In the 1991 NCAA basketball tournament, the Richmond Spiders became the first #15 seed ever to upset a #2 seed when they defeated the Syracuse Orangemen by a score of 73-69. If Tila “A Shot at Love” Tequila pulls off this upset over Her Poshness Victoria Beckham, I think the score might be even closer.
Posh Spice landed her two-seed with her denials of diet pill abuse (she prefers to simply not eat, thank you!), her secret tanning (despite that whole “protect the skin you’re in” malarkey), and going all PETA on Liz Hurley while draping herself in real fox fur.
Meanwhile, the pint-size reality TV star Tila Tequila snuck into the field of 64 by proving again and again and again that it doesn’t get more real than her. At least that’s what her publicist keeps saying.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Stars & Starlets bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Victoria Beckham (2) (54%)
- Tila Tequila (15) (46%)
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I went with Tila. Again, her hypocrisy is more offensive to me, and though Posh is hardly a saint here, I find her far less annoying.
I agree with Chronic – I can generally avoid Posh, but Tila needs to crawl back into the hole (holes?) she came from. Plus, she’s apparently the lower seed, so I’d like to root for an underdog.
Tila who? Posh gets my vote.
V.B. – for no particular reason.
VB, she always looks like she has a piece of poo hanging out of her butt.
VB, because it’s PETA
Victoria Beckham. I don’t like “either” of “them”. But at “least” Tila seems to be a “little” more “self-aware”. I’m tired of “looking” at that stick figure in mirrored “aviator” sunglasses. I thought they were going back to the U.K. where someone actually cares about “soccer”.
Posh for the win here, because I can’t swing a dead rat around my head w/o seeing her po-faced mug. HATE.
Posh, just cause. Her fur wearing, trying to be trending crap gets to me. Go home to England and annoy them – please!
I voted for Posh because people actually seem to listen to her.
Posh. Only because I liked her hair in that one desert video when they wore all black.
I never liked Tila’s hair.
Hey, people voted for presidents with less reasoning behind it.
This one was tough for me – they are both so useless – went with Tila
This is a dull matchup. Couldn’t care less about either.
Posh… She seems bossy.
I’m with Carlo. Went with Tila because Posh has Becks.
I barely know who Tila Tequila is. At least Posh Spice had a career, once.
As much as I like VB, I had to vote for her… that PETA gets me every time…
Tila, definitely. Posh has a very genuine lost look sometimes, like she’s not quite sure what her plan is. Tila is just fake all around.
I had to vote to Tila. If she is reality ….I need to go to Fantasy Island.
Tila Tequila… she brings something different to the brackets than just the same types of fur wearing PeTA babbling.
Tila Tequila – the girl is just another fame whore, while Posh doesn’t seem to care one way or another if we like her.
Tila is mostly fabrication and to me it’s pretty obvious. She’s her own relevancy ploy.
Official Alien Lady from Britian Beckham thinks so much of herself and her “brand” that I’m sure there are platnium miles of hipo-fuel if only we could see more into her personal life.
tila is biggest deceiver ever. she is an alien impersonating a retard. she got my vote.
Posh. The end.
Tila is a novice hypocrite; Posh is an expert.
All hail Queen Victoria, Queen of Hypocriteland! What the heck is that Tila Tequila thing anyway? Is she supposed to be some kind of inbred Chihuahua mutation? Ugh.
Seems to me like Tequila’s publicist is the main hypocrite here. You know, the one with the actual brains to say lies. Maybe poor Tequila actually believes whatever comes out of her publicist’s mouth. (I mean, she calls herself Tila TEQUILA? Seriously??? Doesn’t she know that’s, like, a drink? And not cute or sexy at all?)
I voted for Posh. Just so that Tila doesn’t get anymore publicity. I hope she just crawls under a rock and goes away forever.
Poshie-poo, because Tils is easier to avoid
Beckham…but it was close, because I don’t care about either one.
Tila just says stupid things, it doesn’t really make her a hypocrite.
I’ll just let my Spice Girls hate flow on this one.
Went with Posh because she has staying power, therefore being the bigger boil on the publi’cs heinie. Tila will likely be forgotten a lot quicker. Trailer trash gets carried off with the rest of the garbage once enough people get tired of it.
Victoria.
If she wins the title, can we force feed her?
Posh doesn’t annoy me as bad as Tila “I’m famous for whoring myself on MySpace” Tequila. Posh may feel the need to grab attention, but at least she doesn’t pretend to be bisexual or “find love” on “reality” TV.
Oh Posh, please. I want this woman to go away so bad I’m trembling with anticipation that our collective votes will pop a hole in her fake ta-tas.
Posh for not dieting, ever and for her amazing faux fur
I really thought Tila’s 15 minutes were over. Why is she even here?
I went with Tila solely for her comments about having brought gay issues to the public. Bitch, please!
Posh, because somehow being a former Spice Girl married to a soccer superstar seems so much more legit than MySpace celebrity with a bi-sexual reality show.
Why is Tila still around?
Really don’t care about either of them. Voted for Tila.
Posh for sick body image and for being a spice Girl.
Posh for the fox fur fiasco.
I think Tila is much more of an idiot than a hypocrite (although she is both…) the only shot she should worry about is her daily penicillin one… Posh is just a general, hypocritical, typically Euro trash POS…
I voted for Posh (Victoria Beckham). Her arrogance and entitlement are just intolerable. I didn’t buy Tila’s faux bi-sexuality for a second, but she’s a lot less pretentious. Victoria deems herself a musician, an artist, a fashion icon, and, since recently, also a designer. Tila is a lot more unassuming, with her what you see is pretty much what you get – a pocket-size plastic slut. She’s like on of those Bratz dolls I never had.
I voted for Tila. She is just nasty all the way around. However I really hope this doesnt give her more undeserved attention.
Posh, because she’s eating all the poor bunny rabbit’s food. Rabbits which need to be sleek so that they’ll make the best “fake” fur stoles. That’s after they’re fed to the foxes and minks, of course.
Word to Troy’s comment–Posh is everywhere and I wish she’d just go away.
These two are starlets? I went with Posh. Her dropping out of the Spice Girls reunion clinched it for me and I really don’t need to hear anymore about Tila.
Oh Posh, for sure. Mainly because she thinks she’s So. Much. Better. than all of us Yanks. Oh yeah, and her shoes. Definitely because of her shoes.
Other than that…she’s kind of okay.
Posh, because she’s married to my husband.
Tila. At least Posh isn’t ridiculous enough to assume that her fake antics changed the world.
Posh.