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Feb
09

Michael Lohan’s Blog Experiment Draws to a Close

lindsay-lohan_samantha-ronson_spa_dateI know you were all avid readers, but Michael Lohan has decided to stop blogging — just not before he gets in one final potshot at Samantha Ronson:

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”

Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!

For starters, that’s a lot of text for a text. And I’m amazed (and a little creeped out) that Lindsay’s closest buds are texting her dad when she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want to communicate with him.

Second, “I am not biased” my azz.

I have no idea whether Sam is a stabilizing influence on Lindsay. But I can say without a shadow of a doubt that she has to be better than Michael Lohan.

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8 Responses to “Michael Lohan’s Blog Experiment Draws to a Close”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    It is pretty creepy that Lindsay’s friends text her dad, assuming this is true. And if it is, they aren’t really very good friends are they?

    I think this is another one of that ass clown’s stunts. He can’t help himself. He’s too much of an attention whore to not keep talking smack.

  2. 2 Hurricane Feb 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Can’t either one of these scags OD now and get it over with? What better way to be famous forevah than to OD! Like, OMG, it would be so kewl if they did together.

  3. 3 QB Feb 6th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Yes look at Sams tax return , she is the one making the money while Lindsay has no job and is broke.

  4. 4 Beige Feb 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    I think the “him/her” was the leetle devil on Michael’s left shoulder. The one that moonlights on cans of potted meat.

  5. 5 Habanada Feb 6th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    As my dear old English professor always said–”Him-slash-her sounds like a horror movie. Never use it.”

    In my professional opinion (as a professional opinion-haver), that text is so fake.

  6. 6 Christine Feb 8th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    You will tell us when he blogs again, right?

  7. 7 Kim Feb 17th, 2009 at 2:32 am

    I read at JustJared that Michael Lohan couldn’t afford the bill anymore. I guess he’s never heard of a free blog??

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/07/michael-lohan-failure-of-payment/

  8. 8 Beige Feb 17th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Well, Kim, he’s never heard of SHUTTING UP, so I imagine free blogs are also not on his radar.

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