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09

DECEIVER MADNESS Round 1: Tomb Raider vs. Womb Raider

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Between Angelina Jolie and Jenna Jameson, we’re probably looking at two, maybe three pounds of collagen injections. I’m just saying.

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Let’s make this one short and sweet.

Ol’ Liferaft-Lips spoke out bravely last year against homewreckersahem — which is probably one of the reasons Octomom admires her so.

And Club Jenna, the “devout Catholic” is a first-rate, leather-clad, animal-eating PETA spokes-tart. Memo to Jenna: If you’re going to whore yourself out, at least give us the “wocka-wocka” soundtrack.

This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.

Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Activists bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite

  • Jenna Jameson (10) (52%)
  • Angelina Jolie (7) (48%)

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51 Responses to “DECEIVER MADNESS Round 1: Tomb Raider vs. Womb Raider”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am

    I won’t deny that Angelina is a hypocrite in this instance, but I like her. Plus, she’s never stripped for PETA. Jenna gets my vote for being another PETard.

  2. 2 Toubrouk Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Angelina put her own foot in her mouth a couple of times but Jenna is a full-blown hypocrite.

    Jenna got my vote.

  3. 3 luscious_t Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    EVERYTHING AngieJo does is a deception. EVERYTHING!

  4. 4 Seth Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Another AR shil to hate.

  5. 5 MrsCman Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Angelina – she gets way more attention than Jenna..

  6. 6 Nivek Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    JJ’s PETA association got my vote.

  7. 7 Rocco Lore Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Jamison for the PETA thing

  8. 8 Ducky Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I had to vote for Jolie just because people seem to idolize her whereas no one expects much from Jenna.

  9. 9 PJ Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Leave Jolie alone. At least she takes care of her kids.

    Jamison got my vote.

  10. 10 D---- Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Jenna because who knew she was such a devoted Catholic?

  11. 11 Elle Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    I went with Jolie

    Again, real life consequences with her hypocrisy

  12. 12 Saro Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Jenna, but I admit I wasn’t feeling too strongly about either in this category.

  13. 13 Swede0319 Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    JJ. just for the Peta/skanky factor

  14. 14 kp Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Angelina Jolie is just as much as a hypocrite as fish eating Jameson. She lies and manipulates the press constantly to make herself look like she cares about the impoverished. Really, its all a bunch of talk. Her foundation in Cambodia went bankrupt and I believe there were statements last year that said their donations were considerably small considering their house purchases and lifestyle.

    She is just a whore I am tired of seeing.

  15. 15 Minnow Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I went with Angelina because I have her birthplace’s GoogleEarth coordinates tattooed on my arm.

  16. 16 Carlo Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I feel an upset coming with this one. Jenna gets it with peta connections. Was there a time when she was considered attractive?

  17. 17 Queen Bee Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    I go with Angelina because she loves to play the Saint. And yet she isn’t by a long shot.

  18. 18 Habanada Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Mangelina Jolie–because her hypocrisy just speaks to me more. And PeTA players can’t have all the fun.

  19. 19 Lisa Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Gotta go with the 2 time “partner” stealing ho, that doesn’t honest bone in her body. At least Jenna has never tried to be media saint.

  20. 20 angry army wife Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Jolie for bashing her dad for cheating on her mom and then turning around and having an affair with a married man and cannot get the story straight. Also, because she thinks she is doing well by adopting all of these kids. Be like Brad and do something here in the US.

  21. 21 California Dave Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Angelina…despite the poster for the first Tomb Raider movie…

    …sorry, what?

  22. 22 Anna Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Jolie – FTW!

  23. 23 Tengu Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Went with the PeTA spokes-hole for this one.

  24. 24 jenn Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Jolie gets my vote – she projects this image of being so wonderful and altruistic when in reality she is hardly either

  25. 25 Underestimated Mar 11th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Jenna. I think that if you’re gonna be a porn star for a living, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.

  26. 26 Nick Mar 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Jamison. She has more hypocrisy to her name than Jolie.

  27. 27 Menace Mar 11th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Ooo, a close match. I’ll go with Angie just because everyone expects a porn star to lie.

  28. 28 Hjay Mar 11th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    This was a difficult one. I flipped a coin, and Ms. Jolie won.

  29. 29 Reed Mar 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Any PETA spokeswhore’s got my vote.

  30. 30 Marc Mar 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I can’t stand Jolie….But it is hard to overlook the unbelievable hypocrisy of Jenna over and over again…It is really quite impressive to be so bad, that you can beat Jolie at her own game…

  31. 31 k Mar 11th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Angelina, because baby-hoarding trumps hypocritical leather any time.

  32. 32 Beige Mar 11th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    AJ, because I’d love to see a Deceiver win juxtaposed with her nearly-universal “Mother Theresa with big boobs” status.

  33. 33 Koka Mar 11th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Jenna…………..’cause she evidently needed a new excuse to get on her knees. So she found religion. PETA just caps the decision for me.

  34. 34 Scott F. Mar 11th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Jolie – I couldn’t possibly be more sick and tired of hearing about that woman. If gravity reversed itself and launched her off into the sun, I would STILL know too much about her ‘good deeds’ for my own sanity.

  35. 35 X Mar 11th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Jolie is whack…

  36. 36 Rocko Mar 11th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    I went with Jenna so Angelina can go home and console Brad for his pitiful showing yesterday.

  37. 37 Christine Mar 11th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Jenna.

  38. 38 Kristine Mar 11th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Hahahahaha… Liferaft-lips… that’s amazing, and who should be winning this!

  39. 39 k80 Mar 11th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Jolie, for trying to turn from bloodsucking kink into mom of the year with her poached husband.

  40. 40 Matt Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Voted for Jolie, because I want to hear more jokes like “Ol’ Liferaft-Lips” in future rounds.

  41. 41 jj Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Angelina got my vote – I think there are enough PETAtards in this bracket!

  42. 42 That person Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    I went with Jolie, because PeTA has lots of henchmen (and women) …esque..things running around, but Jolie is THE inspiration for Octomom. She copied Jolie’s crazy and multibaby feats. She’ll just have to try harder on the homewrecker thing.

  43. 43 randomstalker Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Awesome, I evened out the vote! Anyway, I voted for Angelina. Somehow, messing with someone else’s husband and then condemning it years later while being married to said man and having kids with him just seems a tad more serious than the whole PETA hypocrisy crap that seems so common in most celebrities.

  44. 44 Nati Mar 12th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    Jameson. I <3 Angie. I’m probably her only fan…boy o boy do I feel shpeshial. She reminds me of me in Girl:Interrupted. And Gia. I mean, the personality, not the looks. I look nothing like her. I wish :(

  45. 45 jemma Mar 12th, 2009 at 2:06 am

    Angie is the biggest hypocrite ever for sooooo many reasons – the one that i havent read is when she did that bewolf film and had made some comment about how her nightgown isnt even as revealing as her outfit was in that movie (or something like that) but when you see a pic of her that brad had taken – well wouldnt you know her ass is there for all to see

  46. 46 Ani Mar 12th, 2009 at 4:02 am

    Jenna Jameson. While Angelina may say some stupid stuff, she does actually *do* something with the charity donation’s she made. Doesn’t rectify the homewrecking, but Jenna’s just… pointless. Plus when I managed a Deja Vu and we had her scheduled as a feature dancer, the twat never showed up and I was stuck explaining that to a bunch of ticked off horny guys. Not fun.

  47. 47 katie Mar 12th, 2009 at 4:15 am

    i can’t stand either one of them but i voted for jenna. jenna and sophie monk should become friends, they have a lot in common!

  48. 48 Chronic Malanga Mar 12th, 2009 at 5:30 am

    Nati, don’t feel bad. I’m with you on being an Angie fan. Plus, my sister looks so much like her that I have a soft spot for her that would be there even if I didn’t think she could act.

  49. 49 Matt Mar 12th, 2009 at 8:11 am

    Have to go with Angelina due to her greater public exposure. . .er. . . wait a sec. . . DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!

  50. 50 Nati Mar 13th, 2009 at 1:52 am

    @ Chronic

    Chronic, so far, we agree on most things. I’m with you on Brad Pitt not being the handsomest man alive. I was thrilled when I saw your post in Jennifer Aniston thread. I thought I was the only one who wasn’t crazy about him. I mean, I like him as an actor and I suppose he’s good-looking, but he’s just…not doing it for me. I’d say he’s not my type, but it just sounds so arrogant, that I daren’t.

    P.S. Can you say “handsomest”? I think you can but I’m not sure…I should’ve just played it safe and typed in “most handsome” instead…

  51. 51 Emily Mar 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    i honistly don’t see a big similarity between the octo mom and angelia jolie…the lips i guess…i have big lips too but no one ever said that i lool like angelina

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