Pillow fight!
Oops — too late. Kirstie just ate the pillows. And Jen is whining about how Angelina throws ‘em like a girl.
We owe Kirstie Alley a debt of gratitude here at Deceiver. The former Jenny Craig spokeswoman was responsible for our single highest-traffic day ever.
You see, she found out you can’t live on prepackaged diet food forever, and then Jenny Craig let her go. Then she claimed she regained the pounds so she could start her own weight-loss company. We’re still waiting.
Seeded right behind her is Jennifer Aniston, that girl who used to be cute when she was on Friends, but just got more annoying as time went by, and then that naked picture of her boobies (come on, admit it – you’ve seen it) took all the mystery out of it.
Hell hath no magazine covers like a woman scorned, but there’s nothing more convincing than working the media circuit to express how truly, deeply over Brangelina you are. But Jen is, of course, more than willing to soak up the press on this three-year-old story. Especially since that’s the only press she gets.
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Stars & Starlets bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Jennifer Aniston (9) (64%)
- Kirstie Alley (8) (36%)
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I voted for Jennifer but she will get over it (one day).
What Toubrouk said.
Jennifer all the way. I think I’ve ranted about her enough on these boards for all the regulars to know why she gets my vote.
Kirstie deserves to be here, no doubt, but a part of me feels a little sorry for her.
Kirstie got my vote. I still like Jen, I guess it comes from watching reruns of “Friends”. Go Ross and Rachel!
Anniston cause she just needs to shut the hell up
Kirstie Alley. Just because I am more over Jennifer being on Deceiver than she is over her ex and Mangelina. (Seriously.)
I voted Aniston b/c I’m desperately trying to forget that Kirstie “Hey, Venezuela–you gonna eat that?” Alley even exists.
Jen, but she’s totally over my vote.
Jen.
Jen needs a hobby.
Jen. I just want her to go away. As for Kirstie, EVERYONE loses weight and gains it back, and loses it again and gains it back. . . . it’s not hypocrisy – it’s how our bodies work.
Jen, because I loved my Chatty Cathy doll more than my Betsy Ate The Whole Damn Thing doll.
Jen gets my vote. Because her hypocricy has lasted 3 years.
Kirstie Alley is nuts. That’s well established. She is also really, really fat. Not sure who would buy her diet plan.
I don’t know why I bother, but I think beating up Jen is unfair. If she did say no comment, when people ask her 4 years later, about her marriage being ended by a skanky ho, people would say she isn’t over it because she won’t talk about it. She keeps telling people, in a nice way, to stop asking, and yet they won’t.
Can’t stand Jen – she just won’t go away. And Kristie only pops up when her weight goes up and down. My votes with Jen.
The whale (for no particular reason).
Is there some rule against having two losers in a match-up? Cause I just can’t get enthusiastic about either of these. To her credit, Jen *does* manage to get enough tabloid cover time for me to have noticed while grocery shopping, so…
Kirstie Alley gets my vote
Voted Kirstie Alley, because I don’t know why but I:heart:Jennifer Aniston. Oh well. Nobody’s perfect.
Going with Jen for this one. She seems to be using her relationship as her claim to fame.
Aniston…but I’m not sure why.
Maniston. Because if she really was over it, she’d tell people to stop asking about it – for real.
I don’t see how Aniston is considered a Deceiver at all. The press asks and she answers. If she didn’t, everybody would whine about how she’s too scared to talk about it.
Alley’s a flat-out hypocrite who totes lied about her entire weight loss – and what kind of good press is it for Jenny Craig when the spokeswhore gains it all back before even stopping the program? Clearly, their concept is a band-aid fix.
Jen she pretty much walked right in to Perez’s pie stained hands.
Jen gets my vote because I never liked her stupid show and she wants us to feel sorry for her because she can’t hold on to her man.
Aniston cuz Friends was the second worst TV fad in history after reality.
kirstey alley…
jennifer aniston is just in denial
Because Jennifer is so over Brad. Did I mention how much she’s over Brad? Hey that Brad guy? She’s totally over him. And don’t forget that she’s completely totally over Brad.
So I hear Jennifer is over Brad.
Like I’ve grown used to over the last decade, Habanada stole the words out of my mouth
Alley ’cause old Jen is just, well, old.
The biggest deception of all is that Aniston claims to be an actress. She doesn’t have to act at all to be “Nice Boring Girl with Good Hair” which is the only part she’s ever had.
Isn’t Kirstie Alley a Scientologist? That should be all you need to know.
**SOB!!*** LEAVE MY JEN ALONE!!
Hey, Pasta has a point. Shouldn’t she just get Xenu to command the fat to drop off? What, is she an Airbus for Thetans or something? Isn’t she taking her vitamins? How come Katie Holmes is all sample-sized, and there’s Kirstie, looking like the Economy Pack at Sam’s Club?
I went with Kristie. But honestly I don’t care about either of them.
Jennifer.
Kirstie. Scientology. ‘Nuff said.
Sorry, I thought this was a vote for the biggest hypocrite…Kirstie is WAAAYYYY bigger than Jen will ever be…
Kirstie. Scientology is epic fail. With all her flaws, at least Jen isn’t a Scientologist!
Ms. Aniston.
Jen. Think she ever mistakenly calls John Mayer (I think he still tosses her some sausage now and then) Brad when he’s exploring her Wonderland?
I’ll have to vote for Allie, because Aniston is in funny movies sometimes. And she’s not that bad.
I just feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston, so I went with Alley on this one.
Jen. Somebody teach her how to knit so she’ll have a new hobby.
Aniston.
Kirstie Alley, because she’s been a has-been longer.
Jen is the biggest deceiver. She cannot stop talking about Brad at every opportunity and she lied. Remember when she said they talked, well not true. In her lates Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie coat tail story she said she hope that she and Brad could be friends again. I think NOT!!!!after you trashed his babies Momma. Go take a break for awhile. Give the pr publicist a break and go home Jen.
Jen. She annoys the hell out of me. Always has; always will.