The visuals presented by this story are just hilarious to me:
NOW we know how Uma Thurman (above) stays so fit. On a flight from JFK to Salt Lake City Thursday night, the star got up and started stretching. A witness reports: “She started doing yoga in the aisles. She used the flight-attendant station as a ballet barre, where she stretched and did pliés for 20 minutes.” But Thurman’s health consciousness seemed at odds with what she did next: “After we left the plane, she ran for an exit and then chain-smoked like crazy,” says the snitch.
Can’t you just picture that? She makes a big scene by practicing her ballet on the plane and then the second she disembarks, she lights up. Oh, that Uma.
I’d be willing to chalk up this contradictory behavior to her artistic kookiness if she didn’t put out a press release every time she quits smoking. (Yes, I did just go through eleven years of news stories about Uma Thurman’s nicotine use.)
And she’s always so dramatic about it too. “Thank goodness I’ve unhooked myself from the slavery of nicotine.” “My evil old buddy has gone.”
Smoke, or don’t smoke. But please don’t go on about how you’ve beat the addiction when you clearly haven’t fully committed to it.
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I hate it when celebrities make a big deal out of quitting smoking/crack/heroin/alcohol because you know it’s either a lie or a set up for failure. Even worse is when they hide that they smoke the cigs and talk trash, but then get photographed sucking on a cig like Eva.
I smoke less than a pack a day and have no intention of quitting until I feel like it. When I do, I’m not telling a soul. I don’t want a failed attempt to bite me in the ass if it happens.
Hey, man. They’re VEGAN cigarettes, bitch. So back off!!
LOL Snoop! Actually, many models foolishly use smoking as a dietary aid for keeping thin, this might be her MO too…then agreed, she should shadduppaboutitt.
She should make a pledge to quit.
Maybe she was doing all that yoga and ballet as a way to fend off nicotine withdrawal during the flight.
Or maybe she’s just a giant attention whore.
Think the flight attendants and fellow passengers would mind if I got up in steerage and did a few stretches in the aisles? Or would I be instantly arrested for violating FAA regulations?
I think Snoop hit this one…
Kristine, I thought it was Jrod’s job to hit this one?
snoop LOLOL!!
Speaking of women,….Deceiver, could you change the picture of Pam A at the top of the home page? I know they’re not supposed to be flattering pictures, but hers just scares me and gives me the heebie-jeebies. On second thought, that’s probably the effect you’re going for. But I have to brace myself every time I open the web site…ughhhh.
LOL, MC Mom. Well, since Jrod hasn’t claimed it yet, I’m thinking Snoop might have won
I guess I can’t win them all…but let’s be honest, outside of Pulp Fiction…not that hot…
So are you saying that you would *not* hit it?
Let’s not read into it too much…of course I would.
If it hastens her assumption of room temperature, I’ll buy her a few cartons. Mean, I know, but she’s the rich guy’s Bryce Dallas Howard, and EWWW.