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12
Feb

Senator Judd Gregg Really Ain’t Representin’

During the snoozer of a Barackus Caesar Obamus speech in Peoria, Illinois this afternoon, CNN’s “crawl” flashed the news that Senator Judd Gregg had become the second nominee to withdraw from consideration as a potential Commerce Secretary. Which was kind of a buzzkill, since the President was trying to erect a kickstand under the listing idea that his stimulus plan will, you know, help inspire some actual commerce.

Gregg, of course, is a Republican. So it surprised no one when he cited policy differences as his reason for bailing on the Commerce Department job and sticking with life as a Senator. (Countless Commerce Department employees were heard breathing sighs of relief, since Gregg was best known for wanting their whole agency abolished.)

When the Associated Press asked Gregg to share the results of his soul-searching, this is what he came up with:

“For 30 years, I’ve been my own person in charge of my own views, and I guess I hadn’t really focused on the job of working for somebody else and carrying their views, and so this is basically where it came out.”

If I were an arrogant jackass, this is what I might call “a teachable moment.” You see, it’s a really, really good thing that Judd Gregg realized this deep truth about himself and decided to go back to the Senate, where his job has always been to work for somebody else and carry their views.

You know — his constituents? The people of New Hampshire? Memba’ them?

Not that this is a Republican thing or a Democrat thing, mind you. I just don’t think I’ve seen such a good “Exhibit A” for putting term limits inthe U.S. Constitution in a long, long time. Thanks to Deceiver reader Christopher for bringing it to our attention.

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12
Feb

Shortchange You Can Believe In

hopeBy now you’ve heard of Shepard Fairey, right? He’s the guy who did the creepy, Soviet-style “Hope” poster that you can’t avoid no matter where you go. Or if you can avoid it, you can’t avoid all the parodies. (There’s even a site called Obamicon.me that lets you create your own Fairey-style posters.) Before that, the dude was best known for a street art campaign using the likeness of wrestling great Andre the Giant. Plus his name is fun to say. Try it. “Shepard Fairey.” See?

Now Fairey’s being sued by the Associated Press for basing that “Hope” poster on one of their photos without permission. I’m no copyright lawyer, but as the A.V. Club blog points out, “Umm, Barack Obama looks like that all the time.” And Fairey’s claim of fair use seems strong. Whatever you think of the poster, he took the original photo and made something different out of it. It’s not illegal to suck.

With that in mind, why is he doing this?

An Austin, Texas, artist named Baxter Orr made a parody of Fairey’s Andre the Giant design, adorning it with a SARS mask and the title “Protect Yourself.” Last April, Fairey mobilized his legal team to send Orr a cease and desist order threatening legal action against him.

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If Shepard Fairey takes somebody else’s work and tweaks it a little bit to make whatever point he’s trying to make, that’s art. That’s deconstruction. That’s fair use. But if you take Shepard Fairey’s work and tweak it a little bit to make whatever point you’re trying to make… “Stop, thief! Parasite!!”

It’s also funny how Fairey is still trying to perpetuate his “anti-authoritarian” image, even though he’s now best known for helping Barack Obama become the biggest authority figure in the entire world. And Fairey’s obviously rich enough to sue anybody who displeases him. What a rebel. What an edgy countercultural icon. “Ooooh, I got arrested! The Man’s tryin’ to keep me down! Thank you for shopping at Nordstrom.”

For more on this hypocrite, see Media Nation, the Austin Chronicle, and Animal New York.

12
Feb

Perez Cedes the Point to PETA’s KKK Stunt

PETA isn’t shelling out to advertise with Perez Hilton at the moment, so that means he’s now free to speak out against them. Thing is, he’s pretty wishy-washy about it:

Okay, okay, we get PETA’s point here, but……

We’re not sure if equating purebred show dogs to human hate crimes is really going to help their cause.

The animal activists protested outside the Westminster Dog Show this week. Well, at least they’re showing their faces instead of trying to hide their identities.

That’s a step up from real KKK!

You heard it here first, kids.

But I don’t think he’s going far enough in condemning the stunt, considering he bought his beloved dog Teddy from a breeder.

Granted there’s no such thing as a purebred Goldendoodle. At best, Teddy is a designer mutt. But you’d think after all the fuss he’s made about where people buy their pets, he’d be willing to stand up for breeders and not automatically cede the point to PETA.

(Kisses to Deceiver supertipper Katie for the heads up!)

12
Feb

Rank Hypocrisy — Coming Up Next On ‘The Factor’

Can you believe Craig Kilborn used to have this show?

Craig freakin’ Kilborn?

Me neither.

Take that, Papa Bear.

Hat tip: PoliGazette




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