The Insider has the breaking news. Or should I say… the breaking-up news!
Breaking up is never easy and it can certainly cause us to act out in all sorts of potentially unhealthy ways. But Jennifer Love-Hewitt, whose broken heart is on the mend after splitting from fiancée Ross McCall, has found that exercise is the key to staying relaxed and focused. She also allows herself a treat every now and again and seems to be keeping a healthy attitude about her diet.
She tells Life & Style magazine, “Exercising has cut my anxiety way down, and it’s made me sleep better.”
“I allow myself one really bad day a week when I can have all the cupcakes and whatever else I want to have. And the rest of the week, I just try to be really sensible about it.”
I know what you’re saying. “Who cares, Simon?” And you’re absolutely right. This is just a pretext to post the following:
Sometimes I vaguely wonder why I don’t care the least bit about JLH, and the Onion really nailed it.
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The Onion does video now? My, the times they are a-changin’.
In the future, could you please refrain from embedding players that are designed to auto-play? Every time I refresh my RSS feed page, now, I get jolted out of my chair by the sudden high-volume sting of Onion fake-news music.
Sorry, dude, I used a new program I haven’t used before to embed it. Let me see if I can fix that.
Haha this is hilarious! And JLH could have cut and pasted that ‘exercise makes me feel good after having my heart broken blah blah blah’ from any celebrity interview.
And the part about having as many treats as she wants on one day of the week? Yeah that’s real good for your body. Kinda defeats the whole point of exercising.
“I allow myself one really bad day a week when I can have all the cupcakes and whatever else I want to have. And the rest of the week, I just try to be really sensible about it.”
lol…in other words, I binge and then I starve myself.
What I find extra hilarious about the obvious in this, is that for her thirtieth birthday, she did a photo shoot in front of Tiffany’s, dressed up as Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast At Tiffany’s”. It smelled of desperation all the way through my computer.
HA HA HA! “Hewitt hopes photos will remind people she is not dead.” And the shot of Tara Reid taking a punch is fantastic.
Next thing you will see is her visiting the scientology center. She will tell Matt Lauer how she realized she didn’t need to medicate herself she could exercise her way through her depression.
Wow–that was LOUD!
Ugh. Audrey Hepburn wouldn’t have wiped her shoes on JLH. Poseur.
I’d rather sit around and suffer the depression than exercise like a loon.
Volume much? I just screamed “Holy !” at the library and woke up a frat guy.
I also love how the People cover has a trendy way of spelling Jason too as “Jayson”.
But if JLove REALLY wanted attention “Jaisune” would of been better.
I added the thing about turning down your speakers. Don’t know what else to do without taking it down. Hope everybody’s okay.
I survived, thanks for the warning.
Wait….JLH had a baby or did she adopt? Didn’t she just drop some weight and recently break up with her fiance? I am soo out of the loop here. Anyhoo, it is sad and embarassing what some celebrities will do to stay in the news.
You’ve heard of The Onion, right?