Day One of Deceiver Madness is in the books, and we’ll be updating all the results soon along with a new bracket. But let’s look forward to Day Two!
Today’s action kicks off with a matchup that you’ve never seen before, although a weird “biorhythms” website once tried to gauge their romantic compatibility. (Yuck!)
Will Smith rated a 6-seed because of his inconsistency when it comes to religion. How can we put this kindly? The action star’s Baptist grandmother would be spinning in her grave if she knew how much money Will gives to Scientology these days. Or how quick he is to deny, deny, deny that he’s actually practicing the L. Ron Hubbard two-step.
Madonna made the tourney because she’s seemingly stopped embracing the whole “Material Girl” schtick since she made her first trillion dollars. Ms. Ciccone is kind of a control freak when it comes to her kids, her divorce, her charity work, her hit songs, her bottled water… You get the picture.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Stars & Starlets bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Madonna (11) (75%)
- Will Smith (6) (25%)
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This was a tough one but my vote goes to Smith
I go with Madonna for her entire career. She’s a whack-job. Anyone remembers when she adopted an African kid or all the Kabbalistic quackness she demand from her ex-husband to follow when their kids are under his care? The Fresh Price is still “Fresh” compared to the crazy cougar.
She got my vote.
Oh my God there are so many reasons I voted for Madonna that I can’t even count them all. But the biggest is the picture of her in a black wig from a Purim costume party last night (?). Madge, I know you can’t give up your youth, but trying even harder to compete with your teenage daughter is not going to help her not poison you like you were a Roman empress.
It was her claims of being into the Kabbalah that sealed the deal for Madonna, IMO.
Ahhhh – Madonna – because she will do any outrageous thing to gain fame or money . . . oh, except when her children become involved. YOUR pre-teen girls should buy her sugar pop sing-along cds about sex and parties, but her children can’t be allowed to watch television. Stay tuned for the rebellion of Lourdas.
Madonna gets my vote every time. That’s a really bad picture of her as well.
I get angry every time I remember Will Smith is a Scientologist, and anyone who does battle with Xenu gets my vote.
Will, because his entire career has been built on being this smart, nice, normal guy with a happy marriage, etc., etc. Being a Hubbard homie is about as far from west Philadelphia as you can get.
Will is an amateur Deciever compared to Madonna
Ka-bla-bla-bla-shish-kabobs will probably take this one.
Madonna is a hypocrite, has-been and a whore.
Overall, Madonna makes Deceiver more than Willie–and her behavior is just overall sick. I just like to pretend it’s still 1996 and Will Smith is sweet and cute and normal . . . Madonna never was.
Madonna. Just because I hate pop music.
I voted for Madonna cause she married Sean Penn. Will Smith is the lesser of two evils on this one. He tends to remain quiet while Madonna is a fame whore whom I loved as an 80’s girl back when I was a preteen and teen, but now is just plain annoying with her in your face crap.
While Madonna certainly deserves to be here, my vote went to Will Smith because a vote for him is a vote against Scientology… or something. Sure, he’s no fame whore, but if you are involved in a cult and it’s obvious that you are, the denials become laughable.
I voted for Smith because his actions over the past year with regards to Scientology, and his denial of such actions, mean more to me than Madonna’s divorce. I tried to ignore things that happened before 2008.
I had to go Will. For some reason he annoys me more than Madonna. Maybe because I don’t want to sleep with Will Smith. Or do I?
No.
Madonna wins on that fake accent alone!
Pastafarian: If you want to sleep with either of them, it means you’re into dudes.
I had to pick Madonna. The hypocricy goes back years. Remember that appearance on the old Dick Clark tv show where she claimed she was a high school drop out? Ever since she first opened her mouth in front of the camera the deception has just kept on going and going and going.
Madonna because… ugh.
Madonna, hands down.
Madonna. I think that the final two will be PETA and Madonna.
Madonna wins for just being on board the crazy train.
Will Smith. Dude, pick a religion and live with it; You can’t please all of the people all of the time.
tough one but Sci-tol over kabbalah
Smith is just a stupid kid who got lucky with a stupid rap song, got a stupid TV show, and is acting stupid…Madonna though orchestrates her own ridiculousness, and knows what she is doing…Madonna, hands down…or if you can arrange it, hands up over her mouth for 10 minutes, PLEASE!
Madonna wins for me.
Madonna and her little red string too.
Madonna. I’ve disliked her ever since Material Girl hit the radio.
Madonna, since reports say she rules her kids with an iron fist. At least Will Smith appears to allow his children to eat normal food and watch TV, play like normal kids.
I vote Madonna. She’s nuttier and has gotten richer off her hypocrisy.
When Will Smith starts publishing coffee-table books of nude photos of himself, inserting the phrase “As a mother” into every sentence, and insisting on daily publication of crotch shots best left untaken, he’ll be in Madonna’s league, in terms of hypocrisy.
I didn’t like Will Smith’s handing out of scientology cards to the cast and crew of Hancock (correct me if I’m wrong) but Madonna has just been too much this year to let her get knocked out of the first round so she gets my vote. And probably will in the next round too.
This was a close one for me, but I had to go Madonna on this one. She’s just a trendite that happens to be famous. Oh for the days of Borderline.
Madonna. ‘Cuz in Michigan, we hate her more than she hates us.
Madonna… for her man hands. But I’ll admit I kind of like Will Smith, and definitely way more than when compared to Madonna.
Gotta go with MAdonna – after all, she is the queen of everything, right.
Gotta go with MAdonna – after all, she is the queen of everything, right.
P.S.: Forgot to say good post!
Madonna is nuts. Guy Ritchie is lucky he was able to get out without her ripping his head off in roid rage.
Anybody who f—ed A-Roid gets my vote.
Even thought Scientology is a mental disorder, I’ve always kinda liked Will Smith. Not so for Madonna.
Madonna always been a control freak so no surprise here. Will, however, either won’t commit to a religion or tell us that it’s none of our business.
Madonna uses anabolic steroids. Several staffers have reported they injected her several times a week, though she later claims it was a B vitamin shot. Steroid use for women is not unheard of. Its an easy way to lose weight, and a major league baseball player’s wife once publicly admitted to using them to lose weight for a bikini calender shoot.
Madonna, but what the hell do I know. Back in middle school I thought she was going to be a one hit wonder, but Cyndi Lauper was a true super star.
awww, I’m not voting for Will:( I <3 Will
I don’t like the movies he’s been in lately though, I miss the funny Will Smith – he was great in “Fresh Prince”, that was definitely 1 of the funniest shows ever. And he has a great butt, may be the best butt in showbiz…so I voted for Madonna.
Madonna. Because I feel like it, okay?
Madonna………..she just needs to cover up and shut up.
I’m just so tired of her.
Looks like Madonna is winning, but I voted for Will solely on the basis of the Scientology angle.
That was a tough call. They are both major jerks. But Madonna’s ridiculous antics over the past year did it for me. I still think that she looks like the Madam at the Cryptkeepers brothel. Ewwww.
Smith. Scientology is the ultimate form of idiocy to me.
Will Smith at least has talent. The only talent Madonna -had- was recognizing what sillyass trend would be the next big thing, and riding it for all it was worth.
Now she just rides men half her age, and terrifies everyone with her man-arms. Ick.
I went with Madonna. No reason, really. I mean, other than the crazy, of course.
I have to agree with those who have said Will is an amateur deciever compared to Va—–I mean Madge. “It” (to borrow a title for her from Guy) is the high priestess of hypocrisy.
Madonna. Not even close. The Purim “slutty schoolgirl” costume was a stroke of genius on her part and ensured her victory.
Will Smith – I abhor all things even remotely related to $cientology.
Kabballah, Scientology, what’s the difference? Celebuturds have to have a custom made religion. I vote for the Material Girl because she doesn’t want her daughter to grow up to be a tramp.