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03
Mar

Obama Cancels Press Conference? S’no Problem!

he_looks_coldSome of you guys hate it when I poke fun at Our Dear Leader, but he just makes it so easy sometimes. Remember about a month ago, when Obama mocked Washingtonites for bringing the city to a halt over a little inclement weather? Here’s a refresher:

After his daughters got a snow day Wednesday, President Barack Obama wants to see a little bit of “flinty, Chicago toughness” applied locally.

“When it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things,” a joking Obama told reporters Wednesday morning.

“My children’s school was canceled today because of what? Some ice.”

That toughness is pretty flinty, alright! (Then he ruggedly and manfully cranked up the Oval Office thermostat because he felt a bit chilly, but that’s another story.)

Well, obviously Obama was indeed making a funny ha-ha joke, if this item from today’s Daily Telegraph is any indication:

Strange goings on surrounding the programme for the first day of Gordon Brown’s visit to Washington.

No sooner had the Prime Minister’s plane touched down at Andrews Air Force on Monday evening when word was passed to travelling Westminster correspondents that the press conference they’d been told to expect had been called off “because of snow”.

Tee-hee. Just another example of the stuff I’m really starting to like about this new era, what with the ice-encrusted Global Warming protests, the stock market reacting to Hope and Change by leaping headfirst out the window, tax cheats chasing tax dodgers, etc. It’s an ironist’s nirvana!

03
Mar

Jen Aniston Just Can’t Let It Die

jen_aniston_uk_elle-april09Presenting at the Oscars just feet away from her ex and The Other Woman — and later learning the Oscars producers went tabloid by cutting away to Brangelina TWICE while she presented — Jennifer Aniston knows the value the media places on her long-dead marriage.

And considering she has the current covers of Us Weekly and OK! (and probably In Touch too but I haven’t received my new issue yet), she also knows that if she wants a little publicity, all she has to do is allude to Brad Pitt.

To wit, in the April issue of British Elle:

“No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over,” she says.

“I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides!” she adds. “There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.”

I’m willing to grant her all the context she wants, but the mere fact she is still bringing it up in every interview says more about her willingness to milk the issue than it does about her ability to just let it go. Other than make bad romantic comedies, does she know how to do anything else?




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