In what could be today’s marquee matchup — at least if you like imagining the contestants in jello-wrestling attire — we have Khloe Kardashian squaring off against Katherine Heigl. One of them shows her disdain for humanity by driving drunk. The other shows it just by being herself.
The most Amazonian of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe tried to set herself apart from her siblings by getting naked for PETA’s anti-fur campaign. Of course, selling a herd’s worth of leather in her shop made Khloe a lock for a #4 seed. So did (gulp!) wearing fur. There’s nothing wrong with that coat, girlfriend. Just stop pretending you’re too cool (or too poor) to dress well.
And then there’s little miss “27 Dresses.” Whether it’s tossing cigarette butts on the ground, dissing the writers on Grey’s Anatomy, or stumping for animal rights in a fur-trimmed jacket, Hollywood’s newest diva is just gonna do whatever she feels like doing — even if it’s completely inconsistent with her own image.
Will it be enough to upset the thicker-limbed (and lower-seeded) Khloe? You decide.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Stars & Starlets bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Katherine Heigl (13) (63%)
- Khloe Kardashian (4) (37%)
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Khloe for me on this one.
This is mighty close but I go with Khloe Kardashian. The sheer kitch of the whole family weighted a lot for me.
I absolutely CANNOT STAND KH and her sudacity! Khloe’s just dumb but Katherine’s a c….
KK for the W.
These two are equal, but in the end I vote for Katherine.
Gotta go with Khloe the Kunt for being a PETA shill while selling leather.
I had to vote for Heigl because I’d love it if she were never on tv again. I don’t really have to worry about Khloe being on tv for long.
Heigl, who gives a about KK.
Khloe because stumping for PeTA while selling leather goods is just a Deceiver classic
I voted for Kate before she could take herself out of the running.
‘Cuz you know, her life writers didn’t really give her much to work with this year.
Heigl – as a “success” story of this site. Before coming here, I could generally avoid her because I didn’t watch her show. Now I think she’s an insufferable diva who needs to fail miserably in everything she does. Thanks, Deceiver!
KK, Heigl will disappear after a while and resurface on “Celebrity Big Brother” with Mini-Me hitting on her.
Kardashian gets it if only for the fact that this was the only word I seemed able to hear on the radio yesterday. And all that other stuff.
Ugh. Can’t say anything good about either of them, but I can hardly say anything at all about Khloe, since I wouldn’t know who she was if she didn’t show up on Deceiver. But, I despise her opponent, so she gets my vote based on “I don’t want to see Heigl again.”
Heigl. How can someone so good looking be so ugly?
Katherine because I have been pregnant and if some beyotch demanded I get her a diet coke when I could barely walk, I would have killed her. Oh, and she just seems like a horrible person.
K. H. because she just seems to think she is better than everyone and normal doesn’t apply to her.
Heigl. The “heavily pregnant” assistant running around getting her soda? Heigl should have gotten the soda for the ASSISTANT.
Heigl (with a big phlegm sound on it) because she has to be one of the most arrogant, obnoxious, no talent idiots in Hollywood today and that’s saying something. Plus, you’d expect a Kardashian girl to pimp her body out. Kind of like a genetic thing.
Katherine cause I actually liked her movies before I saw she was a bruja. KK actually is getting on my good side with her being on “Celebrity Apprentice”.
At least Khloe can claim she is just trying to get attention, separating herself from siblings, trying to stand out in a flashy world – Heigl is just a beeyach
Heigl. Just lying to PETA is nothing new.
Heigl – she takes herself so seriously.
I voted for Ms. Kardashian.
I hate Katherine Heigel! She doesn’t even need to open her mouth to make me want to punch her.
I just happen to hate Khloe more than Heigel…call me crazy!
Khloe; the whole driving drunk thing pushed it over the edge in this matchup. Plus, her name is spelled funny, she looks too much like the old Bruce, and she’s super annoying on “Celebrity Apprentice”.
Minnow and Carlo, I love you both. Heigl is such a twit.
I actively look forrward to the death Of Heigl.
Heigl……..she thinks way more of herself than the rest of us do.
Heigl cuz she just seems like a bee-otch
Khloe… she just seems worse. Heigl’s more annoying than anything else.
Khloe’s got a fat ass while Heigl is just an ass.
Khloe
I was amazed to learn about how Katherine Heigl acts. It just seems so surprising, for some reason. I never pictured that from her. I don’t know why. Maybe because she was in ‘Knocked Up’. Anyway, I went the other way and voted for the fat Kardashian sister because they’re all insufferable and I feel for Bruce Jenner for having to share a house with them.
My vote’s for Katherine Kheigel.
Side note: I feel like I should add some, “OMG, you guys!!” after reading about them.
KK is a nobody. Team Heigl! Wait…that should be Team AntiHeigl!
I vote for Khloe Kardashian, although I hate these two the same. I guess it’s worse when you not only wear the dead animal, but also sell it.
Heigl. Voting for Gargantua would be acknowledging her existence (and/or notoriety?) and I’m not intending to do that.
Vote is for HAGel.
even though shes a nobody i voted for khole, because she took the PETA route..
Khloe – just the PETA connection is enough!