The visuals presented by this story are just hilarious to me:

NOW we know how Uma Thurman (above) stays so fit. On a flight from JFK to Salt Lake City Thursday night, the star got up and started stretching. A witness reports: “She started doing yoga in the aisles. She used the flight-attendant station as a ballet barre, where she stretched and did pliés for 20 minutes.” But Thurman’s health consciousness seemed at odds with what she did next: “After we left the plane, she ran for an exit and then chain-smoked like crazy,” says the snitch.

Can’t you just picture that? She makes a big scene by practicing her ballet on the plane and then the second she disembarks, she lights up. Oh, that Uma.

I’d be willing to chalk up this contradictory behavior to her artistic kookiness if she didn’t put out a press release every time she quits smoking. (Yes, I did just go through eleven years of news stories about Uma Thurman’s nicotine use.)

And she’s always so dramatic about it too. “Thank goodness I’ve unhooked myself from the slavery of nicotine.” “My evil old buddy has gone.”

Smoke, or don’t smoke. But please don’t go on about how you’ve beat the addiction when you clearly haven’t fully committed to it.