Prince Charles, currently battling it out in Round 1 of Deceiver Madness, just gave you another reason to vote for him:
The Prince of Wales is preparing to tell the world we have “less than 100 months to act” before the damage caused by global warming becomes irreversible.
Charles will issue the warming in a speech to business leaders in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil next week.
He is visiting the country on a 10-day tour of South America with the Duchess of Cornwall.
The royal couple are also stopping off in Chile, Ecuador and the Galapagos Islands.
And how is Chuck getting to all these places? Hint: He ain’t walkin’! Or even flying commercial. Sure, mankind might only have until… [counts on fingers and toes] …until July 2017 as a species, but that’s no reason to live like some sort of peasant. Check out Chuck’s ride:
The [unnamed charter] company boasts its private jets have an exclusive ‘VIP lounge’ at the front of the cabin which can be split into a master suite with its own toilet and shower. The aircraft also boasts a satellite phone, printer, fax and laptop sockets and ‘luxury VIP leather seats’ with personal DVD players.
They’re saying the “carbon footprint” for this trip will be 322 tons. That works out to 3.22 tons per month until the end of the world, or 46 tons for each of Chuck’s remaining brain cells.
Hey, why are you on the Internet anyway? You’re killing the planet! Get back to work on your compost heap, you.
(Hat tip: The Prince of Australia)
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If I thought for one second this half-wit was right about this, and the future really was so dire my Reign of Terror would just be getting started.
I still say those on our own soil are more dangerous than this guy. However, he is a close second, very close second
I wonder if the “VIP” plane has a kennel space for his butt ugly wife?
Straight out of Al Gore’s playbook. Good grief, how pathetic.
Do as they say not as they do…… Recite it and chant it daily and you too can be a Goreite.
Just a personal feeling here: I hate that douche but posting a blog entry about the over-breed moron while being on the “Deceiver Madness Derby” might give him an edge over other competitors for the Douche Crown.
Just sayin’
Gormless. Absolutely brimming over with gormlessness. Gorm-deprived, gorm-free, gorm-challenged. Heh.
You know how to get rid of this guy permanently? Genetically engineer crops that can:
1. suck more CO2 out of the atmosphere;
2. produce biodiesel fuel;
3. purify water, or;
4. grow despite that #$&^ing climate change.
Given that GM crops are the only thing Prince Chuckles fears more than Global Warming, his head would probably explode like a robot in a bad movie when you tell it a paradox.
Well, the other guy will have to get busy and make some more news, then!
I wonder if he even realizes the monumental hypocrisy and stupidity. Holy crap.
I am cool with that, Simon.
This being said, I don’t think Mr. Massa will have the time to become a member of PeTA and torturing small furry animals on tape before the polls close here. Oh well, I guess I can see it as an extra effort from the Royalty to win the Cup.
I sure am glad I voted for him.
He’s no Prince Charming, but he sure is Prince of Epic Fail!
Well, now, just tell me how is this prophet of doom supposed to spread the word to the world if he cannot use an aircraft, huh ? Teleconferencing just does not say “I care about you” like a personal visit does. And it’s of utmost importance that this prophet have access to facilities for shaving, showering, etc. He has to remain a clean machine for the presentations, and be well-rested. And if not him, then who ?
Can we thank John Adams, George Washington, et al. again for saving us from being ruled by this guy?
Oh, we already knew the prince was douche-tastic before this post…