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09

Perez Cedes the Point to PETA’s KKK Stunt

PETA isn’t shelling out to advertise with Perez Hilton at the moment, so that means he’s now free to speak out against them. Thing is, he’s pretty wishy-washy about it:

Okay, okay, we get PETA’s point here, but……

We’re not sure if equating purebred show dogs to human hate crimes is really going to help their cause.

The animal activists protested outside the Westminster Dog Show this week. Well, at least they’re showing their faces instead of trying to hide their identities.

That’s a step up from real KKK!

You heard it here first, kids.

But I don’t think he’s going far enough in condemning the stunt, considering he bought his beloved dog Teddy from a breeder.

Granted there’s no such thing as a purebred Goldendoodle. At best, Teddy is a designer mutt. But you’d think after all the fuss he’s made about where people buy their pets, he’d be willing to stand up for breeders and not automatically cede the point to PETA.

(Kisses to Deceiver supertipper Katie for the heads up!)

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22 Responses to “Perez Cedes the Point to PETA’s KKK Stunt”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    His dad must be so proud!

    “Put your little dog down Perez, you’re gonna be late for football practice.”

  2. 2 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    “Goldendoodles, You can’t eat just one! I like mine fried!”

  3. 3 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Bring me Solo, and a cookie!

    What? HEY I’M TRYING

  4. 4 Aleric Feb 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    I feel sorry for the dog, it has to live with a walking douchebag.

  5. 5 Minnow Feb 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    I like #3, Pasta. But you gotta strap a golden bra on the dog.

  6. 6 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Which one.

  7. 7 Swede0319 Feb 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    It seems that perez is in need of a bra himself. I really hate MOOBS!

  8. 8 MC Mom Feb 12th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    MOOBS…heh heh.

    And not to continue to pile on, but…what the heck. What is that stuff on PH’s head? It looks like he bought his toupe from iParty.

  9. 9 The Oversneer Feb 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    The conspiracy theorist in me senses that when PETA pulls back on its douchebaggy advertising, it’s gearing up for something big. Kinda like the calm before the storm.

    1. Prediction #1 — Next week, PETA will launch an all-out counteroffensive against the National Rifle Association, claiming that while the U.S. Constitution guarantees a rights to bear arms, it doesn’t guarantee a right to load those arms with ammunition.
    2. Prediction #2 — Next week, PETA will launch a sneak-attack on McDonald’s, catching the Golden Arches completely by surprise by ignoring the Big Mac and Quarter Pounder and going for the jugular where the company doesn’t expect it. PETA will complain about the crappy McChicken sandwich, which nobody likes anyway.
    3. Prediction #3 — Next week, PETA will admit that it never really liked Pam Anderson in the first place. (She can’t really help them anymore, since she’s getting old and looks like a cellulite farm now). The group will instead name Michelle Obama as its new global ambassador, shaming the First Lady into going vegan in order to save face.

    Which of these three wild and wacky predictions will come true? Probably none of them.

    I need a life.

  10. 10 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    No no. 1 is wrong. peta’s argument will be the right to arm bears.

  11. 11 The Oversneer Feb 12th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    You did not just reconstitute that old joke.

    Penalty box. Go on. Scoot.

    You think you know a guy…

  12. 12 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    ***hanging head in shame***

    I know, it’s cheesey old man jokes today! Don Rickles would be spinning in his grave.

    Oh he’s not?

  13. 13 bigmama Feb 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Pasta’s going to get a spanking!

  14. 14 Swede0319 Feb 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    MC Mom, I’m shocked! Shocked I say! That’s his hair/toupe? Last time I saw a picture of him, he had one of those wanna-be punk mohawk.

  15. 15 Kristine Feb 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    That hair looks Photoshopped…

  16. 16 Beige Feb 12th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    You know, I can’t look at Perez Hilton without hearing banjos. Is it just me? Or does he strike anyone else as being one Walmart trip away from hollering “Uncle Daddy! Uncle Daddy!”

  17. 17 California Dave Feb 12th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Oversneer -

    If truly knew Pastafarian, you’d've KNOWN he would go for that joke.

    You actually believed that he wouldn’t, after all the comments Pasta has made in the last year?

    What’s WRONG with you?? :)

  18. 18 California Dave Feb 12th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Hell, what’s wrong with me?? I completely left out the word “you” in the first sentence.

    Getting old sucks.

  19. 19 Pastafarian Feb 12th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    No, no Dave O’s right. It was a henway.

    Hooray I turned 87 years old today!

    It’s all the vpx redline, and coffee.

  20. 20 Les Paul Feb 12th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    Oversneer, I bet all 3 come true:

    Pred.#1 – They’ll want to ban projectiles – “Guns and People don’t kill people – bullets and buckshot kill people.”

    Pred.#2 – They’ll want to ban all killing of animals (except ones they throw into dumpsters, et cetera) – How dare anyone kill a precious lovable chicken, or cow.

    Pred.#3 – Deceiver, please, I’m beggin’ ya, no more pictures of Pammie?

  21. 21 letinstar Feb 12th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    perez hilton? stop…

  22. 22 katie Feb 13th, 2009 at 12:45 am

    YES! deceiver i’m so happy you could use this! and kisses? -blushes- haha

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