Comments on: What Does Jennifer Love Hewitt Think About Jessica Simpson?

By: Beige

Beige — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:46:25 +0000

Pasta, I’m crying over here. Hee.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:13:10 +0000

Yes I do. Whenever I go to restaurants the chefs always come over to the table so they can grate cheese on my abs. Maybe I should go somewhere else. And some have complained because my wiener is much to big. But that’s genetic. What can I do?

By: Minnow

Minnow — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:28:43 +0000

Don’t you have any body issues Pasta?

How do you feel about your thighs? Go ahead, let it out. We’re here for you.

By: Beige

Beige — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:44:17 +0000

Eh, S’awright, Annie. Big hugs for all. Except Chris Brown.

By: Annie

Annie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:01:23 +0000

I walked into that one, and should’ve known better given the number of guy friends I have.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:47:42 +0000

Barbie, a real woman on all fours? Where’s Jrod when you need him.

Sorry.

And we now take you back to “Deceiver’s Self-Esteem Corner”.

Oprah back to you.

By: Annie

Annie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:30:07 +0000

I’m what all my friends refer to as “pocket-sized” and can’t find a pair of jeans that fit for the life of me lol. I wear the 1-S at Hollister and even THOSE are too long lol. So yes, we all come in many different shapes and sizes and we’ve all been judged for them in one way or another that is inappropriate because let me tell you, people see me eat and then they go, wait, you must be bulimic right? Cuz you’re so skinny but you eat like a whale. Wtf? How are you gonna straight up call someone bulimic?

With that said, I think that the reason why people judge those two, is because they’ve made a career using their bodies.
The issues isn’t an everyday woman’s body. I think the issue is that if you make a living off your body, expect to be judged on it.

Oh and apparently Barbie is so anatomically incorrect that if she were to be a real woman, she’d be on all fours because the proportions are so off.

And this notion of hourglass has always made me sad, because it reminds me of a time where corsets were the norm, or as I like to refer to it: The womanly dark ages.

Besides, end of the day, if you love you, then that’s what counts. As far as celebrities go, I think being subjected to our scrutiny is part of the job. They get paid millions of dollars, we call them fat.

If someone gave me millions of dollars…I’d just ignore the scrutiny and roll around naked in my money.

By: Chronic Malanga

Chronic Malanga — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:51:44 +0000

“Hourglass” isn’t so hot either. I am not fat, but I am short and have a traditional Cuban figure. So some bathing suits and tank tops don’t work for me, and finding jeans outside of the kids’ section that look like adult clothes is a pain. If I gain five pounds, I look like a nursing wildebeest, and I am talking going from 105 to 110 will achieve that effect given the way I am built. In the end, though, I am happy with what I have. We all want a bigger this or a smaller that at some point or another, but who the hell cares as long as you are healthy? I wouldn’t trade who I am with anyone, famous or not. No one should be so unhappy with themselves that they would obsess over this sort of thing.

By: angry army wife

angry army wife — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:36:44 +0000

Minnow- I agree and by that you also mean “human”

By: Minnow

Minnow — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:06:43 +0000

Whoa, whoa, whoa Christina.

Life in the Jessica Rabbit bracket ain’t so special either. Frankly speaking, low cut gowns with CGI sequins are universally inappropriate daywear.

I can’t remember the last item I wore right off the rack. If it slides over the trunk or the rack, it gapes at the waist and swings in the wind. I had to learn to sew so that I could dart my shirts, and I haven’t tucked one since I was 12. I challenge y’all to find anything in tall pants which doesn’t assume you’re built like Ichabod Crane.

Look at the variety of women on board here: Christina’s narrow, Katy’s an apple. Habanada wants the waist I’d gladly put up on ebay. MC and I haven’t seen 110 since the 8th grade.

What do we have in common? We’re all looking at “hot” celebrities who more closely resemble Alfred E. Neuman than estrogen based life forms.

Honestly, I can’t watch Hillary Swank because I’m afraid she’ll pop a cheek bone while yawning. The only roles Callista Flockhart and Ashley Judd are fit for is albino twin Rwandan refugees. Angelina Jolie? Skeletor with a fat lip. Helen Hunt ruined her natural beauty by over dieting, looks like Nicole Kidman’s heading the exact same way.

So what if Jessica and Jennifer gain a few pounds. Probably makes ‘em normal sized.