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Feb

Prince of FAILs, Douche of Cornwall, Deceiver of the Planet

goofycharlieSo the first chap says, “Knock-knock.” And the other fellow says to his butler, “Go and see who that is.” Stop me if you’ve heard this one …

You know, I liked Prince Charles much more back when he was just an out-of-touch, snobbish organic gardener with too much time on his hands and zero sense of the ordinary.

The Prince of Wales is a TIME “Hero of the Environment” and the recipient of Harvard’s “Global Environmental Citizen Award.” But he’s not even my favorite “green prince.” Not even close.

And according to a press report, Charles will visit the Amazon and the Galapagos Islands next month to promote environmental preservation:

“The visit will focus on the theme of climate change, one of the UK government’s highest foreign policy priorities in 2009,” a statement from the British embassy in Brazil said.

“Environmental sustainability and protection will be the central issues of the visit. This reflects The Prince of Wales’s long-standing interest and expertise in this field,” it said.

And how do you suppose the Prince will be getting from London all the way to Chile, Brazil and Ecuador? Take it away, Daily Mail:

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13
Feb

Chris Brown Is a Popular Fella, Ella, Ella, Eh, Eh, Eh

cbrYou might think Brown’s image has suffered over the past week. You might be wrong!

Despite his recently tarnished image, crooner Chris Brown may win an NAACP Image Award.

The 19-year-old singer, who’s accused in a domestic dispute that reportedly involves pop superstar Rihanna, is in the running for outstanding male artist at the 40th annual awards. The awards are being presented Thursday night at the Shrine Auditorium and airing on Fox…

It’s unclear if either Brown or Rihanna will attend.

Ya think? Yeah, if Brown wins, somebody might have to accept the award for him. Too bad Ike Turner is dead.

According to RadarOnline:

R&B singer Chris Brown held a secret meeting in Los Angeles on Thursday night with his family and close friends to discuss his bombshell arrest following an alleged altercation with Rihanna and the ensuing wave of bad press…

The source says Brown told his family and friends that he and Rihanna have “officially broken up”…

The source tells us Brown’s final words to everybody was [sic] “Protect me. I’m your homeboy”.

You probably didn’t realize that the real victim in all this, the one who needs to be protected, is Chris Brown. Look what you made him do, America.

13
Feb

Ellen Degeneres to Get Humane Society Award

ellen_covergirl_adEllen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi will be honored next month at the Humane Society of the United States’s annual Genesis Awards. They will jointly receive the Wyler Award, given every year to celebrities who put animal rights in the spotlight.

“Ellen and Portia stand up for their beliefs, and they have had a major impact in spreading the message about animal protection,” said Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of The HSUS.

“They had a particularly significant role in helping to pass Proposition 2, and they helped make the case to the people of California and to the rest of the nation that all animals deserve humane treatment, including animals raised for food.”

Proposition 2, eh? I remember that. It was right around the time she signed up to become Cover Girl’s newest spokesmodel, despite the fact the beauty company is the largest that still tests on animals. Die, bunnies!

Ironically those print ads just started appearing in the March issues of all the magazines. Great timing there, HSUS.

13
Feb

Octomom Links Roundup

octomom_aj2People are really having a reaction to crazy Nadya Suleman and her clown-car womb, and this story keeps snowballing. And boy, is there enough hypocrisy to go around here.

Here’s a summary of all things Octomom from the past two days:

  • Angelina Jolie actually has an opinion on this broad! A source from the Jolie-Pitt camp says Angelina is “totally creeped out” by Octomom, and not just because of the plastic surgery she’s sought out to look more like Angie. Despite her dismissal of the internet chatter about the eerie resemblance, Suleman has made repeated attempts to contact the star over the past year in praise of her acting talent and humanitarian work. And, one might surmise, the productivity of her uterus.
  • Angela Suleman, the octopi’s grandmother, is striking back at the daughter who bankrupted her with her obsession with babies. Radar is hooked up with some awesome sources and managed to score this interview with Grandma, who went on the record to say, “the truth is Nadya’s not capable of raising 14 children.” No kidding.
  • Not to be outdone, Joann Killeen — one of Nadya’s publicists — has put a three-month gag order on the grandmother to prevent her from making Octomom look like she’s cashing in. Why would anyone think that?
  • The church Nadya said she was involved with has denied any connection to her, including but not limited to the alleged foundation they were setting up in her honor, any financial assistance, or finding her a new house so she can move out of her parents’ place. (That would be the home owned by the parents on whom she’s just put a gag order.) In fact, the church says, none of the clergy there have ever met the woman.
  • Just for fun: TMZ has exclusive photos of Octomom’s pregnant belly eight days before her cesarean. Not for the faint of heart.



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