Wait, that didn’t come out right. Here, let her tell it:
The Lost beauty has teamed up with Ebay Giving Works and leading auction management group Auction Cause to barter off intimate goodies (from her personally inspired collection of Brazilian made R*Favela Lingerie) just in time for Valentines Day.
Lily’s hand-picked collection includes over 2,000 pieces of panties and bras in an assortment of cuts, colors and styles to suit every woman’s dreams and desires. But here’s the good news – 10 percent of the proceeds will go to Task Brasil which works to provide a loving and supportive home environment for street children and adolescents in the South American country.
“I’m offering beautiful Brazilian-made lingerie as a fun and enticing way for you too not only invest in yourself, but in the poor and abandoned children of Brazil,” Lilly said.
Okay, so maybe this isn’t really Deceiver-worthy. But the idea of selling ladies’ underpants for the kids is like LOL WUT? Well, it’s for a good cause. And I like looking at pictures of Evangeline Lilly. And the word “underpants.”
Hey, do you think she’ll pick Jack or Sawyer? Oh, I can’t wait to find out.
Apparently peeved that their neighbor has been remodeling his house, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have taken to the Tweets. Ashton posted on Twitter a series of foul-mouthed rants and vague threats about the offense yesterday morning, including:
this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! 8:10 AM yesterday from web
Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal 8:09 AM yesterday from web
holy moly I’m gonna lose it! 8:07 AM yesterday from web
this ass clown has another thing coming! 8:07 AM yesterday from web
I’m gonna kill my neighbor! 8:06 AM yesterday from web
This morning, Demi backed up her noble prince:
stand by my husband has something up his sleeve! about 1 hour ago from web
7:48 they are working away but they delayed the hammering…nice! about 2 hours ago from web
It’s 7:04 and no hammer to steel just yet. hubbie still sleeping! about 2 hours ago from web
So aside from this being the most juvenile, passive aggressive behavior imaginable (and I don’t want to know what’s up Ashton’s sleeve), it turns out that it took TEN YEARS to build the Kutcher/Moore compound. (Originally just the Moore compound — construction started while Ashton was still in high school.) By comparison, the neighbor in question has been working on his house for six months.
I’m sorry these celebrities are not able to sleep past 8 a.m. on a weekday. Truly, my heart bleeds for them.
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