50 Responses to “Ashton and Demi Wage Twitter War Against Remodeling Neighbor”

1. 1 California Dave Jan 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

   I would hope that they did the mature, intelligent thing and talked to the neighbor first before using Twitter, of all things.

   Oh wait, this is Ashton and Demi. They’re stars! Never mind.

2. 2 Stan Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

   When ending slavery in the world it is important to get plenty of rest.

3. 3 Pastafarian Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

   Hey Ashton here’s an idea! Instead of “twittering” or vloging your little hissy fit why not just wander over there and talk to them! Talk to the carpenters, they’re usually the ones carrying around those long pieces of wood with the nail guns. Make sure they’re union guys too. If you can, go before 2:00 that way they haven’t been drinking too much yet. Tell ‘em your tired and can not get out of bed before 9:00.

   I’ll e-mail Holly my phone number so you can call me. Give me a days notice so I can fly out there because THIS I gotta see. I’ll use your panties to wipe the tears of laughter from my face.

   Pussy.

4. 4 thatgengirl Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

   I’m on my second coffee by 8am… and these people are trying for a baby? What’s he going to do when Ashton Jr. startes screaming at 4am?

5. 5 D---- Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

   ten years? and they didn’t build thicker walls? double paned windows?

6. 6 QB Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

   Well the legally can start to build at 7:00Am so Ashton and Demi are idiots.

7. 7 Pastafarian Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

   Sorry for the second comment but I just had a thought. If he thought they were noisy before…

   Those big compressors that say Ingersoll-Rand on ‘em? Those mini cement mixers the brick layers use? Guess where they’re gonna be moved to. As near the bedroom windows as they can get ‘em. Ever drop a bunch of thick wall conduit on the floor of Home Depot? Noisy right? Imagine that at 7:01 AM. Everyday. Every half hour.

   Nice work there genius. Here’s an idea, volunteer to do some clean up or something and see what it means to really work. God I hate celebrities.

8. 8 Aleric Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

   He could always tell them if they don’t stop he will get his hommies and do a punk’d run on them. Then when the Carpenters beat him repeatedly with 2 x 4’s he can claim they are non union and meat eaters.

9. 9 Minnow Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

   If he thinks it’s loud now, just wait until Obama starts building infrastructure next door.

10. 10 Jannah Jan 30th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    LOL, you guys! X-D

    And isn’t it cute how they coyly cock their heads in the same direction for the cameras? OK, I’m being catty, that’s all I’ve got for this. )

11. 11 Hurricane Jan 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    “Steal” Ashton? Really? Are you that dumb?

    I guess he really puts the “twit” in Twitter” – ugh, I felt dirty just writing something that stupid. I must be a celebrity myself!

12. 12 StrawberryGirl Jan 30th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Can’t a kept man get some shut eye anymore? Sheesh!

13. 13 Rocco Lore Jan 30th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Ashton Kutcher needs a foot in his ass. I could just imagine the scenarios.

14. 14 winewife Jan 30th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    You guys are so mean! Don’t you know how HARD it is to end world slavery?! I’m sure these two were up way late the night before cutting shackles and snipping razor wire down at Hollywood and Vine. Or wherever slaves are in the Inland Empire. And if they weren’t actually DOING something to end slavery then I’m sure they were TALKING about doing something to end slavery. Because you know good intentions are just as tiring as good actions. Come on people, a little more HopeyChangey please!

15. 15 wickedorchid Jan 30th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Isn’t threatening to kill people a crime? What a coupld of douchebags. They should make Demi donate the ENTIRE HOUSE that she has for her doll collection to a homeless family.

16. 16 Jrod Jan 30th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    I’d hit it (Demi, not the kid)

17. 17 Tara Lynn Jan 30th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Now, now, give them a break. I’m sure they were just seconds away from calling in their A-Team celeb friends like:

    Ioan Gruffudd, to “meet my neighbors”
    or
    Rex Lee to “find out their names
    or
    Cameron Diaz who is “gonna give ‘em a smile”
    or
    Tatyana Ali who will “ask them how I can be of service to them”

    This is the era of change, everyone. Make a pledge one day. Change. Break the pledge the next. I’ve got a thrill of up leg just thinking about their next video.

18. 18 Kristine Jan 30th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I think this proves that when not supplied with a script, Ashton is incapable of speaking. What kind of insults are those?! Owl feces? Come on, man… if you’re going to be stupid and immature at least try a little.

    What he should do is come from a second shift family where you sleep from 3 to 11 a.m. and your neighbors are constantly getting new roofs, trees trimmed, decks put in, etc.

19. 19 Patrick of Atlantis Jan 30th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    If I were married to Demi Moore, I don’t think I could sleep past 4:30 AM. I would have eaten breakfast and been out of the house by 6:00 AM.

20. 20 Rocko Jan 30th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    These comments are priceless. I can’t think of anything to add but my congratulations to those above.

21. 21 Habanada Jan 30th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Grow up and learn how to use some capital letters. Are you sure *these* guys can’t be Twit and Twat? Or is that TradeMarked?

22. 22 Marie Jan 30th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Now wait a minute…why should I be convinced those twitter accounts are really them? Anyone can set up accounts all over the web with a picture of a celebrity. Come on people, where’s your skeptical nature?

23. 23 all one word Jan 31st, 2009 at 1:01 am

    I say they move out and let a few foreclosed families put up with the hammering while they vacay in Cabo or a superluxe Winnebago.

24. 24 LYTEUP Jan 31st, 2009 at 6:39 am

    Cougar placenta? COUGAR PLACENTA?! WHAT?!

25. 25 Queen Bee Jan 31st, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Twit and Twat is copyrighted for Speidi. We are creative people and can come up with with some sort of truly fabulous for these crazy kids.

26. 26 Simon Scowl Jan 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Now wait a minute…why should I be convinced those twitter accounts are really them?

    You think they’re lying about it?

27. 27 snapnhiss Jan 31st, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Marie: there’s also a video out that basically says the same thing as the twitter posts. Safe bet they’re real.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqvnz_V7u4

28. 28 Pastafarian Jan 31st, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Demi looks like she’s 29 in that picture. Maybe she keeps him around because she’s secretly draining his life force. Kind of a “Twilight Zone”, Dorian Gray thing or something like that.

    I think he’s a dope, but I’d crawl through broken, burning glass for her. You hear that Demi?
    Twitter me! I’ll handle those mean old construction guys!

29. 29 Queen Bee Jan 31st, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Ooooooh, how about Twitter Twats?

30. 30 Kristine Jan 31st, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Twit(ter) Twins?

31. 31 Minnow Jan 31st, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    How’s about Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Duh-mi?

32. 32 jlynn Jan 31st, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Jumping on your thought train Minnow, Duh-mi and Dumber?

33. 33 katie Jan 31st, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    twitter? wtf, seriously? these 2 just wanted back in the spotlight again and looks like they got it.

34. 34 Chronic Malanga Feb 1st, 2009 at 3:59 am

    Yeah, the “cougar placenta” threw me off for a moment. I thought that was the neighbor referring to Demi and her brood.

    There are certainly more mature ways to deal with this sort of thing.

35. 35 LYTEUP Feb 1st, 2009 at 9:48 am

    “Yeah, the “cougar placenta” threw me off for a moment. I thought that was the neighbor referring to Demi and her brood.”

    EXACTLY, CHRONIC! Isn’t ‘cougar placenta’ sort of an absurd insult to Demi?

    Also, ‘neighbour’ really should be spelled with an ‘u’, it just seems so freaky without the ‘u’ in there, oh my God, my brain actually can’t cope. Do you people spell ‘cosy’ like we do, or is that different as well?

36. 36 Habanada Feb 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am

    I guess you’re right, Queen Bee If we can’t think of more than one nickname for stupid people, what kind of people are we?!

    What about Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer?

37. 37 Victoria Feb 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am

    ha ha ha! Maybe this is someone PUNKING *sshole Ashton! I COULD NOT BELIEVE THE STUPIDITY OF THAT SHOW! You’ve got Ashton going “Wha ha! Wha ha! HA! You got PUNKED!” and in the mean time a trailer is on fire in the background! “Uh can we call the fire dept please?” Hose down idiot Ashton while you’re puttin out that fire.

38. 38 Chronic Malanga Feb 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    LYTEUP… I am an American in the UK. The u issue is a constant argument with my British hubby. He set my Word spell checker to put u’s in things. I am so confused after almost three years.

39. 39 Pinandpuller Feb 1st, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Why the hell didn’t they go to one of their other houses?

40. 40 john aka schwein Feb 2nd, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Do these 2 still have relevance in life, let alone hollywood? Last I heard, ashton was being made fun of by the football team he pretends to coach.

41. 41 tigerlille Feb 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 am

    I think it is illegal to threat to kill people on line… Just a tip for Ashton.

42. 42 tigerlille Feb 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Sorry…threaten

43. 43 Habanada Feb 2nd, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Telling Americans in America that they ought to be spelling words with the British “u,” “e for a, re for er,” and “s for z” is like telling them that they really need to be driving on the left side of the road. Noah Webster went through a lot of trouble to make the American language distinct from the British one, and that’s just the way it is.

44. 44 Kristine Feb 2nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Have there been any updates (I can’t say I follow the Kutchers on Twitter)? I’m out of new and creative insults.

45. 45 LYTEUP Feb 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am

    [Enough, child. -- MGMT.]

46. 46 Pastafarian Feb 3rd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Jesus LYTEUP. You should try to relax a little.

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