?” Ever? Or did she actually get called and say, “Uh, just leave hem there?” Really?
I smell a logic fail in this story somewhere.
Well…now she’s a shoe in for America’s Most Eligible Pet for 2009.
Oh that cannot be true. I have two dogs and they would be heartbroken if I just abandoned them. I hope that some PETA person like Pam ANderson kicks her fat booty.
“Just another example of how pets are only accessories to many celebutards.” yeah no kidding! this is very sad, deceiver
Oh, I know, it’s like in that movie “the Shaggy Dog” (or in Bulgakov’s story, whichever)… Columbia Records must have a secret lab. The left behind Munchie really is Beyonce turned into a dog…and the woman who left the studio that day really is Munchie. She is now a human (well, sort of) and calls herself Sacha Fierce. Summer, eh? Wasn’t that when Sacha Fierce first emerged? That’s why Columbia Records r keeping the dog around and tryin to keep the whole thing on the low – they don’t want us to know about their secret lab. I bet if we watch Sacha Fierce closely we’ll notice that she’s casting a dog shadow.
Good question, Pasta. Except Beyonce wasn’t ever on the X-Files. Was she? OH WAIT! Was that her in the Flukeman episode, sucking people’s bodies out of their bodies?
Jrod
Jan 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I’d Hit it.
But, she is the perfect PETA spokesperson! She has let her dog roam free like the true animal that it is and does not enforce any man made notions on this animal. People are not supposed to have pets as entertainment or companionship, and She is living by the PETA way.
I have been wondering about that PETA philosphy, myself. If PETA truly believes in that, then why do I see a picture of Mickey Rourke telling me to, “have the cojones to fix your dog?”
Isn’t that pushing man made notions on animals?
Just a thought.
We’re a tiny bit ahead of you there, rob: http://deceiver.com/2009/01/14/at-least-mickey-rourke-left-his-clothes-on-in-new-peta-ad/#comment-17454.
I read on the UK version of Yahoo today PETA (so take it with a grain of salt) checked out this story and it wasn’t true at all. I don’t know how much truth is in that, but really, this has brought to light a point several have already pointed out already. Having pets is against their philosophy, yet they are telling people to spay and neuter pets, thus altering what is natural for them. So if Beyonce isn’t he disgusting animal abandoner that we all thought she was, PETA still has egg on their face for that alone.
Habanada,
Thanks for the link, I didn’t catch that comment
Well, all due respect, PETA is all about dumping domestic animals in unfit environments to die…
*wink*
No prob, rob
I emailed PETA on Jan 17th and asked them about this story. I worded the email like I had no idea they had any affiliation with Beyonce, just like I was reporting a next door neighbor kicking his dog. No response as of yet. Someone needs to either prove this untrue or boycott this bitch and her enabling record company. No one will be gladder than me to read that this story is false.
“boycott this bitch and her enabling record company”
– That’s a little unfair, isn’t it? I mean, it’s just a helpless little animal that got left in an office bui—oh, you meant Beyonce. I started boycotting her years ago! It’s amazing how liberating it was, too.