Nadya Suleman, AKA The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe: The Early Years, talked to People Magazine yesterday. Because what else does she have to do all day? She told them that she definitely didn’t carve up her face in a depressing attempt to look like Jolie:
“All lies. I have no interest in her. None,” she says. “I’ve never been a fan of anybody famous. Now I kinda have a taste. But it’s not being famous — it’s being infamous. It’s a nightmare.”
…she said while fondling the vial on her necklace, filled with blood from a guy who kind of looks like Billy Bob Thornton.
Then again:
Jolie’s rep said reports that the actress received letters from Suleman are untrue.
So maybe that Chicago Sun-Times story last week wasn’t on the up and up. But Suleman also denies having plastic surgery, which seems unlikely unless her dad is Daffy Duck. Reliable witness? Who knows? It’s not my place to say whether an unemployed single woman who’s had 14 kids by artificial insemination in vitro fertilization might be differently mented.
I do feel her pain, though. People say I look a lot like Brad Pitt, if he had to stop working out after being partially paralyzed in a car crash.
Update: According to TMZ, she might get kicked out of her shoe house because the mortgage hasn’t been paid in almost a year. But not to worry, I’m sure she’s got her very own page in the stimulus bill.
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Have you seen the pictures of her I think from five years ago? Of course she’s had surgery!
I wish she would forget about all this media and just go back to buying my “donations”.
She wishes she looked like Angelina Jolie. That she is denying these attempts to look like her, not to mention breed like her, just adds to the sick joke that she is.
Yo, Nadya, Angelina can afford to have a child army.
I don’t see how anyone could wish to look like Mangelina Jolie. I actually get disturbed when I watch her in movies. Not that I do this often, because the little whore can’t keep her clothes on and I just don’t have the iron stomach I did of my youth. (Not looking to pick fights, but I hate her.)
I’ve never seen pictures of Octo before now, but it does seem awfully coincidental if she hasn’t had surgery. I do understand people look like people sometimes–I know a guy who looks exactly like Ashton Kutcher. He claims he hates it (much like Octo up there claims she didn’t do it on purpose), but my question for both of them? “If you hate looking like this celebrity so much, why do you wear your hair the same way they do?”
She still looks like James Earl Jones when he was in Conan, the Barbarian.
Speaking of “The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe”, that brings to mind…
what are the childrens’ names? Hopefully she didn’t name them all George, or Lisa, or Dave. Dr. Seuss had a story about a lady who had more kids than Nadya — she didn’t live in a shoe, or a cave, although her name rhymes with cave:
Too Many Daves
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
…
For the rest of the poem, here’s one of many sites:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=171612
Ya think?
“If you hate looking like this celebrity so much, why do you wear your hair the same way they do?”
“Why Should I change? He’s the one that sucks!” – Micheal Bolton, Office space.
Les, they’re all really normal names like Michael, John, Mary, Cathy, etc.
Psyche! Of course not. She’s a celebrity wannabe, and everyone knows that celebrities only give their kids ‘original,’ soul-crushing names like Superman, Hakakaluani or Knox.
(Does anyone know what the actual names are? I got nothin’.)
Angelina Jolie’s got the ’serene face’ down pat but Octomom just looks like she’s passing gas. And I want to slap her really, really hard.
Actually I think I can help you out MC Mom. I think it was a Couric interview?
Noah, Maliah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, and Jonah, to go with the other six of Elijah, Amerah, Joshua, Aiden, Calyssa, and Caleb. You know, Biblical names, to go with this psycho’s Biblical personality.
Oops, correct myself, Ann Curry, not Katie Couric.
So, she just wants to be normal? Is that because everyone knows that only normal people go around having 14 kids as a single person with zero income and through invitro. Damn, then I am abnormal. Remember this is the same girl that does not think that by collecting government food stamps that she is on welfare. The elevator does not go all the way to the top in this one.
just a quick correction, your post states that octomom had artificial insemination. this is not true.
octomom had IVF (in vitro fertilization) treatments. the only way a human female can produce a litter is by having live embryos directly implanted into the uterus, or taking excessive amounts of fertility pills.
besides, octomom supposedly has “blocked fallopian tubes”, and wouldn’t be able to become pregnant using artificial insemination anyway.
i’m not attempting to give excuses, i’m just as disgusted with this woman as anyone else here.
Thanks, Laura, I fixed it.
WTF? She wants to be “normal”? “Normal” was several counties back, honey. “Normal” doesn’t involve being the Sam’s Club of high-risk babies and welfare suckage. “Normal” also doesn’t expect everyone else to foot the bill for your freakish proclivities, which apparently include PREGNANCY ADDICTION, you stupid twat. I don’t care if Suleman is or isn’t obsessed with Angelina Jolie; it’s clear enough she’s obsessed with what she wants, and screw the consequences for anyone else. Those 14 kids would be better off with almost anyone else in the world.
“Noah, Maliah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, and Jonah, to go with the other six of Elijah, Amerah, Joshua, Aiden, Calyssa, and Caleb. You know, Biblical names…”
Apparently she’s working with a different bible than most of us.
I’ll bet by the time they’re teens, they’ll all have numbers. That’d be a hell of a lot easier than doing the prophet roll call.
I count at most nine Biblical names. It’s not the source of the names that makes her an ass; MANY perfectly decent and non-self-obsessed parents give their kids Biblical names. What makes her an ass is that she is utterly indifferent to the needs of these kids; they apparently exist to satisfy some twisted urge in her.
Kids are not pairs of shoes, to be collected. They need things, and they deserve things, and babies do NOT owe their parents any sort of psychological remedy or satisfaction. This stupid cow thoughtlessly, heedlessly endangered their lives and their well-being so SHE could receive attention. She did this KNOWING she would not pay for any of it or bear any responsibility herself, that her parents and the taxpayers would be burdened with the consequences of her selfishness and idiocy, while she pursued celebrity status. She is despicable, and she is stupid, and she absolutely needs to be slapped until whoever’s doing the slapping gets bored and wants to move on with life.
Hot Air just linked to this:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/18/octomom-nadya-suleman-foreclosure/
The shoe is about to be reposessed.
And if I read my Official Obamupdate correctly, this means she qualifies as part of the new classification of “struggling homeowners” which today’s new housing package seeks to bailout.
Yeah! This way we all get to support the Octoputians without the hassle of clicking on Nadya’s “donate now” button.
Beige, I don’t know if you actually saw the interview but she said she wants more kids. Yeah, too stupid to make up and not really a surprise to anyone, I don’t think.
Regarding her mom’s house, that’s pretty God-awful. The idiocy of it all is heart-wrenching. Her mother’s lost everything she had trying to provide for a daughter that seems indifferent to her love, and indifferent to the issue of, you know, money. I don’t remember who commented a few stories back on taking the children away wouldn’t happen without a higher level of danger the kids would have to be in; I think losing their already-tiny house would qualify.
And let’s call them Biblical-ish for the sake of discussion, I didn’t mean to imply they were all Biblical.
Jenn over at TMZ made an interesting point, if the house was 10 months unpaid, she obviously wasn’t pregnant 10 months ago. So given the choice between helping pay for her six kids or take IVF treatments which normally run $10-15k a cycle and I don’t know how many she took…well I think the choice is obvious; of COURSE you should bring more lives into this world given how much of a cracker-jack job you’re doing already!
@Daniel: I wasn’t expressing outrage at the Biblical names thing; just didn’t recognize all of them as being scripturally-sourced. No big thing.
What IS a big thing: The rest of us being made to pay for her and for every mouth-breathing halfwit who decides to copy her. I think I’ll just stop paying my bills and start showing up at Obama photo-ops demanding a handout.
Beige – If I was not a chick, I would kiss you.
Your posts nail it on the head everytime no matter what we are discussing.
This lady is selfish to pay so much out of student loans to have kids when her parents have even admitted to having to pay her bills for her. She is one selfish idiot and I hope her kids do not suffer any more than they already have. They are the innocent ones here.
“I didn’t mean to imply they were all Biblical.”
I wasn’t picking on you Daniel. I just got a serious laugh at the Japanese god of thunder being included amongst all the Hebrew dignitaries.
What is going to become of those children? All 14 of them. Maybe no house in the near future and a crackpot mother. I worry or them and feel awful for the grandmother.
Beige said: I count at most nine Biblical names.
Helllllo, Maliah is *obviously* named after the new messiah’s daughter… I’m sure that makes that biblical too.
Beige ““Normal” doesn’t involve being the Sam’s Club of high-risk babies”
I lol’d
We’re forgetting one thing about plastic surgery, you have to pay for it. She had 6 other children. Where did she get the money for plastic surgery? Heck, where did she get the money for in vitro?
“Those 14 kids would be better off with almost anyone else in the world.”
Give them to Paula Yates. I hear she’s also an avid Bible reader. (oh, i’m gonna burn in hell 4 this 1)
Minnow said: “I just got a serious laugh at the Japanese god of thunder being included amongst all the Hebrew dignitaries.”
Obviously you didn’t get the memo about the cross-border religious icon barbecue in the Great Beyond. Maybe Loki, Devorah and Oyasama are in Octomom’s next batch, God forbid.
I have nothing to add that hasn’t already been said, I just wanted to say “prophet roll call” made my day. I think I’m in love.
What more can really be said? Whether she is obsessed with Jolie or not, she has still made a lot of selfish decisions that some quack doctor that should not be practicing has enabled.
While I certainly feel sorry for her mother, why has she been so supportive and free with her own money to feed into this whack job’s insanity? Blah blah blah, you help your kids, but you know what, she would have been helping her more if she had cut her off financially and at least made it more difficult for her to get all these IVF treatments and bad plastic surgery. If I had told my mother that I was going to have IVF treatment and have a kid for her to help me support, never mind 14, she would slap the hell out of me and send me to my room. I would deserve it, too. And I’m thirty-freakin’-five.
If all else fails, there’s always the circus.
ooops, i meant ANDREA Yates…always keep callin’ her Paula.
That’s not the only house that grandma lost/losing to foreclosure. She had one in 2008 that she lost.
Eh, one’s dead (Paula) and the other ought to be (Andrea). Either way, they’re both neck-and-neck for Mom of the Year with HOV Hootchie up there.
“Helllllo, Maliah is *obviously* named after the new messiah’s daughter… I’m sure that makes that biblical too.”
Heh…good one.
Even though Paula Yates is dead, that would have been kind of funny. She was a pretty hard core drug addict and was found dead by one of her young children.
Oh Simon.
I’ve been quoted, but it’s like you think I’m a dummy. It was a question of exasperation not of curiousity!
Oh, I know! I was affirming your obviously factual assertion. That dame’s face needs at least a billion dollars in federal aid.
Hey while we’re on the subject of Biblical names, how about this little tidbit? It turns out the name “Suleman” is an old alternate spelling of Solomon.
Oh the irony…
Discuss.
Hot Air linked to this…
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/18/octomom-mac-cosmetics-photo/
Rocko-she paid for her in vitro with her college financial aid money. I am wondering why the financial aid company is not looking into fraud with her. Also, their current house is not doing well as it is facing foreclosure. Never fear, Obama is near! Just one more way us taxpayers get to help her out.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,496169,00.html
@Anonymous . . . Suleman . . . Solomon . . . Solomon and babies . . .
Aha! This woman will attempt to cut her offspring in half in order to prove they are actually hers! In which season of her reality show will that be?
Wow, you guys, we’ve worked prophets, Solomon, the Yates sisters, Sam Walton, Obama, Katie Couric, Dr. Seuss and James Earl Jones into this thread. If we try real hard we can somehow link this to the chimp on a rampage in Connecticut.
Well, if you subscribe to Darwinism, we all came from apes. Does that work for you MC Mom?
Maybe, Octomom never graduated to Homo Sapien and is really Neanderthal man. It happens every day in Los Angeles. See the movie Encino Man for positive proof. Because Hollywood NEVER, EVER lies.
I think “Chimp Rampage” would be a good band name.
Chimp Rampage line-up:
Drummer – Tommy Lee
Bass – Kip Winger
Lead Guitar – Slash
Vocals – Axel Rose (on a bad day)
Good solid thrash metal if you ask me.
Sorry Pasta, can’t use that one.
All chimp references have been deemed derogatory by the establishment.
Refrain your ways son or you’ll be looking at the backseat of a federal paddy wagon real soon.
MC Mom, I think you just worked it in
Minnow, It’s a plot by the Man to keep the brothers down! Chimp Rampage opens for (insert favorite band). ** Flashing universal metal sign ** They SOOO Rock! Many thanks to Pasta for creating the band.
Kip Winger??!! HAHAHAHA
Tommy Lee is a punk woman beater too. Allegedly.
The establishment doesn’t scare me. At least I hope that’s who is watching me through the window.
This whole chimpanze ordeal enrages me beyond belief. What kind of a dipsh*t keeps a wild animal (a wild large animal whose natural habitat would be a jungle or a rain forest) in her house/appartment and expects it not to go bonkers and rip someone apart one day? Chimpanze (or any other wild animal for that matter) was not meant to be a pet. Keeping a wild animal in your home is unnatural and dangerous and should be illegal. If she wanted a pet so bad, couldn’t she have gotten a cat or a dog? I’m sure they would have given her the same amount of love and affection AND they wouldn’t have taken her friend’s face off.
I that entire argument can also cleanly apply to Octomom’s kids.
Just heard that Gloria Allred has filed a complaint with California Child welfare asking that Octomoms children be removed and put into foster care.
Latest from Fox Nexs and CNN, Octomom looking at a 1.2 mil house. I’m in the wrong line of work!
Well, Gloria’s just trying to raise a little revenue for California. I mean, I have really mixed feelings about the taking-the-kids-away issue, here. Clearly, Octomom has no intention of providing for herself OR her tribe, so the welfare of these kids does have to be considered, by a third party if necessary. OTOH, ever since the 1994 “Adoption and Safe Families Act”, a state/local CPS organization can get $4K per kid ($6K for special-needs kids) of federal money, just for marching in and taking the kids away. So I’m not eager to see that kind of bounty-hunting used on anyone, really, especially considering that less-well-groomed/fed kids, the ones who really NEED help, usually get left in the care of people who end up killing them, while healthier specimens get grabbed and adopted out ASAP.
Oh my gosh Swede! James Earl Jones in Conan! X-D
If only Andrew Dice Clay were a prophet:
Oh–and also, Gloria Allred would sue the King’s Men for failing to put Humpty-Dumpty together again, if she thought it would get her face time. I loathe her.
Pasta, Tommy Lee may be a punk-ass wife beater, but man, he makes GREAT porno with Pammi.
BTW, I threw Kip Winger in with Chimp Rampage because every band has to have a sane person and he plays a mean bass.
Octomon looking at a 1.2 million dollar home because she thinks she can help make the payments on THIS one? After the second home owned by her parents falls into foreclosure, why not? Maybe I should stop working and have kids. We could live in a huge mansion and think that we deserve it.
AAW, since DCinC-House (Husband) is on active duty, you deserve it. When I did my twenty (Navy) we stayed in base housing once. Nasty **shuddering at the memory**.
For all non-military, DCinC stands for Deputy Commander in Chief. The CinC is usually “She-who-must-be-obeyed”.
“Octomom never graduated to Homo Sapien and is really Neanderthal man”
LOL to get all nerdy on you, Neandertals (anthropologists shudder when you spell it with a “th”) *are* Homo sapiens. They’re Homo sapien neandertalensis. We’re Homo sapien sapiens
Either way, we are the more advanced of the Homos 
*Puts down her Anthropology 101 textbook*
Angry Army Wife, I’m with ya… I may as well get a ton of IVF and maybe then I can get a free ride, too. Why not, God knows I paid enough taxes over the years, I could use a little bit.
Oh wait, nevermind… those baby-things poop and spit up everywhere, and wail so much I’d never get any sleep. I’ll just nickel-and-dime it until I graduate and hopefully get a decent job in my field.
Ani, thank you for the education. I prefer to refer to myself as a Cro-Surfman. Growing up in SoCal has a tendency to regress you. Especially if you grew up on the beach.
You know if you ran a professional day care you have to have 1 adult for every 4 kids under there age of two (with no more than two of those kids under 12 months). When it comes to classrooms the adult to kid ratio should be 1:11 in first grade. You don’t hit a 1:14 ratio for classrooms until the kids are 9 years old. This of course, does not take into account that three members of her brood are autistic already.
The reasons that there are these ratios for day cares and classrooms is that it’s the only way to make sure each kid gets enough attention/care. Large families have the kids spread out over many years so the oldest ones can take care of the little ones, ensuring each kid has the necessary semi-adult attention. (Most large families have more than one parent as well, barring tragedy)
So how long before she starts begging for a few live-in nannies?
OK I UNDERSTAND OCTOGRANDMA’S POINT ABOUT WHAT SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN DONE IN THE PAST ABOUT THE OCTOMOMS CHILDREN BECAUSE SHE HAS TO WATCH THEM AND STUFF!! BUT SOMEBODY!!! SOMEBODY!!! SHUTT!! OCTOGRANMAS TRAP!! UP!! FIRST OF ALL YOU ARE EMBARASSING YOUR DAUGHTER I DONT CARE HOW BAD OR WHAT SHE DID YOU SHOULD NOT ABANDONE OR EMBARASS UR DAUGHTER EVEN THOUGH DEEP INSIDE YOU JUST WANNA RUN AWAY JUST SHUT UR TRAP U HAG!!! RULE NO 1 IN DAUGHTER MOTHER RELATIONSHIP: ALWAYS LOVE SUPPORT AND UNDERSTAND UR DAUGHTER
Nadya, turn the caps off.
Nati: I know that’s right. Karennnnn, grow some sense, and then learn some basic keyboarding. And go away.
I’m completely sick of this octomom situation. We all know she’s a liar, a little unstable, and has no money. She’s been belittled and berated all over the media. Everyone in America has made is completely clear what they think of her and her decisions. However, we all need to GET OVER HER. There are now 8 more children in this world that need to be nutured, taught, and loved, they need food, clothing, etc. Everyone is chastizing her for asking for donations…when REALLY PEOPLE…thats the smartest thing she’s done since the birth of her 8 children. The time to judge her is over and the time to forgive and forget is here. Jon and Kate plus 8, got embryo’s implanted and ended up with 6 children! They were in a better situation to start with, however in the big picture that doesnt matter…diaper companies, stroller companies, clothing companies, family and friends…stepped up to the plate and realized having that many children at one time was going to be a handful and Jon and Kate were going to need help! I know the octomom is single and has no job…get over it! If your a mom, you absolutely need to step up to the plate and relate with her on the one commom level we moms all share, that is bigger than anything…We all LOVE our children and WANT to do everything we possilby can for them. Give her a chance, lets start giving her resources, so she can give these children great lives and help them succeed and become beautiful people. These children have been born, its not like you can put them back. Its happened, its over and now we as a human race need to do our part which is by helping others succeed and live, our lives will in turn be enriched. We need to refocus our attention to the little ones. The Octomom can SUCCEED and can take control of her life. We should be ashamed of ourselves to rob this woman of the joy and excitement of the birth of her babies, like she wasnt already scared enough without us reminding her of it everyday! Shame on us. Change your view and you’ll change your mind, beautiful things can happen. My biggest fear for the octomom and her babies is….if we as fellow moms and fellow americans dont start giving her a chance, if we continue to belittle her and analyze her EVERY move, These things overtime could BREAK her…and we could possibly end up with another Caylee Anthony situation. We are no better than this lady, she and her children deserve a chance…She CAN be a great mom….
how dare anybody judge her…wouldnt it be lovely to find out all about your lives on national television, wouldnt it be lovely to have America scrutanize every decision you make in your daily life on NATIONAL MEDIA!!! The lack of empathy makes me sick…
Look at that, everybody! Nadya learned to type!
Seriously, Meghan: You go ahead and foot this sorry bitch’s bills. Go right ahead. We’re all behind you. And before you start throwing around the whole “how dare anybody judge her” crap, get this through your head: We are not the ones who deliberately brought into this world a HERD of kids for whom we had no intention of taking responsibility. THAT is how we dare to judge. I had no more kids than I could afford to care for and take time and energy to raise, honey, and I DAMN sure don’t expect the rest of America to short their own families to pay for this c**t’s uselessness and immaturity.
In short, your lack of sense makes ME sick. Shut up. Go liquidate everything you own or hope to own and send the cash to Suleman, and when you’re on the street sleeping on newspapers whose headlines announce she’s had eight MORE kids for us to sponsor, you can feel righteous. Until then, suck it.
OH MY FREAKING GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!! Meghan must be Octo’s new PR Person !!!!!!!!!!
You go right ahead and click that “DONATE NOW” button, Megan….As for me, I will be responsible for the children that I brought into this world. ALL of which are GROWN, RESPONSIBLE, HARD-WORKING, TAXPAYING members of our society. BTW, I did this without volunteers, round the clock nurses or web-sites begging for money, or any help from their father after our divorce !!!!!!!!!!!
Beige ““Normal” doesn’t involve being the Sam’s Club of high-risk babies”
***roflmao***