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Beyoncé Says She’s a Role Model for the Obama Kids

Was1842657Beyoncé seems to have some delusions of grandeur because this is a feather in her cap she doesn’t quite live up to. She’s telling people that before the inauguration, Michelle Obama personally thanked her for being a role model for Sasha and Malia. Hmm.

FIRST Lady MICHELLE OBAMA has thanked singer BEYONCE for being a role model for her daughters.

The R&B star, 27, said the US President’s wife — mum to Malia, ten, and Sasha, seven — approached her the day before she sang at one of the inauguration balls.

Stunned Beyonce revealed: “She told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and — I don’t even feel right saying this – she said she was happy they had me to look up to.”

Just saying, if you’re the First Kids, you have better role models at your disposal than Beyoncé Knowles. That takes chutzpah on Beyoncé’s part. But now I wonder if Michelle will start dressing them in that skanky House of Deréon line for girls. Hopefully not, though that would be hilarious.

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29 Responses to “Beyoncé Says She’s a Role Model for the Obama Kids”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Somehow, I doubt that. Where is Etta when you need her? Beyonce needs to have some sense slapped into her Egolicious head.

  2. 2 StrawberryGirl Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Yeah, send the First Kids to Sidwell Friends in their garish House of Dereon wear with the stiletto pumps. That’ll make an impression.

  3. 3 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Beyoncé Says She’s a Role Model for the Obama Kids

    That is SO funny! Because so am I!!!

    Beyoncé & Snoop-Diggity? We like *this*

  4. 4 sara Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Yeah I’m sure Michelle Obama gushed that she hopes her daughters can one day leave the new dog at their record company indefinitely.

  5. 5 Minnow Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    If Beyonce’s the role model, lord help that Portuguese Water Spaniel the girls are contemplating.

  6. 6 Jrod Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    I can’t wait for Obama’s girls to star in the next sequel in the Austin Power series!

  7. 7 Queen Bee Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Maybe the Obama girls can adopt Beyonce’s dog? It’s probably still roaming around Capitol records.

  8. 8 Pastafarian Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    That apparently gigantic Klingon Warlord woman is gonna rip off your primitive heads if you keep this up. Especially if you make fun of their offspring, or whatever Klingon children are called. Klingites? Klingoids?

  9. 9 Scott F. Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    They’re called Klingers Pasta. That is unless the ‘Holy Wipe of Justice’ gets them – then they become Floaters.

  10. 10 Jess Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    That was pretty slick. Beyonce knows the first lady can’t deny saying that without looking spiteful so she’s forced to let that rumor float around until it dies.

  11. 11 Pastafarian Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
  12. 12 Hurricane Mar 6th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Sure this is true, if you want your kids to grow up and get crabs.

  13. 13 Pastafarian Mar 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Hey I wonder what those guys that look like Secret Service Agents are doing outside…

  14. 14 Hurricane Mar 6th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Those are tax collectors Pasta.

  15. 15 Jrod Mar 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    lol @ Pasta’s picture!

  16. 16 Constance Mar 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    http://mylifethinking.com/life/wp-content/gallery/michelle_obama/michelle-obama-mad.jpg

    I was reminded of this picture when I first read this article a couple of days ago. You know she got the blurb and sat there on her sofa saying outloud to her staff:

    “mmhmm… That heffa don’t know what kind of hurt I can bring now! She thinks she’s some-body because I let her sing one damn song.”

    I like to envision Michelle as my best friend Shar’s mom from back in middle school in Chicago. I hope she sent a nice full-loaded sarcastic fax to B just to insult B’s intelligence. You know, like telling her how much that Oscar dress was “kicking” and how it rocked the “old school curtain hobo chic.”

  17. 17 Beige Mar 6th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    So…I’m thinkin’ the Obamalings play with Bratz, then. “Look, Mommy! This hootchie doll looks just LIKE Beyonce!”

  18. 18 Catharine Mar 6th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    ROLL model maybe. . .teeheehee ok that was mean

  19. 19 Kristine Mar 6th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    I depends on what your definition of role model is? We’ve obviously redefined it.

  20. 20 Rocko Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    I wasn’t going to comment on this. But Beyonce is the obvious choice. She can sing songs and gyrate while scantily clad. Who wouldn’t want to follow in her footsteps? Why would a young black woman want to look up to Condoleeza Rice who served as the head of the NSA, the 2nd female and black Secretary of State and an accomplished pianist? I mean, have you ever seen her in any hip hop videos?

  21. 21 katie Mar 7th, 2009 at 3:08 am

    heh beyonce. yeah right..

  22. 22 Beige Mar 7th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Rocko: Too right.

  23. 23 Ani Mar 7th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Bee’s treading into Kanye West ego territory…at least while Mariah Carey’s a bit delusional she’s not this bad.

  24. 24 Minnow Mar 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Don’t forget Rocko, Condeleeza can do a double lutz, triple salchow combination jump while discussing the merits and drawbacks of the spread offense.

  25. 25 Beige Mar 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    We do not know each other by any means, but Condoleezza Rice and I grew up in the same town. I mean, she was a few years ahead of me, but still. She’s my girl. Had she ever chosen–or if she ever chooses–to run for President, I’ll not only vote for her, I’ll campaign for her.

  26. 26 Lisa Mar 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Beige

    I didn’t grow up in the same town as Ms. Rice but wish I did. I would be the next in line to work on her campaign.

  27. 27 angry army wife Mar 9th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Beige,
    Make sure to contact me if that ever takes place. She is articulate, bright and well rounded. Beyonce has nothing on her.

  28. 28 Kramalot Mar 15th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    The Obama girls do have an intelligent, productive, accomplished female African American role model to look up to. She’s called Michelle Obama.

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