You knew Heather Mills would be a part of this competition, showing the world that she can stand on her own two, er — well, you know what I mean. It’s hard to believe anyone could knock off the animal rights movement’s answer to “Mean Girls,” but you never know what the public will do with an unknown from a distant penal colony like Kobe Kaige. This is why we actually open the polls instead of just letting the rankings speak for themselves.
Oh, who the heck am I kidding. These two women both shared their naked naughty bits with the world in the hopes that it would be a smart career move. Other than that, their skill sets are horribly matched. Think Duke vs. Coastal Carolina. Never gonna happen.
What earned Heather Mills a #2 seed? The (literally and figuratively) unbalanced Beatle-bilker managed to alienate her own publicist, cruelly punk’d an impoverished Russian amputee, lied about donating to charity, lied about Paul verbally abusing her, and was generally awful. You know you’ve got PR problems when the only one who’ll stick up for you is Yoko.
And who the hell is Kobe Kaige anyway? Just another anti-fur pinup who doesn’t have any problems wearing leather when her fetish-minded audience demands it. We give her points for being the only Deceiver-worthy celebrity to ever personally post defensive comments on the stories about her.
On second thought, that’s kinda sad. No points awarded. Bad porno-chick. And quit the PETA thing. Your first name is Japanese for “beef.”
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Activists bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Heather Mills (2) (87%)
- Kobe Kaige (15) (13%)
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I don’t even know who Kobe Kaige is. Heather is one of the biggest ass clowns of all time. She gets my vote.
Heather Mills is the perfect prototype of the ugly ex-wife. She so got my vote.
Ms. Mills – duh.
So much AR, so little time.
Mills. She’s looking to the wrong people for empathy. Most of us would put up with a lot from Sir Paul for that kind of cash!
Heather Mills: Whore, hypocrite, hag, has-been, hussy
I’m sooo glad Heather Mills is winning.
Mills by a leg!
Broke Heather Mills hands down
Haether Mills.
Her hypocrisy has actually hurt people (did that one lady *ever* get the prosthetic leg Heather promised her?)
Heather’s like a character out of a melodrama, if you didn’t see her antics, you’d assume somebody made her up.
Stumpy. Who the hell is this other person?
Peggy Mills. Do we really need to say why?
I went with the Day Tripper.
What’s a Kobe Kaige? Is that the dojo from the Karate Kid?
Come on, really? Of course I voted for Heather.
It’s a no brainer. The one legged gold digger is queen of this heep.
Heather no doubt. Come on admit it..you wanted to hear that her leg fell off when she was on the dancing program.
Heather – without any thought to the other person. She is a horrible person whose 15 minutes is up.
Heather. No contest here.
Heather and no explanation needed.
Heather – her deceiver status has hurt other people, not just “leather donors”.
Kobe who? Heather is horrible and therefore deserves to win
Heather.
Heather Mills.
Heather.
Mills in a runaway…no one can hold a torch to her…although I would like to see a torch held to her…Besides, I loved how Kobe dropped 61 at the Garden…what, wrong Kobe?…Who cares…
Heather, mainly because of the terrible way she treated the Russian amputee, promising her help and new legs only to totally do epic fail on her.
Mills! Who’s this other chick, anyway?
Mills. She gets by, with a little help from her friends. And great flipping wodges of their cash.
Heather………….she could teach a class on how NOT to act like a lady.
NO ONE could have taken out mills this early in the contest. Hop-along-assidy for the win.
Seriously, kobe kaige? who is that? who cares? heather by landslide.
The only way Heather would lose is if everyone else thought everyone else was going to vote for Heather and didn’t bother voting for her.
Heather Mills.
Yeah, definitely Heather… even I don’t know this other chick.
Heather.
Easiest vote so far. Voted for Hop-along.
I voted for Mills, just for more awkward pauses when you mention that she’s an amputee. If not for that, she wouldn’t have a leg to…
And also, for the off chance that someone will be able to use the “busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking factory” phrase without hanging their head in shame.
I vote Heather Mills because there are other PETA wannabe’s doing the same thing Kobe’s doing (i.e. being anti-fur yet wearing dead animals). Mills seems to have taken her hypocrisy farther than that. Lying about charity is usually a big no-no. And the amputee thing? Totally heartless. What a pregnant dog.
I expect Heather to make the Final Four. Honestly, she could have her own personal Deceiver site. Except that no one would visit it because we hate her. Paul should go after custody of that poor little girl.
Heather. I don’t know who the other 1 is.
Heather. I’m another one who doesn’t know who the other chick is and Heather just makes me physically sick.
Heather Mills. Lying, fake, good for nothing.
Mills, simply because I am more familiar with her annoyingness!