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09

Someone Call Animal Control on Paris Hilton (Again)

paris_hilton_dogsI bet you didn’t know care that it was Paris Hilton’s birthday last month. But her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt marked the occasion by getting her a puppy:

Paris’s newest beau, The Hills’s Doug Reinhardt, gave Hilton a baby teacup Pomeranian for her birthday, along with many other gifts, said the heiress, who turned 28 on Feb. 17.

“He probably got me more presents than any guy ever,” she said in Las Vegas before a belated birthday celebration Saturday at the Hard Rock Hotel’s Body English. “He’s sweet.”

The Humane Society of the United States must be so proud that they picked this douchette to recognize with an award in January.

But really, giving Paris Hilton a puppy when she can’t even care for the menagerie she already has going is a death sentence for that poor little designer Pom. That and the fact that she seems to equate a live animal with all the other shiny presents Doug got her just makes the bile rise.

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12 Responses to “Someone Call Animal Control on Paris Hilton (Again)”


  1. 1 Anni Mar 10th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    I wonder if she gets show-dog-type dogs, if she’s already getting designer dogs. You know, the ones who are physically altered for aesthetic purposes.

  2. 2 Swede0319 Mar 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Anni, you are correct in that it is a designer dog. There is no such thing as a “teacup” Pomeranian according to the AKC, UKC, CKC, or any registry of pure bred dogs. It is a designer dog no more, no less. Most, if not all, responsible breeders, of any breed, would show P. Hizzle the door if she came knocking.
    Anybody want to take bets on how long this poor puppy will last? My bet is 1.5 months before it is replaced.
    Dougie is a full-bore moron to give that psycho be-otch anouther animal.

  3. 3 angry army wife Mar 10th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    All of her dogs are small enough to fit into her travel bags since dogs are more like accessories to her than living things.

  4. 4 Chronic Malanga Mar 10th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    This is just sickening. Not only is a “teacup” anything to be considered a designer dog and purely unethical to breed, that this idiot has yet another one to ignore is incomprehensible. Why would anyone allow this piece of regurgitated dog crap a pet at all? She’s little more than a collector, the only difference being that collectors usually have their animals taken away from them.

  5. 5 Kristine Mar 10th, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Maybe this isn’t hypocritical because the dogs have Paris as a pet, instead of the other way around.

  6. 6 D---- Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    I hear that Dougie is in the dog house himself for sending out personal (not dirty) pics of her birthday weekend.

    She is probably mad because she planned to sell them

  7. 7 Nati Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    it’s just like Octomom and her kids

  8. 8 Minnow Mar 10th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    I’m with Swede. I don’t know a single breeder who would place a dog into a home which averages 5-10 dogs on any given day.

    And it’s harder to adopt from certain breed rescue groups than it is to pick up a Russian orphan. I make home visitations for the group which I belong to: a pre visit w/ interview, the delivery, and another between 2 weeks and 1 month. I have a check list I’m required to go through, number of dogs in the home is #3 on that list.

    I’m willing to bet that EVERY single one of those dogs is an overpriced puppy mill product purchased from the “Beverly Hills Body Waxing N’ Petz” store.

  9. 9 sara Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    F*ck you Paris Hilton. “they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away” If you are so stupid that you don’t fix your animals and are surprised when they reproduce then you shouldn’t be allowed to have them.

    Minnow all my dogs are rescues and well done on your work.

  10. 10 Koka Mar 10th, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    Somebody please make the scary girl go away!!!!!!!

    Srsly, I do have a legitimate question on La Hilton….does anyone know what happened to the kinkajou she had here a while back? The one pet she accquired that really ISN’T a pet?

  11. 11 katie Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:56 am

    um, how in the hell can her boyfriend of the moment afford that is what i’d like to know. she’s such a skeez.

  12. 12 StrawberryGirl Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    The OctoMom of the animal world.

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