This match-up may seem a bit frivolous, but remember that you’re picking the second-round opponent for Tyra Banks — unless the unthinkable happens and Donny Deutsch knocks the tranny-fierce talk show hostess off her high horse.
Coming in with the seven-seed is Dina Lohan, who accomplished the impossible in 2008: being a worse mother than Lynne Spears.
And squaring off against her is Katy Perry, whose skank-tastic stage routine doesn’t quite match up with her Christian-rock past (which her parents actually preferred).
Remember, folks: Your selection committee picked the players and did the seeding, but we didn’t pay any attention to the resulting first-round matchups. (Really!) So if you’re wondering about the odds that Dina Lohan would be competing for Deceiver supremacy against one of the only Hollywood tartlets who is worse-behaved than her own kids… Well, it was an accident.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Douchebags bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Dina Lohan (7) (73%)
- Katy Perry (10) (27%)
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Dina Lohan, for not only being lame, but being a crappy parent.
Dina Lohan.
Can’t help it. The Lohans got my vote without an ounce of effort.
Dina Lohan, hands down.
It was extremely tempting to vote for the ‘mother of the year,’ but like Leona Lewis’s ‘vegatarian of the year’ award, it was an ‘honor’ given to her. Perry selling out her earlier values for the type of fame and fortune those values go against is the type of Christian hypocrisy most anti-religious folks dream of uncovering.
Katy Perry, just ’cause. (My picks are beginning to look like my NCAA bracket every year: littered with losers).
How did the Lohans find each other in the first place? Is there a category on Craig’s List “Seeking Tool” for purposes of pro-creation and exploitation? Dina wins.
Perry. In a few years we’ll see her on Sunset Blvd turning tricks for crack.
Dina. She actually thinks her daughters are worth something. She is even whoring out her younger one, thinking she can act and sing.
As much as Katy Perry annoys me, and THAT SONG annoys me not because it’s about a same sex kiss so much as it’s trying hard to be edgy and it’s not, I went with Mother of the Year, monumental ass clown, Dina Lohan. She is a pimp in all the wrong ways.
Mrs. Lohan, because Perry becoming a trashy tramp isn’t necessarily hypocrisy (it may have been the end of her hypocrisy, actually).
Dina. Just because Katy looks like some real life anime character in that picture with her Moe Howard haircut and I like the Three Stooges.
Katy…because I hate the cherry chapstick song.
Katy because that’s not a real name.
Perry is just a poseur next to Lohan
Dina because she gave us LiLo and Micheal
While it is true that Lohan sucks…well, I wish she had done that instead of breed, but anyway…They are both big hypocrites…at least Katy is easier on the eyes when you have to look at those mugs in the next round…
Dina. Katy Perry is a silly little one-hot wonder that no one will even remember in a couple of years. But why wasn’t Dina up against Momma Spears?
pop scum or mother of pop scum…. hmmm. toss-up.
Ms. Perry doesn’t hold a candle to the queen douche, Mama Lohan!
I flipped a coin and Ms. Perry won.
Dina. Katy Perry isn’t in the same league here. Now, Dina vs Lynne – THAT would be a contest.
Mrs. Lohan for trying to shove her no-talent orange skinned family down my throat.
Dina Lohan.
For bringing a uniquely wicked twist to the role of Mama Rose. BRAVO, BRAVO!
Mama Lohan. Katy Perry doesn’t have any children that she’s warping with messed up values like Dina Lohan.
Katy because a much as I hate “I Kissed A Girl”, I love “Hot and Cold” but I’ll never admit it, how hypocritical is that?
Dina Dina Dina. Katy Perry can be excused because she’s just a crappy pop star and hey, that’s what they do.
Dina — just because she deserves so much worse.
Dina – all the way.
I flipped a coin and voted for Katie Perry.
Dina would rather party with her drug addicted daughter than parent her. She’s too dumb to protect her investment with Lindsay so, now, she is exploiting her 15 going on 40 daughter, Ali. Is it too late for foster care?
Lohan in a rout!
Lohan!!!
After you’ve seen just a little bit of Dina, you wonder how Lindsay made it this far.
I have a stronger dislike of Katy Perry. Lohan will win, but I just cant stand her lame ass.
Dina’s the most hypocritical momager for pimping her daughters.
Dina Lohan should team up with Hank Williams Jr for a tribute album.
To be fair about Katy Perry, she was seventeen, I think, when her Christian album came out and was probably still living under her parents’ roof. So, that album might not have been exactly “true to herself” either. The other person in this matchup raised Lindsay Lohan. Easy pick.
Dina, hands down, for her miserable parenting and exploitation of her kids.
KATY PERRY. I just HATE her. She’s so fake all around, from her pseudo bi-curiosity she built her whole career around to her pseudo-retro/pseudo pin-up horrendous get-ups. She doesn’t write her own songs and she can’t sing for s*it. Even her looks are not original (I feel your pain, Zooey Deschanel).
Dina…………For continually pushing herself into the limelight and for giving us her daughter, Linds.
DiLo, just cuz she’s messin with her own family.
Dina, no question. So far, Katy Perry hasn’t turned any of her offspring into whores. (I know, she doesn’t have any yet. It’s rhetorical.)
Perry. I flipped a coin here.
Dina. Look what she did to her kids!
I went with Dina, since Katy, at the most, changed her mind on Christianity. There was no flip-flopping.
Lohan, on the other hand? Man. Her whole family looks like those creatures that catch you when you drive your pick-ups late at night down dirt roads. It’s like they’re almost human, but there’s just something…off.
Uuuugh. I can’t STAND Katy Perry! She has no style of her own. I think she just mindlessly follows whatever’s in fashion. The music, the clothing, the makeup, the hairstyles. Please Go Away!
My vote goes to Dina Lohan because she’s not even a real “celebrity” and yet look how far she’s gone in this blog.
dina lohan, mostly just because her last name is lohan.
Lohan’s a loser but I had to give my vote to loathesome Ms. Perry. When is she going to go away?!