Move the hordes over, Jon and Kate Plus Eight and 17 Kids and Counting — Octomom is getting her own reality TV show!
And apparently she’s had her pick of the litter:
Is Nadya Suleman getting closer to cashing in on her octuplets?
RadarOnline.com can report that a publicist for Octo-mom Nadja Suleman says Nadja has been pitched a book deal and reality show. That’s right, a reality show!
Despite offers pouring in, publicist Joann Killeen says Suleman has not made any final decisions on media offers.
You might notice that’s a different publicist from the one she had yesterday. Maybe she contracted a PR rep for each premature baby?
UPDATE: She’s also launched a website with labeled photos of the eight wee babies. As for the other six… eh, who cares. And she’s soliciting donations! All major credit cards accepted.
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Really? REALLY? I realize that this beyotch is a train wreck and I love reading free stuff about her on the internet to stoke my rage but she is going to get paid for all of this? How exciting is that? America is the greatest country on earth. All I have to do is stuff 8 kids in my uterus, leave my husband and I can move into a bigger house. Yay! Now point me to the welfare office.
Good! Get her ass off welfare and start paying taxes like the rest of us schlubs.
This is getting crazy. People need to turn away now before this gets any worse.
I wish I knew I could do this with my student loans. I did not need that Masters degree anyways. Hubby and I want a kid, so I guess I should have used that money to try. Oh wait, I still have to pay it back. So much for being a good citizen.
As insane as this is, it’s better than the taxpayers footing the bill.
Simon, that’s true. At least people will have a choice about watching her asinine antics on TV.
Simon has nailed this one. However, the netweirdos still have to pick it and broadcast it out to the teaming masses. Can you imagine the residuals from this one? After the “show” gets cancelled, it would have to be about $15.00 a month. Rightous bucks if you ask me.
JRod, would you hit it?
I agree, Simon and Beige, I really do.
But it just boils my blood that my own disabled father is about to have to declare bankruptcy because he can’t get a single break in life and this bimbo moocher is raking in millions.
If she does make money on a reality show, the state of California should sue her to pay for her kids medical bills.
*Sigh* I should have listened when my mom said it was a mistake to get my tubes tied. I could have squeezed out a few kids and have everyone pay me to raise them! Darn that thing called pride and knowing my limitations getting in the way of living off the government tit! “Reality” TV shows are the reason I don’t even bother with cable anymore. My own life is screwed up enough, I don’t need to keep up with someone else’s.
Ugh. Because of this person I’m swearing off women forever. I’ll be at the “Velvet Fist” over on Halsted Street if anyone wants a beer.
Any bets on how long it will take for the show to be cancelled?
She will burn through whatever money she is paid or get ripped off by her “advisors”, be flat broke, and be on welfare again.
Anybody else think she looks like Jeneane Garafolo? Just as despicable too.
OOH! How do I become an “adviser”?
She isn’t exactly the first woman in the history of the world to have 14 kids. I don’t think she’s even the first to have a whole litter. So what’s the deal with her? Why is everyone talking about her? I know mentally ill people and none of them are famous.
You know what I can’t wait for? Ian Michael Black’s irreverent take on all of this on VH1’s “I Love the Second Week of February 2009″. Coming the third week of February.
I’m putting my money on her having already spent the entire advance, D—-.
I can see the hijinks of “Octomom” now as she delivers her pearls of wisdom, such as, “Money is just paper.” Or how she debates whether to buy her starting lineup, er, family some new shoes or to use the cash instead to plump up those lips.
She has a website now…
http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com/
Its shows like these that drive me up a wall. A reality show only cause you squirted out a lot of kids. And it isn’t because they can’t have a kid,but they want more kids! What? You aren’t happy with the ones you have?
Then they go out and whore the whole family out to tv. For what? Money? Fame? Gifts from the tv viewers? Just pathetic.
I think she looks like a young James Earl Jones. Like when he was in Conan, The Barbarian
Psh, Octomom is a poser. There was a Russian woman in the 1700’s who gave birth to 69. Naturally. Sixteen sets of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.
But don’t tell her; she’ll be seething with envy and go for the record.
My head is going to explode. Have we hit bottom yet? What’s left? Lions eating Christians in an arena? Just when I think I can’t get any more cynical…
All the Oprah women are twitching to get to watch this new reality series. You can almost hear them salivating over this.
The Nadya Suleman FAMILY? More like Fallopian Frequent Flier Club. Ye gods.
Do people really want to watch a show with constantly crying babies and a mother who is trying to ignore the insanity? I consider myself a patient man but with that many children there will never be a moments peace. There always be one crying or needing a diaper changed…oohhh exciting TV.
On her site is a section for donations with the Mastercard, Visa, Discover and Amex logo’s …
Anyone that thinks this wasn’t her plan from the start is just plain…well, I don’t want to say stupid, but I can’t come up with a nice word for stupid. This was in the works all along. When the cow was asked how much she spent on fertilization, the stupid @$$ couldn’t even answer!! Why? SHE DIDN’T PAY ANYTHING!!! It is all a plot between her and that scumbag Beverly Hills doctor to do exactly what she is doing.
Her: “Hey I’m a lazy fat@$$ with 6 kids already but I don’t work nor do I want to ever work. Want to hook up with me?”
Douchebag doctor:”Hell NO!”
Her: “Oh well then can you impregnate me with an @SSload of eggs then? When I get big bucks from the media deals because the stupid @$$ public wants to see insane BS like this, I’ll split it with you! How ’bout it?”
Douchebag doctor: “Deal!”
I hope someone really digs into her past and finds out this b*tch is nothing but a conartist that is using her body and now her kids for money! How is that not prostitution?
Since no one else said it …
I thought she gave birth already.
winewife, according to Fox News and CNN, they are going to start gladiator fights in/around the Coliseum in Rome this year. It has to be better than watching anything this person does.
Anybody want to go and see the spectical?
Man, I just went to her wewbsite. This biotch is from my old neighborhood. I am now depressed! I think some Peta action and some Nighttrain might help me out of this funk.
Rocko for the win.
She should have done herself a favor and skipped the ol’ leave a comment section. I’m sure plenty of people aren’t leaving well wishes.
jlynn: That is EXACTLY why I haven’t gone to her site. The conflict between customarily congratulating a new mom and wanting to hit her so hard it gives her dead ancestors a headache, pretty much ties me in knots.
I heard her new show is a remake of the James Bond flick, “Octopussy.”
Beige – I saw that and had the same conflict. I am itching to leave a comment but for some reason I hesitate because I have absolutely nothing nice to say.
I totally called this.
I’m psychic! Or just have sad insight to the inner workings of a money-grubbing, fame whore.
if all it took for me to get my lips and nose and get my college paid for, i would’ve out some kids right away….octopussy makes me sick…
simon i agree, it is better than the taxpayers of california (she lives in CA and so do i) paying her million dollar (AT LEAST!) hospital bill. sheesh. but i’m sick of her already so um.. she can do the whole reality thing but i will not be tuning in. i won’t be reading her book either OR donating money i don’t have to a crazy chick like this. she needs help, seriously.. i saw her on the today show with her manicured nails (funny she had such pretty nails for someone being on welfare) showing the 8 babies and it was like a little girl showing her barbie doll collection. really sad..
I’ve never commented on this site before (sidenote: Hello!) but the part about the website accepting donations, that just boils my blood.
At the same time in Australia, people are donating money to victims of the Victorian bushfire, who, you know, didn’t exactly want to lose everything they had. They didn’t want that situation, unlike this woman.
And I know she’s living off the American tax payers at the moment, but either way, she’s getting your cash.
Oh, and those other reality shows, they’re creepy.
D–there’s also the likelihood of inviting harassment if you DO leave a less-than-orgiastic comment. So I’m guessing “Quit running a boarding house in your underpants” is right out.
According to fox news, donations have been pouring in from all over the world to her via hew new website. Donations of money and other gifts, despite the outcry over what she did. I will gladly donate to those in the Victorian bushfire like I did for the Tsunami, but this psycho won’t see a penny of my hardworking money. She did this to herself. 6 kids were just not enough for her, she wanted more and now wants sympathy and donations.
I think she’s kinda pretty. Sounds like a smart businesswoman to me, and … wait! what on Earth am I saying???? Pasta, I’ll have that beer with you, and I don’t even like beer.
Angry Army Wife — remember, it’s entirely possible/likely her publicists are overstating the amount of donations she’s received to encourage people who haven’t made up their minds about this situation that “people all over the world” think this thing is a miracle and are sympathetic to her plight. And this information is definitely coming from her publicists, that’s why they were hired.
At least this is voluntary. She ain’t gettin’ my cash.
Rocko, love the comment. Sadly, all the baby weight doesn’t just magically melt off after you give birth. Especially when all you’ve been doing is collecting state checks and sitting in publicity interviews like this useless specimen.
Both publicists are from the same firm, FYI
oh look, there’s an adress on her website, too…i hope the paper i use in my printer will do…i mean, she never specified what kind of paper…
Oh, Nati, you’re evah so wonderful! Do let’s send the Human Schoolbus some Monopoly money as well!
It is so sad, that with all the opportunities people are afforded in this country, that one single citizen, who contributes very little, has very poor insight into her responsibility to the community and any family she brings into this world could think she has a working knowledge of finances and the importance of self relieance that anyone would want to hear on reality TV. I like children and adopted two as a single parent in California. I had a job and a house. I worked hard to get those things so I could have other options. This woman doesn’t like to do the messy stuff necessary to have a job and house. She must think she is better than the rest of us. She belongs in the circus next to the dumb-ass in the cage with the scorpians. Her parents are probably no better. Do Not enable this person, California. Take her donations to pay for the hospital, take her kids for her inablility to have realistic contrete, money in the bank, means to support her children (I don’t care if she is forced to eat BBQed rats and walks naked down the street)Unless there are real negative consequences for stupidity, she and others like her will continue. Put her on a chain-gang and make her clean up trash on the hi-ways until the $1.3 million is paid back to Kaiser Hospital.
Nadya got her ultimate stimulus package, while the state of California will have to pay for her stupidity. She’s the ultimate con-artist. The woman won’t even help her parents who are losing their house. I also feel that the parents made her who she is. They took care of her children, let her live rent free, and supported her narcisstic behavior.
I heard Dr. Phil bought her story. Boycott him and his show and let him know what you think. He’s not doing it out of the kindness of his heart; ratings are what makes his show.
Whoever gives her money now must realize that they will have to support her financially until the kids are 18 years old. How many millions will that cost? Donate to Kaiser, plastic surgery clinics, financial aid, etc. After the money stops coming in, she will be back on welfare…on my dime.
This woman is cold, calculating, a liar, and even cruel and heartless to her own parents. Like the way she starts kissing her kids when the camera is on her, yet they live in a filthy house. What does that tell you…
This chick is down right out of her flippin mind. The economy is in the tank, the life savings of millions of WORKING Americans have been lost, home foreclosures on the middle class are through the roof, and on top of that millions of hard WORKING people are out of jobs and she wants a donation?
I hope the state of CA takes all her children. Isn’t that what we do when an animal gives birth to a liter? We adopt them out.