Apparently, there was a silver lining in the Bernard Madoff ponzi-scheme scandal. PETA lost out on a chance to prosyletize to America’s new First Family when some Madoff-related inauguration tickets disappeared into the ether after PETA had won them on eBay.
But I wouldn’t put it past PETA to start claiming the Obamas have hopped on the Soul Train to tofu-town anyway. Those animal-rights sprout lickers are just that crafty. And opportunistic. And full of it.
Lucky for our collective sanity, then, that Michelle Obama went on The View on June 18 of last year and uttered those three immortal words: “We’re bacon people.”
Time for a dance remix? Definitely. Hope and change, y’all.
God bless America. [*sniff*]
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I’m so glad PETA didn’t get to the inauguration! They would have gone out of their way to bring attention to themselves on a day that wasn’t about them like that jealous bridesmaid that goes out of her way to out do the bride but ends up being the night’s punch line.
I love bacon. Especially when it’s made from a PETA member.
Okay, suddenly I have that hope everyone was talking about. Long live bacon!
Why yes, I am from the midwest…
I prefer rib tips.
But pasta, bacon is more versatile! Bacon with breakfast, BLTs for lunch, bacon in your macaroni with dinner, crumbled on salads to up the cholesterol of that damn lettuce…
Plus, you can tie bacon into chains and make lovely greasy garlands to drape around PETArds!
The Obamas are bacon people? That makes me like them better.
Cue Homer Simpson quote…