Sasha Fierce versus a fierce case of the herp — it’s time for these two self-described “role models” to rumble.
The ultimate vapid celebutante and onetime jailbird shocked the world when she promised Larry King that she had “to just grow up and to be a more responsible — a role model.” But was anyone shocked when Paris Hilton immediately returned to her old ways? Has she ever done a meaningful thing in her life?
And can she hold a candle to Beyoncé Knowles? A few scandals tarnished the superstar songstress’s image in the past year, from a girls’ fashion line that makes kids look like prostitutes to a report that she left her dog in the care of her record label’s office staff. But what really took the cake was telling the British press that Michelle Obama considers her a role model for the First Daughters. Maybe they shouldn’t get that dog after all.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Stars & Starlets bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Paris Hilton (1) (54%)
- Beyonce Knowles (16) (46%)
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Beyonce. ‘Cos you *expect* that from Paris Hilton!
This was a VERY difficult choice. Aside from the fact that I hate both of them with every fibre of my being, they are both irresponsible with their animals. But, in the end, a fear of catching the herp from merely clicking on her name led me to vote for Beyonce and her animal abandoing, prostitot hypocrisy.
If a 16 seed is ever going to win, this is the chance. Tough call, but I went with the pop tart who thinks the president’s kids hold her up as the gold standard of womanhood. Plus, I can’t tell if Beyonce is attractive or not. One photo is “Oh yeah!” and the next is “Oh no!”
Look for an upset in this one. Paris’s behavior is so vapid, clueless, and…well…(stereotyped) blonde you expect her to do the wrong, hypocritical thing. Since hypocrisy is her norm, you just kinda shrug it off, you know?
Beyonce, though…it’s a bit more shocking because she actually has some talent. Wotta voice!
I had to go with Sasha Fierce. Loved her in “Dreamgirls” but she is another celebrity who thinks she is better than the rest. The whole “role model” for the Obama girls got me going.
Chose Beyonce because she holds herself up as a role model when she obviously is not. Paris is Paris. No real hypocrisy, just dumbness and disease.
I go with Paris Hilton for her entire career as a dumb, smutty socialite.
Yeah, I went with Beyonce too on the grounds that Paris Hilton has always kind of acted this way, although I acknowledge maybe it’s because Beyonce’s hypocrisy has always been a little more annoying and in-the-face–like her ranting about how big a Christian she is before being practically nude on her album covers. Oh, and I hate her.
Beyonce, because I hate her name and I hate her large, billowy ego. Paris hasn’t exactly led us to expect anything good from her.
I’m still trying to figure out why people care about what Paris does. She’s not even that attractive, guys.
P. Hizzle FTW
I voted Beyonce because of the role model comment. Paris seems to know deep down how vapid she is, and knows better than to take herself too seriously. Beyonce lacks that self-awareness.
Beyonce just makes my skin crawl.
Besides being a horrible, vapid person, Paris kills dogs instead of leaving them at her record company.
Beyonce because people might actually take her seriously.
That and one might get herpies if they vote for Hilton…..
Beyonce – she’s such a role model, she deserves to win.
Battle of the airheads, eh? I guess I’ll go with the blond joke.
Hilton needs to win at somethin’
I REALLY don’t like beyonce and i REALLY don’t like Paris… Tough choice… got to give it to Paris though…
Beyonce. Again, Paris is just a bimbo.
I went with Beyonce.
At least Paris sticks with one personality instead of torturing us with two.
Close call, as both of them are equally gag-inducing, but I had to go Paris because at least Beyonce is famous for a reason.
Beyonce…… Actually had a run in with her “pet parenting” or lack there of years ago when 2 of her dogs were dropped off at a vet clinic and were dehydrated and hypoglycemic. (Usually happens when dogs are not fed or watered enough or properly.) They were adopted by staff members and lived happily ever after. Great role model there, eh?
Paris, just because of all of her “I’m not really dumb/slutty” remarks. And I hate her guts.
Paris is homunculus
i’m voting beyonce…
we all know paris hilton is a spoiled brat and she is just famous for partying and for the sake of being famous and she was not going to keep her word…. on the other hand; sasha fierce takes a whole step ahead and designs a prostitot label, appears to the world as the good girl, a role model and she dumps her dog, claims she’s such an independent woman and i bet she won’t make a whole day aone without mommy or daddy knowles… she’s so dependent on people and yeah… she has grandeur delirations with the obama kids allegations.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Paris bathed in her own fecal matter and took pictures, nothing she does is surprising anymore. So I went with Beyonce.
Looks like this one could be an upset.
Beyonce. Hilton at least doesn’t try to hide the fact that she’s a little spoiled rich kid.
I can’t stand Beyonce more, and somehow I expect better from her… though I don’t know why at all.
Could be a Cinderella story, but personally I can’t vote for Beyonce because that would unintentionally cause me to support Paris. I would rather die (probably from a disease that was spawned from her nether regions) than give any kind of nod toward her.
Paris Hilton all the way. Maybe because to me she looks like an orange spider monkey had sex with a rubber band and they gave birth to Paris.
Paris Hilton, no contest.
So a guy and a homunculus walk into a bar.
And the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve…”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Homunculus!
There was a rabbi, a priest, and a homunculus
And the rabbi says to the homunculus…
So a homunculus gets stranded out in the middle of nowhere and he walks this farm,
And the farmer? He has two daughters who are really hot,
So he says to the homunculus, “sure you can spend the night…”
Man, I just flew in from Homunculus…
What’s the difference between a homunculus and a…
You know X, some things never get old!
I went with Beyonce because Paris Hilton is somewhat expected now.
I voted for Paris Hilton, because I hate her more. And also because at least Beyonce has a career.
Beyouncey.
I voted for Paris Trout.
Had to go with the uber-slut because of her overexposure – in every way! Go Paris!
Umm….cause Paris is a bigger POS than Beyonce…if you can believe that is possible…
Had to go with Beyonce, mainly because of the prostitot line. Do little girls really look up to Paris or even know who she is?
Paris, because of a coin flip.
paris because she is absolutely disgusting.
Ms. Hilton has too many dogs.
I’m sorry but there is no one I hate more than Beyonce. I cannot stand Hilton either, but I despise beyonce.
Paris, there’s a reason why she’s the #1 seed in this bracket.
Paris, even if I hate hearing the name “Sasha Fierce”.
Paris, only because I hate her more than B.
Bey. Never liked her. She’s just so fake with her good girl image. She should just take her camel-faced husband, tramp mother, their hideous line of ghetto clothing and just go away.
Paris for every innocent yorkie that has died in her care.
Paris
hilton