So the first chap says, “Knock-knock.” And the other fellow says to his butler, “Go and see who that is.” Stop me if you’ve heard this one …
You know, I liked Prince Charles much more back when he was just an out-of-touch, snobbish organic gardener with too much time on his hands and zero sense of the ordinary.
The Prince of Wales is a TIME “Hero of the Environment” and the recipient of Harvard’s “Global Environmental Citizen Award.” But he’s not even my favorite “green prince.” Not even close.
And according to a press report, Charles will visit the Amazon and the Galapagos Islands next month to promote environmental preservation:
“The visit will focus on the theme of climate change, one of the UK government’s highest foreign policy priorities in 2009,” a statement from the British embassy in Brazil said.
“Environmental sustainability and protection will be the central issues of the visit. This reflects The Prince of Wales’s long-standing interest and expertise in this field,” it said.
And how do you suppose the Prince will be getting from London all the way to Chile, Brazil and Ecuador? Take it away, Daily Mail:
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You might think Brown’s image has suffered over the past week.
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi will be honored next month
People are really having a reaction to crazy Nadya Suleman and her clown-car womb, and this story keeps snowballing. And boy, is there enough hypocrisy to go around here.