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DECEIVER MADNESS Round 1: X-Factor vs. The Breaststroke

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This one could be a battle for the ages. Two wanna-be celebrities who thought they were improving their street-cred by embracing the whole PETA anti-fur thing and [in Beard's case -ed] posing naked for it. Both wound up looking like a vegetarian at the National Rib Burn-Off. Which is to say, pretty stupid.

deceivermadnesslogo091 First there’s Leona Lewis: This songstress may have been voted PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian, but she just can’t live without her feathered Prada bag.

And then we have Amanda Beard: The Olympian-cum-PETA-spokeschick got shamed big time when we dug up lots of evidence of her wearing leather and shearling. Even her hometown newspaper called her on it.

So which brainless, naked dolt did more damage to her career by pretending to be in love with the PETA philosophy? Which one’s non-vegan fashion makes for a better story? You tell us. The winner could wind up facing off against the tofu mother-ship (PETA itself!) in the next round.

This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.

Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Activists bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite

  • Amanda Beard (9) (66%)
  • Leona Lewis (8) (34%)

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REMINDER: Voters who leave a comment below will be entered in this week’s prize drawing. And you know you don’t want to miss out on that.

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54 Responses to “DECEIVER MADNESS Round 1: X-Factor vs. The Breaststroke”


  1. 1 jenn Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Two people that are so blah but with a competitive swimmer in the family, Beard gets my vote.

  2. 2 Toubrouk Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    I went with Amanda Beard. Both hypocrites here made the same sin (PeTA & Leathery Goodies) but Amanda got a respectable platform to preach from as an Olympian. This is why she gets my vote.

  3. 3 MrsCman Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Beard. Why do I hold Olympians to a higher standard? Not sure, but I find her activism even more offensive.

  4. 4 Runolfr Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:18 am

    I don’t remember anything about Leona, so… Amanda.

  5. 5 Jennie Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Blatant hypocrisy that comes across so high-and-mighty that I want to reach into the PETA ad and punch that Amanda right in the kisser.

  6. 6 Seth Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Sadly, I jumped on the Amander band-wagon aswell.

  7. 7 Ducky Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    I flipped a coin and Amanda got the vote.

  8. 8 Saro Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    You usually have to do something pretty bad for your hometown newspaper to dirty you up a little. Glad to see being one of PETA’s hypocrites finally counts towards that.

  9. 9 Nivek Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Hometown newspaper quip got my vote.

  10. 10 D---- Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    I am picking Leona Lewis, cause out of these two I care less about her

  11. 11 Habanada Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    I’m not too familiar with either of them, but Beard seems worse 1) because of the Olympic thing 2) because of getting called by her newspaper, too. It seems like a lot of these PeTArds have some article of clothing non-PeTA-approved, so Lewis just seems in line with the rest of them and not really an impressive specimen.

  12. 12 Rocco Lore Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    I went with Amanda Beard just for the Deceiver.com mention.

  13. 13 Chuwah Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    The Beard.

  14. 14 Dan Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am

    the whole “Vegatarian of the Year” thing was given to Lewis, so her actions going against that point more to PeTA’s hypocrisy than her own. Beard gets my vote.

  15. 15 Carlo Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Manface Beard. She’s been annoying since she was a pre-teen. Plus, she’s from Plant City, which should earn her an automatic win.

  16. 16 Jill Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    I picked Beard. No special reason.

  17. 17 Swede0319 Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Leona. Again because I hate pop music

  18. 18 Christine Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Leona…because I don’t know who this Amanda person is.

  19. 19 Pastafarian Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    I picked “The Beard”. I wish I could have picked both but oh well.

  20. 20 Chronic Malanga Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Beard, just because the fall out was worse.

  21. 21 Lisa Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I went with Lewis on this one becuase every time I saw an article with her name mentioned, it also mentioned her alignment with Peta.

  22. 22 Marc Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Huh-Huh….I picked Beard….

  23. 23 thatgengirl Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    I’m running out of things to say here….

  24. 24 X Mar 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    hahaha “street cred”. deceiver must have made a typo. maybe douche cred would have worked, PETA is the opposite of street cred. getting church’s chicken and drinking OE 800 on the corner will get you street cred…. joining PETA, not so much.

  25. 25 Minnow Mar 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Beard.

    Because there’s no way in hell you can maintain an Olympic level swimmer’s body on a vegan diet.

  26. 26 Kristine Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Yeah, I agree with Minnow… she’s definitely got something more than carrots going in. Also, she drapped herself in dead animal, Lewis just carried it (that was the best joke I could come up with.)

  27. 27 Hjay Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    I know little about either, so I wish them both the best of luck.

  28. 28 Ani Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Amanda Beard for sure… gotta love the pics of her gleefully trying on Ugg boots!

  29. 29 California Dave Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Flipped a coin, it came up Lewis.

  30. 30 Crow Jane Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Beard, because, well, because I wanted to dammit!

  31. 31 Underestimated Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    I agree with Minnow. Beard got my vote.

  32. 32 TheEyeSeesAll Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
  33. 33 The Oversneer Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Fair enough — Looks like Leona backed out of the PETA “naked” gig. Thanks for pointing it out.

  34. 34 Beige Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    What D—- said.

  35. 35 angry army wife Mar 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Leona because she reaches more people than Amanda Beard does.

  36. 36 Rocko Mar 10th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Beard. Sure she’d rather go naked than wear fur but she’d also go naked for cash and a magazine spread, to promote the Olympic swimming team ostensibly.

  37. 37 kbug61 Mar 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Don’t know much about Leona, so being a former swimmer I had to go with Amanda because she dissed my boy MP.

  38. 38 Anna Mar 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Went with Leona – can’t stand listening to her voice.

  39. 39 Queen Bee Mar 10th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    It was a tough choice but I went with Amanda. I believe JRod would “hit” either of them.

  40. 40 PJ Mar 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Ah, does anyone care about these two? Really?

  41. 41 Fortunate Son Mar 10th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    There is something off about Amanda Beard, and she sets off my infamously accurate gaydar. Maybe facial symmetry, not sure, but there is a tranny thing going on here.

  42. 42 Matt Mar 10th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Couldn’t care less about either, so I went “eeny meeny miny moe” on it and came up with the 9 seed.

  43. 43 k80 Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Beard, but only because I’ve actually heard of her.

  44. 44 Nati Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I voted for Leona Lewis. Amanda Beard wasn’t caught wearing fur, was caught wearing leather/ sheepskin. She never promised not to wear those. I know, they are still animal products, so what she did was still lame and hypocritical, but not as bad as Leona Lewis, being a hardcore vegan (which implies that she supposedly steers clear of ALL animal products) and spotting a leather bag. With feathers.

  45. 45 Koka Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Beard……because Lewis is a packaged deal. Meaning that she has “people” telling her what to do. Whereas Beard should be smart enough to know that once you are in the public eye get ready to be under a microscope.

  46. 46 k Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Leona, on the basis of I don’t like her singing.

  47. 47 Nick Mar 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Beard. Lewis has a manager who should look out for that stuff.

  48. 48 Troy Mar 10th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Two nothings…

  49. 49 G Mar 10th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Ummm, Beard. Lewis only really has the one bag. The offense is the same, the amount of times it occurs is different.

  50. 50 That person Mar 10th, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Good ol’ Beardie. You win my vote every time.

  51. 51 randomstalker Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Amanda Beard. If even your hometown newspaper won’t be nice to you, why should I be?

  52. 52 katie Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:03 am

    the beard!

  53. 53 RaraAvis Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    Amanda. At least Leota can sing.

  54. 54 luscious_t Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    This was tough – but went w/ Leona because she gets so much press about it

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