Here’s the official list of prizes for Week 1 of Deceiver Madness. Prizes will be awarded by a random drawing of commenters on all Deceiver Madness polls held through March 13. Entries are limited to one per person, per poll. Winners will be notified by e-mail and announced on this website.
- 1st prize: $100 Amazon.com gift card
- 2nd prize: $50 itunes gift card
- 3rd prize: Deceiver.com tote bag
- Booby prize: One copy, slightly worn, of Alan Gottlieb’s Celebrity Address Book
More prizes will be announced next Friday for “Week Two.” Good luck to everyone!
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If I win the booby prize, can you throw in the Thong?
Allan Gottlieb oughta write the “Celebrity Credit Card w/CVV number, Social Security Number Book.” Now THAT I could use.
Does Cruise and Travolta know you are giving away the Church of $cientology as a prize (not much of one at that)?
So, like I was saying about Bloomberg…Bloomberg. Bloomberg *laughs*…that’s a funny name. Blooooooombuuuurg. Bloombug. Bloomburger. LOL *laughs more*…so anyway, he like smokes pot so…yoo know…I would vote for him again because he’s, you know, he’s cool man! He likes to puff on…wow dude, we have got to get some pizza or something. I once went to this place where the people…but what if someone knows we’ve been smoking? Maybe we should just stay here. Where my shoes again? One time I lost my flip-flop, you know, the ones that make that funny noise? They go clip clop clip clop and then one time…wait…wait…wait…what was I talking about? I dunno. It’s gone now man! *laughs* So I mean Bloomburger smokes…so you know… he’s like…hey! Where am I?
I could point out that the Deceiver tote bag is not only a trendy accessory to any outfit, not just a vital necessity to any outing, but sturdy, usefl, and attractive! You would not *believe* how many body parts you can stack in that thing, man, for transport to your local wharf and/or incenerator. And the blood washes out great!
What? No date with Holly?
That was just a rumor. I don’t think Holly’s fiance would be too supportive of that.
If I throw my thong, can I touch your booby?
When I told my boyfriend about the Deceiver thong he told me he didn’t want the word “deceiver” anywhere near my crotch.
Holly – yeah, you’re right. But hopefully he’s supportive of all the love you get from all us readers.
Simon and Oversneer can get lovin’ too – once they shave.
Oh totally. He’s actually a commenter on here, but I’m not saying who.
My money is on Pasta. From his posts, he seems to have more insight than all the rest of us.
Go ahead Holly and deny it! *** throws gauntlet down with authority ***
Commenter…or Moderater…Hmmmmmm
Not it.
Oh but what about the Co$ prizes?! I sooo wanted the Co$ branded “My little Tommy” buttplug. I hear they give them out after your first Dianetics session… But unfortunately I have an abnormal fear for losing my thetans. (They keep my insides warm in the Midwest winter.)
whaaa???? no Toby Kebbell??? *cries*
Simon, you lucky dawg you!
I can confirm neither of my co-bloggers is hitting it, Jrod.
Nope it ain’t me. Most women wouldn’t marry me because they can’t get any “mirror time”. And my constant flexing leaves little time for anything else.
Pasta, are you saying that you have massive bulging biceps along with the flaming stake?
Swede impressed. Holly, you should dump the fiance and make a play for Pasta. Sounds like he would fit in with the LA implant scene.
If you had any prizes that burned carbon or any that were made out of fur I might be interested. A pound of twenties would be nice too.
Gotta love the thong. So classy. With all the sluts around who forget their underwear, it will be quite useful.
I thought it was a supporter.
Patrick’s got the right idea. If I won, I’d want a prize made out of meat.
EWWW, we’re back to the flaming stake again. I”m going to go think about happy puppies frolicking in sunny meadows. With old nuns.
gah, what have i missed? i don’t check in for a few days and there are now prizes??!!!
This is basically a draw; I’ll go with Tila since we have to see her on T.V. more often, and I always like a good underdog so I’ll go with the 15 seed.
I had to pick Bono. Ashton is such a douchebag ALL of the time. Bono thinks that he’s the second coming. So it’s Bono! Pay your taxes fucker!
Bono the blowhard — let’s go all the way!!! Ashton is just a douchebag.
Tila is just gross. I voted for her. Posh skated by on the strength of that gorgeous hunk of manhood she married. Wow he’s a beauty.
I hate everything even vaguely connected to this year’s travesty of an election and Katie Couric, so, NBC it is. Although I also detest PETA, I have no sympathy for chickens who allow themselves to be caught, battered, and deep-fried.
Ashton is an irritating tit, but Bono is such a sanctamonious wanker, it had to be him.
Most deffinately Bono, you know him and his ‘mysterious ways’ and all.
Can we vote for some of the douchebags who are commenting?
Ashton is such whinny-little-boy-bitch. But bono thinks hes God. Vote Bono
Pamela Anderson doesn’t have enough intelligence to be a hypocrite. She’s just plain stupid. She gives blonds a bad name.