When Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt posed in front of a Taco Bell while stuffing their pie-holes with burritos — in the name of raising money for the hungry — I just knew we were looking at something special. A sort of one-in-a-lifetime douchebaggery.
So how cool is it that “Speidi” are squaring off against The Colonel? (The same company that owns Taco Bell…)
In addition to making a run for the border (while not actually contributing any money to the charity), There’s no cause or stunt this paparazzi-loving couple won’t take up if it means extending their 15 minutes of fame. Even insisting that they want their privacy.
There was the fake wedding. The fake pregnancy. And the fake claim about earning six-figure fees for personal appearances. At some point, a Warner Brothers animator is going to come along and peel graphically unzip the “human” suits that these space aliens wear every day. I hope.
What landed KFC a spot in this coveted bracket was a little episode we like to call “Canadian switcheroo.” ‘Cause the best condiment for a vegan “chikken” sandwich is real chicken grease.
Not that there’s anything wrong with serving corrugated tofu particle-board sandwiches, if you think the public wants ‘em. But could you please buy a dedicated fryolator for that nasty stuff? I don’t like bean curd on my 3-piece dinner.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Douchebags bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt (3) (75%)
- KFC (14) (25%)
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Speidi have my vote here for this and for their very existence. It sort of amused me, wrong though it was, that KFC was frying their vegan fare in chicken grease. The idea of a vege-tard puking that up once they realized the truth is an amusing mental image that still makes me crack up.
I agree with Chronic here. I just want to add that at least KFC don’t get his own Reality-TV show.
Speidi – simply for being.
Heidi and Spencer are untouchable in this category. And vegetarians – really? You should not be supporting KFC in any way. They have an entire business built on selling MEAT. If you really care about your cause, you would not give them one dime. You deserve what you got.
Might as well balance the AR Hate with some Colonel Hate. Ingrid would love me… Ew!
I voted for Pontag for probably the same reason as everyone else XP
THey suck!
The blonde bimbos.
Speidi cause the could actually be Deciever mascots
Heidi and Spencer.
Though just barely. KFC’s not-so-vegan patties is a pretty douchey thing to do too.
I still barely understand why Heidi and Spencer are famous.
The blond idiots. Just because looking at them make we want to kick them right in the nuts.
I voted Heidi and Spencer, although I am reluctant to give them any more undeserved press if they were to win.
I have yet to figure out who those 2 double douchebags are, but there is nothing worse then publicity whores whose opinions and beliefs change based on what is going to get the most pics taken and posted.
I went with KFC, but maybe I shouldn’t have bet them on the money line.
Speidi because they are completely horrible people. They have no redeeming qualities.
Heidi and her boy toy just cause they are as annoying as any non-relevant people need to be.
Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dumber.
I can’t vote for KFC because military men in string ties are sooooooo hot.
Speidi. My local KFC has had some of the best CS people I’ve ever dealt with. I told them it would pay off someday.
Really though – what “vegan” doesn’t cheat – can’t blame KFC on this one, sorry. Had to go with the two that ake me grab for a waste basket every time I see a “spontaneous” run in with the paps
Really they are going veggie? So next they will jump into the green world band wagon and pretty soon we can see them preforming tricks on Sunset.
Speidi wins – they want the attention too
I just couldn’t vote against the Colonel, even if he is dead and has nothing to do with the biz today.
Speidi. They’ll probably try to call Deceiver for a personal interview on how they don’t care if they win or lose.
Speidi. I can’t make myself care about what KFC did.
KFC ought to get an award for tricking the vegans.
I agree that KFC should be rewarded…F the vegans!….Those 2 retarded blond idiots need to be around to be pummeled and punished for what they expose us to (namely, them drawing breath) as long as possible!
Speidi, mainly because raising money for the homeless while stuffing your face and then not even giving them money is pretty low. Besides, what are vegans doing going to KFC to start with? Don’t they know that part of that title is “chicken”? What do they think they serve at this joint? That would be like a temperance fighter going to a restaurant called “Kentucky Fried Beer”, ordering a water, and then getting mad because it comes from behind the same bar as the beer.
KFC, because I can be bothered to care about who they are, unlike Speidi, who should be eking out their last days donating organs as we speak.
Speidi…………just because they annoy the hell out of me.
KFC – but only because I don’t want to have to stare into those vacant eyes for more than 1 round. I’m not sure if that look means Pratt lacks a soul, or just a brain.
Scott, I think where Speidi are concerned, that look means the factory’s still there, but it’s making something different. As it were.
I love KFC… hate reality stars… shame on all of you that voted the venerable and inscrutable colonel as deceiver. boo!
I’m voting for KFC because I notice people are calling them Speidi and I just want that to stop.
KFC because their food sucks.
Speidi – I’ve never even watched their ’show’?/’vlog’? – where did these people hatch?? Besides, I love KFC’s mashed potatoes. The Colonel gets a pass.
(Although, you can make a case that the Colonel was behind it all – same parent company as Taco Bell…)
The bimbo and the mimbo.
Chronic said it all!
Voted for Heidi, Spencer, and Spencer’s flesh-colored beard.
I voted for Spencer’s creepy flesh colored beard. (YaY The Soup!)
I voted for Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt. Because, well, so what if KFC makes tofu food cooked with animal grease. At least they’re not eating said animal-grease tofu while claiming to be vegetarians now and being BFFs with the chickens.
Heidi and Spencer should be thrown off a cliff. They’re an embarassment to Californians, which is amazingly difficult to achieve.
Heidi and Spencer. And I’m embarassed and ashamed that I actually know who they are.
Speidi for sure…Now I must be leaving before I get violent about those two.
Twit and Twat, I’ve never seen two people more desperate for attention in my whole life. Heidi is pathetic with her revenge plastic surgery when she said “Like, they can’t call me flat now because I like dropped thousands on like new boobies! Teeehhee!”
i voted speidi just because they’re so disgusting and their 15 mins was up a LONG time ago!
C’mon – KFC should get an award for the irony of cooking the veggie stuff in the same fat as the real stuff!!! Besides – PETA protests KFC – yet another reason to support KFC IMHO.